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"Go! LEAH!" Ok... I will use... umm... umm... "LEAH missed her turn!" Nooooooooooo! "Enemy OLDWOMAN used SHAKE!"
That... is scary! "It's super effective!"
Battle 17, TEAM ROCKET ROCKET! Location: In some strange forrest Player: JESSIE [record: 0-2-0] (Pokemon Lineup: SNAKE) ... OUCH! The more we blast off, the more my bum hurts! "JAMES SUGGESTS we LEAVE TEAM ROCKET!" Are you kidding? Than our boss, POOPAVONI will kill us! "MEOWTH agrees with you!" Thank you, meowth. "MEOWTH says 'No PROBLEM!'"
Shut up, James! Before I kill you! "JAMES wants to fight!" You... you do? "JAMES says YES!" Oh, ok then... GOOO! SNAKE! "Do it, SNAKE!"
Ok, use your BITE ATTACK! "SNAKE used BITE!"
Hahaha! Take that, you tratorous scum! "TRATOROUS is NOT a WORD!" I don't care! "Enemy KOFFING used KOFF!"
Ok... that was just pathetic... "Ally MEOWTH used SCRATCH!"
YES!
"JAMES sent out JAMES!" HAHAHA! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR US! "What? SNAKE is evolving?" Really? GREAT! "SNAKE evolved into KOBRA!" Hehe... now I am truely invincable! "Enemy JAMES is SCARED!" Hahahaha! You should be! Now hold still so I can kill you! "JAMES ran away!" Come back here! "MEOWTH says to let HIM LEAVE!" Why?
"MEOWTH says HE will DIE ANYWAY!" True...
"MEOWTH says YOU will DIE AS WELL!" Oh? How do you figure? "MEOWTH wants to fight!" What? Ye tu, Brutus? "MEOWTH says that YOU are NOT JULIUS!" True... but I always liked that play... "MEOWTH sent out MEOWTH!" Ok, my Kobra, show 'em your stuff! "KOBRA used SHOW!"
Eww... I didn't mean to moon him... "It's super effective!"
YES! TWO WINS IN ONE BATTLE! I'M ON A WINNING STEAK! "JESSIE gained LOSS for NO REASON!" What? That's so.... cruel! "NARRATOR KNOWS!"
WHAT? Stop that... "JESSIE gains 6 LOSSES!" WHAT? NO! STOP! "BATTLE used END!"
Hmm... now where is the gym leader? "GYMLEADER appeared!" HAHAHA! I CHALLENGE YOU! "GYMLEADER doesn't know what you are talking about!" You are the gym leader, aren't cha? Well then I want to challenge you. "GYMLEADER is not the GYM LEADER! GYMLEADER is the PERSON'S NAME!" What kind of parent would name thier kid Gymleader? "GYMLEADER says to LEAVE the NAME GIVING to him MOM!" Oh... Well, do you know where the real gym leader is? "GYMLEADER says if YOU defeat HIM that HE will TELL YOU!" HAHAHAHA! you wouldn't stand a chance! "GYMLEADER sent out GRASSSEEDS!" SEEDS?
"Go! UNDEADGATES!" Umm... hit them... "UNDEADGATES used HIT!"
HOW CAN YOU HIT A SEED? "What? Enemy GRASSSEEDS is evolving!"
Kool, now burn them! "UNDEADGATES used BURN!"
Not what I had in mind, Gates... "Enemy GRASS used DEATHSPORE!" WhAt?!
"If HELLKNIGHTRIKKS does not WIN in 3 TURNS, ALL his POKeMON and HE will DIE!" NOOO!!!!... Ok, Undead gates, I know you take things a little literally, but please do something this time! "UNDEADGATES did SOMETHING!" NOOO!! PLEASE! "UNDEADGATES lit MATCH!" YES! NOW THROW IT AT THE GRASS! "UNDEAD gates threw MATCH!"
YES!
