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“KAIN fainted!” Haha! I forced you to be biased HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “…” “BATTLE used END!” Battle 48, Pokemon League IV Location: Pokemon League HQ Player: VIKKSALOT [record: 6-7-1]
“VIKKSALOT was renamed SPECIALVIKKS!” GAH! I’m so special you gave me a name Rikks didn’t even have!!
“Enemy OZZIE is refreshed!” Awwwwww… “Enemy OZZIE used SNAP!” “WATERGUN was SNAPPED in HALF!” Aewwww… “WATERGUN died! Use next Pokemon?” DIED? These things always happen to me … “ACTUALLY, These things happen to SAL!” That, and that kid has a urination problem… Ugh… go spearow.. “Go! SPEAROW!” Hurry! Use Fatal Dance! “SPEAROW used FATAL DANCE!” “SPEAROW is dancing!” Haha! Good job! “Enemy OZZIE notices SPEAROW’s FATAL DANCE!” “LORD MAGUS: No, OZZIE! Resist!” “Enemy OZZIE fanted!”
“LORD MAGUS sent out FLEA!” Woah… is that thing a guy or girl ? “NEITHER!” … That’s disturbing. Spearow, finish off the fool quickly! Drill Peck! “SPEAROW used DRILL PECK!” “SPEAROW got out a DRILL!” … “SPEAROW drilled FLEA’s HEAD OPEN!” “FLEA fainted!” HAHAHAHAH! Take that, Magus Man! “MAGUS MAN… errr… LORD MAGUS: Flea!!! NOOOOO! That’s it! Slash, Slash that sparrow!” “LORD MAGUS sent out SLASH!” Spearow, use---- “SLASH used SLASHER!” OWWWWWWWWw…. That just cut my Spearow in half, dude… that’s not cool! “SPEAROW fainted!” Only fainted? Damn… Go… hmm… “YOU only have ONE POKEMON left, DUMB ASS!” … Oh yea, that’s right {^.^} Go , Squirtle! “Get’m SQUIRTLE!” Use Hyrdo Pump now! “SQUIRTLE used HYDRO PUMP!” “Enemy SLASH fainted!” Damn… does that mean … I win ? “NO!” But the dudes out of Pokemon ! “LORD MAGUS sent out LORD MAGUS!” Oh… “LORD MAGUS used DARK POWER!” “SQUIRTLE fainted!” Holy…. Shit! “Go! SPECIALVIKKS!” I must… win this! Me! Use my Devolve attack! “What? LORD MAGUS is devolving!” HAHAHA! “LORD MAGUS devolved into LORD JANUS!” Wow… talk about an age change… going from like 50 to 5… “LORD JANUS: One of you will shortly perish…” Huh? I can’t die, I’m the rival… “LORD JANUS was TALKING to the KIDS OVER THERE!” Oh…. “ANVIL used FALL!” “ANVIL hit a KID!” “KID died!”
“SPECIALVIKKS is special!” … Thanks, a lot. “NO PROBLEM!” “SPECIALVIKKS is special!” We’ve been through that. “SPECIALVIKKS punched LORD JANUS in is specialty!” Interesting. “LORD JANUS fainted!” Yay!!! I WINN!! “BATTLE used END!” Battle 49, Pokemon League V Location: Pokemon League HQ Player: SAL [2-2-0][Hoenn Region Champion] (Pokemon Lineup: RAICHU[dead], DITTO [dead], ONIX [dead], TORCHIC [dead], SLAKOTH) … I’m not ready for this … “WHAT EVER happened to “I may have lost before… but this is a whole new slate of cardboard.”?” I lost all will to fight… “SAD!” It is… “YOU KNOW, if you SET YOURSELF up for FAILURE, you FAIL!” True… but if you set your self up for victory, your Pokemon dies… “ALSO TRUE!” “OUTLAWRIKKS appeared!” This is the part when I fight and lose. “OUTLAWRIKKS wants to fight!” Yup. “Go! SLAKOTH!” “OUTLAWRIKKS: Heh, I’ll go easy on you!” Sure you will… LIAR! “OUTLAWRIKKS sent out CHARMANDER!” Slakoth … use Yawn… “SLAKOTH used YAWN!” “It’s super effective!” Yup… I thought so… WHAT? SUPER EFFECTIVE? Nice… “Enemy CHARMANDER fainted!” Well, that was my only kill, unfortunately. “OUTLAWRIKKS sent out UNDEADGATES!” Well, this is the time I lose… “Enemy UNDEADGATES used SUICIDE!” “Enemy UNDEADGATES fainted!”
“SLAKOTH was renamed EMPEROR SLAKOTH!” … … … … HOLY SHIT! I’M GONNA WIN! “OUTLAWRIKKS sent out LORD!” Heh… now! EMPEROR SLAKOTH! Use Devour! “EMPEROR SLAKOTH is loafing around!” … “EMPEROR SLAKOTH used ETERNITY’S PUNCH!” HOLY SHIT..! “Enemy LORD fainted.” Heh… “OUTLAWRIKKS used POISON on RUBYVER and X-BOX!” “RUBYVER and X-BOX fainted!” ? You’re crazy… “OUTLAWRIKKS sent out OUTLAWRIKKS!” Hmph… EMPEROR SLAKOTH! Now use--- “OUTLAWRIKKS used EVOLVE!” “What? EMPEROR SLAKOTH is evolving!” Haha! “OUTLAWRIKKS: WHAT?! I can’t believe this! I meant on MYSELF!” “NARRATOR: Trust me, Rikks, trust me…” “OUTLAWRIKKS: Alrite..”
“EMPEROR SLAKOTH evolved into EMPEROR SLAKING!” … HAHAHA! IT HAS TO BE 1,000 FEET TALL! “OFFICAL: 1000 feet tall, you say?” Yes… Why do you ask? “OFFICAL: According to this book, POKEMON LEAGUE FOR DUMMYS, it says that a POKEMON contending in the POKEMON LEAGUE must be 999 feet or smaller!” WHAT? WHO WROTE THAT BOOK? “OFFICAL: The narrator.” Hey! THIS ISNT FAIR!” “NOTHINGS FAIR!” “BATTLE ends in DRAW!” “OUTLAWRIKKS is sent to NEXT ROUND!”
Location: Dark Room in the middle of no where Player: OAK [record: 1-2-0]
Player: McSAJAR [1-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: SYTHER, SCIZOR, PINSIR)
“It’s not very effective…” What? Impossible!” “SORRY SON, no BIAS this BATTLE!” Huh?! What’s going on? “NARRATOR was renamed OUTLAWRIKKS!” Huh? “OUTLAWRIKKS: The Narrator wanted your battles to be unbiased, so he wants me to narrorate these battles…” WhAT?! NO! “Enemy SQUIRTLE used HYDRO PUMP!” “SCIZOR fainted!” WHA? Grrrr… Go Syther! “Go! SYTHER!” Use Fly! “SYTHER doesn’t know FLY!” Huh? SO? Oh wait… your Rikks… GRRRRR!! “Enemy SQUIRTLE used HYDRO PUMP!” “SYTHER fainted!” Why are my Pokemon dying so easily?! “THEY are all LEVEL 1!” SOOOO?! I’m the son of the narrator! I should get special privileges! “NOT WHILE IM NARRATING!” Nooooo! “Go! PINSIR!” I’m going… going to lose, aren’t I? “YUP!” Hey! Arent you being biased?!! “NO, Just TRUTHFUL!” GAH! “Enemy SQUIRTLE used BITE!” “PINSIR fainted!” “YOU LOST!”
Battle #51, Pokemon League Final Battle Location: Victory Road Player: YUGI [record: 2-3-1] (Pokemon Lineup: GAIAKNIGHT, KURIBO) -cough cough- hope I’m not late… Location: Pokemon League HQ IM HERE ! I HAVE ALL 8 BADGES! “OFFICAL: You are late… it started 6 battles ago…” WHAT? “OFFICAL: However, you are welcome to stay and watch the games…” No way dude! I have to get in! Go! Gaia the Fierce Knight! “Go! GAIAKNIGHT!” “OFFICAL: Huh?” “OFFICAL wants to fight!” “OFFICAL sent out OFFICAL!” Heh… This is going to be easy… Use Force Stike! “GAIAKNIGHT used FORCESTRIKE!” “Enemy OFFICAL fainted!” Hahahahahaha! Return, Gaia. Hmmm… I must hurry my way in… Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 16-6-4] (Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARMANDER, JYNX [dead], X-BOX, LORD) “MEANWHILE…” This is it… the final battle. “SPECIALVIKKS: Indeed. Only one of us can win…” And that’s going to be --- “YUGI appeared!” “YUGI: Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!” HUH? “YUGI drew a GUN!” WHAT? “YUGI wants to fight!” “YUGI sent out YUGI!” Ummm… Vikks… Yea… “Ally SPECIALVIKKS sent out SPECIALVIKKS!” “Go! OUTLAWRIKKS!” “YUGI: Don’t move or I’ll shoot!”