"CELADONGYM caught on FIRE!" "SCREAMS are heard from DEEP INSIDE!" Uh oh... WAIT! I NEED TO SAVE THE GYM LEADER! Or... or... I won't get the mold badge! "GYMLEADER ran away!" Ok... I have to go inside further! "GRASSLY appeared!" Who are you? "GRASSLY says SHE is a GIRL that needs HELP!" Are you the gym leader? "GRASSLY says NO!" Ok... than I must go foward! "GRASSLY screamed as she FELL on FLOOR and DIED!" Oh well... if she wasn't the gym leader, her life was just conjered to make me not find the gym leader, and she is evil... "MOLDS appeared!" Are you the gym leader? "MOLDS says YES!" Well lets get outta here! "MOLDS says she will NOT LEAVE without her DAUGHTER, GRASSLY!" She died... I saw her die.. but you must come out so we can battle! "MOLDS starts to cry!" Don't cry..., there's other things in life... such as battling! And right when you come out I'll battle you... what'de'ya say? "MOLDS says SHE will RATHER DIE!" Ok, your death wish... I'm outta here. "Can't escape!" Damn...
Look a window! maybe I can jump out of it! "HELLKNIGHTRIKKS used JUMP!" "HELLKNIGHTRIKKS jumped OUT just in TIME!" "CELADON GYM BLEW UP!" YES! HEHEHE... what a sec... NOOO!!! Now I can't get the gym badge... "MOLDBADGE comes flying from the sky onto HELLKNIGHTRIKKS's FEET!" Hehehe... yes! the Mold Badge... "POLICE appeared!"
No way! I didn't do anything, sept burn this gym down!! "POLICE wants to fight!" Hahaha! Yah right... "POLICE sent out GUN!" Uhh... I'm out of here! "HELLKNIGHTRIKKS ran!"
Great... again... "HELLKNIGHTRIKKS evolved into OUTLAWRIKKS!" Great... now I can live outside the law! Keep runnin, i'm gonna have to outrun those cops! "OUTLAWRIKKS ran..."
Ouch! I don't remember a tree being here... "TREE wants to fight!"
ZzzzZZZZzzZZZZzzzz "POLICE detained YOU!" Wha?ZZzZZzZzzZZZzzzz "BATTLE used END!" BATTLE 19- WEIRD ESCAPE Location: Celadon Jail Player: VIKKS [record: 1-3-1] (Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW) "WHY are YOU HERE?" I am here to save Rikks. "YOU HATE RIKKS! HE is YOUR RIVAL!" Still... it's no fun to have a rival in jail, is it? So I'm busting him out! "YOU won't SUCCSEED! Such ACTIONS goes AGAINST rpGamer's PLOTLINE!" Hahahaha! This is his plotline, feeble Narrator! Who do you think is writing this battle? "YOU have a POINT!" "NARRATOR shuts UP!" good... now to bust Rikks outta jail... "JAMES appeared!" O... is that so? What do you want? "JAMES says HE wants to HELP YOU!" Really? Oi... great! I need all the help I can get... now, do you know anything about breaking into a jail? "JAMES says NO!"
Darn... Ok well, maybe our Pokemon can help us! "JAMES sent out KOFFING!" Ok, GoOoOoOo, SQUIRTLE! "Get'm, SQUIRLTE!"
YES! Wait a sec... how does a jail faint? "Ally KOFFING fainted!" Well that what happens when you self destruct, actually you should die, but bah... oh well... "Wild POLICEDOG appeared!" A wild policedog... hmm... ok whatever, Squirtle use Waterfall! "SQUIRLTE used WATERFALL!"
gooo... pokeball! "Dad's advice... There's a good place and time for everything!" WHAT? GRrRrRrRrRr!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT DAD'S ADVICE! HE DEAD! JUST LEMME USE THE DARN POKEBALL! "VIKKS used POKEBALL!"
Yeees!
"Ally JAMES notices something COMING from JAILRUINS!" Really? What? "SOMETHING was renamed OUTLAWRIKKS!" Yeeees! Now that your free, how about a little battle? "OUTLAWRIKKS sent out UNDEADGATES!" AHHH!!!
"Ally JAMES ran!" Well.. I have no choice... I must retreat... today! "VIKKS ran away!"
~TURTUREMENT BATTLE #1 HAPPENS HERE~ BATTLE 20, Mr. Psychic the psychic!
Well, my my my! What a wonderful day! "VIDEOPHONE used RING!"
Hmm... it is? Well, I'll just have to push the talk butten. "OAK used PUSH TALK!"
Thank god. "A PICTURE of an UGLY BOY appeared on SCREEN!" AHHHH!! Oh, god dear! It's Rikks! Rikks! You nearly gave me a heartattack. "OUTLAWRIKKS said to SHUT UP!" Umm... I get the picture. What can I do for you? "OUTLAWRIKKS: I want my CHARCOAL revived because if I had another usable Pokemon, I would have won that damn torturement." Errr.... I see. Well, It's a long shot, but I think my good friend in Saffron City may be able to help. Go visit Mr. Psychic. Maybe he can bring your Charcoal back to life! "OUTLAWRIKKS: Thanks for the advise. I'm in Saffron now. {CLICK}" Location: Saffron City Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 9-4-1] (Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARCOAL [dead], X-BOX) Hmmm... now I need to find this 'Mr. Psychic' fellow. "Mr. Psyduck appeared!" No... not him... "Mrs. Psychick appeared!" No not her either... "Mr. Psyshock appeared!" Nope not him. But I'm curious tho... is everyone in Saffron has a last name begining with 'psy'? "YES!" Oh.
"HOUSE appeared!" Well.. that was odd... what is a house doing in a city? You'd think everyone lived in apartments. "HOUSE was renamed MR.PSYCHIC's HOUSE!" Oh, well that's where I'll be heading, then. "OUTLAWRIKKS opened DOOR!"
Well... You live in Kanto. People walk into your house all the time. "MR.PSYCHIC said 'TRUE'"
Well, I'll take it but thats not what I'm here for. "OUTLAWRIKKS got the TM912314312345236!" Wait... That TM isn't Psychic... "MR.PSYCHIC: I'm a psychic! I know all I see all! You want a revive TM, so there it is. It will revive one dead pokemon than the pokemon will forget the move eternally, but it is at a cost. The pokemon that uses it will perish." Oh. Well I'll teach it to my RUBYVER then. "RUBYVER already knows 6739 moves! Delete a move to add REVIVE?" Ya. Delete uh, Tail whip. "RUBYVER already knows 6738 moves! Delete a move to REVIVE?" Err... I forgot about the 4 limit. Creatures in Flare Version already have more than that tho. A lot more... So what I am sa post to do? "MR.PSYCHIC says GIVE IT TO HIS JYNX! HE says it KNOWS only THREE MOVES and HE HATES IT so YOU can USE IT!" Goodie.
"1...2...3...POOF!" "JYNX learned REVIVE!" Goodie! Now use it! "JYNX commited suricide!"
YES!
"MR.PSYCHIC: Wow. I didn't really expect you to kill off my Jynx, considering it was at Level 87." It... was? "MR.PSYCHIC: Yah, hahahaha! I pity you!" Errr...
"BATTLE used END!" BATTLE 21 SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH Location: Saffron Gym Player: SABRINA [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: FEMALEMR.MIME, KADABRA, ABRA) Hmmm... What a wonderful day. I wonder whats taking Heilda and Zelda... "ZELDA is in BUSY in WINDWAKER and HEILDA is DEAD!" ... I meant my aunts stupid Narrator. "OH!" Yah.
"Your AUNTS got KILLED in a AWFUL DOG RACE!" How do you get killed in a Dog Race? "NARRATOR doesnt KNOW!"
Oh... figures. I wondered why it was taking them 3 days to get me a slice of pizza from the consession stand next door... Hmm... What can I do today? "YOU could KILL all the PEOPLE in the NEIGHBORING GYM again!" Could... but that's becoming to old. I already took them over once, and it was all too easy... "CONSIDERING they USE FIGHTING-TYPES, no DUH!" Hey, watch it, before I have you turned into a Toadstool, dumb Narrator. "NARRATOR is just a BOOMING VOICE! IT cannot be TURNED INTO a TOADSTOOL!" Well... I'll figure out how!... Oh what's the point. I'm hungry--- haven't eaten for like 3 days now... "OUTLAWRIKKS appeared!" Hmm... Who are you? Explain yourself. "OUTLAWRIKKS wants to BATTLE you for your PSYCOBADGE!" Ahh! I see! You have come to the right place, but before we battle, can you please walk next door to the pizza shop and get me some? "OUTLAWRIKKS said SURE!" Good. When you come back, we'll battle. "OUTLAWRIKKS left!" Hmm... Hopfully he won't get killed in a Dog Show too... "DUGGY appeared!" Hey, Duggy, here to challenge me again? "DUGGY said YES!" Well, I beat you let's see... 77 times now? hmmmmmmmmmm... I don't think you really stand a chance. "DUGGY says HE trained HIS MAGIKARP to LEVEL 3!" Level 3... I guess that's an improvment of the last time we battled when it was Level -2... but You must remember Duggy, that my Pokemon are all far above level 27. "DUGGY doesn't CARE!"
Ugh... fine... Whatever... Goooo, Kadabra! "The enemy's weak! (literally!) Get'm, KADABRA!"
Let's see if can actually do something this time! "Foe MAGIKARP used SPLASH!" Ugh...
"It's a one hit KO!" WHAT??!!
"KADABRA fainted, use next Pokemon?" Of course! I can't lose like this--- to Duggy! Hmm... But I guess I underestimated him though... Well... gooo! Abra! "Go! Abra!" Ok use Psychic! "ABRA used PSYCHIC!"
I award you on beating my Kadabra, but You still need more training, child. Now listen to me. Don't come back until your Magikarp is well above Level 30, alright? "DUGGY says OK!"
Ugh... Children... Hey! What's taking that Rikks fella so long with that pizza? "BATTLE used END!"
(Pokemon Lineup: MINOMAGE) Ahhh… another day of playing Tibia with my great summon, Mino Mage! “GREAT it IS!” Who said that? I didn’t know the CIP Team people actually put SOUND in this game! “http://www.tibia.com/” Hmm… Yes… that is the homepage of this game… “KILLERNACHO appeared!” Ummm… hi mate! What’s with these big booming voice? “Killer Nacho says: Mwahahahaha! You shall be the next one to be ingulfed in PAIN and SUFFERING! For I am the mighty rpGamer!” Uhhh… mate… what is wrong with you? “STAALIN goes SCREAMING into a GAINT VORTEX of TERROR!” AHHHHHHH!!! “STAALIN has ARRIVED in the FLARE VERSION! Welcome to the first day of the REST of your LIFE!” Aaaaahh! This is freaky… ok now im just gonna log off… “You can’t log of immediately after a hurl threw a screaming vortex!” Damn you, Tibia… “OUTLAWRIKKS appeared!” Umm… hi! “OUTLAWRIKKS is WONDERING if you know where the PIZZA is.” “OUTLAWRIKKS is being hit by DOGs!” Gah!!! GET AWAY!! “STAALIN runs away!” No I didn’t… “STAALIN is now LOST in SAFFRON CITY!” Woohh, I didn’t know THIS existed in Tibia! “STAALIN sees a POKeMON!” What the heck is a poke man? “POKeMON are loving companions… and helpers to people! But people LIKE to BATTLE THEM!” Oh.. ok……. “MONKEY appeared!” A moneky… cool “MONKEY: ME WANT TO EAT UR FLESH!! FLLLEEESSSSHHH!” GAH!!! C’MON, CANT WE PLZ WORK THIS OUT?! “MONKEY was renamed CANABLEMONKEY!” Doesn’t that exseed the name limit? “YES!” Oh well, ummmmm “CANABLEMONKEY is STARING at YOU!” GAH!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!! “STAALIN ran away!” Wait… I know I’ll have to play his game! Mino mage, launch me into space! “MINOMAGE sends STAALIN into SPACE!” Yes… he cant catch me up here! “CANNIBALMONKEY was renamed SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY!” Uh oh… “SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY FLYS up to STAALIN!” Umm… ah ha! The Deathstar! “STAALIN goes into DEATHSTAR!” Ba boom baby! That MONKEYs is in serious shit if he thinks he can mess with me!! “STAALIN pushes RED butten in DEATHSTAR!” Mwahahaha! Say your last words, you Spaceship Cannable MONKEY! “SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY is renamed to DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY!” This sux… I’m gonna die, arent I? “YES!” Damn it… wait! MY BATTLE MODES OFF! YES! “STAALIN LOGGED OFF!” “…”
“DAMN! SCREW TIBIA!” Player: DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY [0-0-1][MONKEY-Cannable] (Pokemon Lineup: none) NOOOOO!!! STAALIN! UR A FAT UGLY EVIL DUDE!!! FLLEEESSSHHH! “…” “BATTLE used END!” Battle #22 THE HEROIC PIZZA RUN Location: Outside of Saffron Gym Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 9-4-1]
“PIZZAMAN wants to fight!” C’mon can’t we resolve this without battling? Say, OUCH err.. say over a pizza? “PIZZAMAN says NO!” “PIZZAMAN sent out CHEESEPIZZA!” Arrr… He is a food-type user… I see..OUCH!!! errr… Go, Charcoal! “The enemy is yummy! Get;m, Charcoal!” Ok, Charcoal! Use your Roast attack! “CHARCOAL used ROAST!” “CHEESEPIZZA is WELL-DONE!” Mmmm… even more OUCH! Yummy… “PIZZAMAN: Wow! We should talk about a job after this battle… I could use a Pokemon like that at my shop! End the Battle! End the Battle now!” “BATTLE ends in DRAW!” WHAT? How can he end a bat---OUCH!!!!---tle and I can’t?! “PIZZAMAN kills DOG!” Umm… thanks… “PIZZAMAN only asks ONE THING in RETURN!” Oh… and that is? “PIZZAMAN wants to JOIN your PARTY!” Ummm… I wouldn’t do that… everyone who joined my party has died.. My mom for example… “PIZZAMAN doesn’t CARE!” “PIZZAMAN says HE will also GIVE you a FREE PIZZA!” Free pizza? Deal! “PIZZAMAN joined your party!” Ah ha! Now to go see Sabrina! Location: Saffron Gym Hmm… Umm… Sabrina? I got the pizza! “SABRINA takes PIZZA” “SABRINA: Thanks… now we can battle!” “SABRINA wants to fight!”
“UNDEADGATES pulled out CELLPHONE and is CALLING HAUNTED PEOPLE!” Oh, great… “Enemy ABRA used PSYSHOCK!” Stupid! Psychic types are weak against Dark types! “It has no effect…” See? “SABRINA: Ok, I made a mistake! But it shall not happen again!” Ok, undead gates! Use crunch! “UNDEADGATE’s PHONE CALL continues!” Damn it… “ABRA used MEGAPUNCH!” What the? Can Abra even LEARN that attack?! “It’s super effective!” “UNDEADGATES fainted. Use next Pokemon?” Yes… Charcoal go! “Go, Charcoal!” Use your char attack! “CHARCOAL used CHAR!” “Enemy Abra was burned in a CHARCOAL oven!” “Enemy Abra fainted!”
“CHARCOAL is THROWING FLAMES at FEMALEMR.MIME!” “FEMALEMR.MIME fainted!”
“Got the PSYCO BADGE!” Yes! Only 3 more gym badges! “SABRINA: Also… I will root for you in the Pokemon League! So get out of here and get those 3 more badges!” Don’t worry… I won’t let you down! “SABRINA disappeared!” Wow… Hehee! Location: Bike Path Player: CINNAGOO [record: 4-3-2] (Pokemon Lineup: HISMOMMY, BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON [dead], DARKMAGICIAN [dead], TOONSKULL) Heheheh… I’ll wait for rikks here… so I can jump him! “BATTLE used END!” BATTLE #23 BIKE PATH DURBY Location: Celadon City Player: VIKKS [record: 3-5-1]
“CINNAGOO PROMICES to let YOU have all the BADGES!” I do need them… yes! After all! I am the rival! “YOU ARE!” I should join up with people against one common enemy! Rikks! “YES, you SHOULD!” And we will win! “NO, you WONT!” …you suck Narrator… Oh well 2 out of 3 isnt bad… Now Cinnagoo, what’s your plan? “CINNAGOO says we are GOING to JUMP him!” Ok… lets set up camp at Bike Path… Rikks will be here any second now! Location: Celadon City Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 10-4-2] (Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARCOAL, JYNX [dead], X-BOX) Ahh… The only way to get to Fushia City is through the Bike Path I see… Oh well… here goes nothing! “OUTLAWRIKKS got on BIKE!” Now to ride down! “OUTLAWRIKKS is GOING downhill to FUSHIA CITY!” Weeeeeeeee! “OUTLAWRIKKS CRASHED!” Ouuuuhh…. Into what?! “---INTO VIKKS!” Vikks! What are you doing here? Lemme guess… you wanna battle? “PIZZAMAN said to WAIT UP!” Ooopp…, almost forgot about him… “PIZZAMAN stopped right NEXT to YOU!” “VIKKS: I see you have help! Well. Same here!” You do? Where? “CINNAGOO appeared!” That little pile of cinnamon? Look… no matter how hard you try you will never beat me… “VIKKS and CINNAGOO want to fight!” “Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight!” |