WHAT? Rikks! No man… Yugi… You will pay! “What? YUGI is evolving?” No! “YUGI evolved into YAMIYUGI!” GAH! “YAMIYUGI: I’m sorry… Vikks, But I cannot allow rpGamer to prevail!” “Enemy YAMIYUGI used SHOOT!” ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG..! I’m… dead…. “SPECIALVIKKS died!” Location: House, watching TV Player: CINNAGOO [record: 6-3-2] (Pokemon Lineup: HISMOMMY, BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON [dead], DARKMAGICIAN [dead], TOONSKULL) OMG… ! “Enemy YAMIYUGI used SHOOT!” “CINNAGOO died!” Heyy!!! I WASN’T EVEN THERE! “TOO BAD, YOU’RE DEAD!” Doh… Location: Pokemon League HQ Player: WEBMASTER rpGamer [record: Too many 0’s in the WIN section to display here] (Pokemon Lineup: CLOUDSTRIFE, CRONO, SERGE, SQUALL, SEPHIROTH, EMERALDWEAPON) !!!Holy god…!!! “YAMIYUGI: So… rpGamer… you finally shown your face…” “SAL: OMG!! HOW DID HE GET LOWERCASE LETTERS IN HIS NAME?!” “YAMIYUGI used SHOOT!” “SAL died!” !!!Yu-gi… I created you! HOW DARE YOU FACE ME!!!! “YAMIYUGI: I cannot allow for you’re plans to come true!” “YAMIYUGI wants to fight!” “YAMIYUGI sent out YAMIYUGI!”
“YAMIYUGI used SHOOT!” UGH! WHAT IS THAT GUN… IT HURTS..! Oh my god, my God powers are gone! “YAMIYUGI: It is the one and only.., FLARE GUN!!!” Impossible! It has the power to take away my godship? No way! My plans! YOU WILL PAY! “WEBMASTER rpGamer used FLARE COSMOS!” “It’s not very effective…” WHAT? “LEAH appeared!” “LEAH: I am here, my master…” IT’S ABOUT TIME! “OAK appeared!” “OAK: What do you desire, my master?” ITS GO TIME!! “LEAH, OAK, and WEBMASTER rpGamer used FLARE TRIFORCE!” “Critical hit!” “It’s not very effective…”
“OAK died!” … That’s it… … I can’t take anymore… …This is the end…
“LEAH died!” …I’ve run out of options… …It’s over… …Goodbye…
“YAMIYUGI died!” “WEBMASTER rpGamer died!” “KANTO destroyed!” “REMAINING were TELAPORTED to HOENN!” “NARRATOR died…?” “SEASON used END!”
And so it was true… Flare Version and all of Kanto was destroyed… Everyone died, no survivors were found… none of the sort… It would seem that it is time to make the first Season Ending. So, the remaining of the living fled to Hoenn… That is true. But for the dead? The happy Rikks? Overconfident Vikks? Mad Sal? Mysterious Yu-gi? The power gods rpGamer, Narrator, Leah and Oak? What will become of them? What will happen to the ever changing Cinnamon Chris? No one knows… No one cares… And so, We start the New Fued that will affect the rest of history… Maybe it is too late for Kanto, but now Hoenn and Johto stands on the brink of destruction… And the only one that can change it’s fate is dead…. So, What happens now? Season 2: Eternal War Battle #52, The Exodus Location: Black Version Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 16-7-4][dead]
“Rocks Paper Scissors Shoot” You win… again… best out of 100? “SPECIALVIKKS: Why not…” Player: WEBMASTER rpGamer [record: Too many 0’s in the WIN section to display here][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: CLOUDSTRIFE, CRONO, SERGE, SQUALL, SEPHIROTH, EMERALDWEAPON) “LEAH: Master… you must keep pressing onward…” What’s the point? We are damned in this dimension forever… “OAK: He has a point, Leah… I’m sorry…” “LEAH: Cmon, fight fight and keep on fighting, right?” There’s nothing to fight… “LEAH: …” Player: YAMIYUGI [record: 9-4-1][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: GAIAKNIGHT, KURIBO) I completed my mission, I have no regrets… Player: CINNAGOO [record: 6-4-2][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: HISMOMMY, BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON [dead], DARKMAGICIAN [dead], TOONSKULL) This… Is hell? Yes, of corse it is… I was looking forward to so much, so much… Then, I died… Look at everyone now. Dead. Death. All because of that Yami Yugi..! … Wait… I can do this… Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 16-7-4][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARMANDER, JYNX [dead], X-BOX, LORD) HOW DO YOU KEEP WINNING? GRRR! “SPECIALVIKKS: I dunno, It’s a curse.” “CINNAGOO: Pssst!” Huh? Cinnagoo? What’s up? “CINNAGOO: Come… follow me. We will start a Black Version Rebellion. Trust me. But… Yami Yugi can’t know.” How do you plan to this? “CINNAGOO: You know that Mike? The gameshow host? “CINNAGOO: Yes him… Rumor has it he’s the guardian of this god forsaken place. Brilliant! We will challenge him!!! “YAMIYUGI: ?” Ooops. “YAMIYUGI wants to fight!” “MIKE appeared!” “LET THE GAMESHOW BEGIN!”
“YAMIYUGI said EXODIA!” Umm… Mewtwo? “YUGI got that answer!” “SCORE:
YAMIYUGI- 3 OUTLAWRIKKS- 0” Dam… “MIKE: Next Question: What is 43124 divided by 4?” “YAMIYUGI said 10781!” GAH HOW AM A SUPOSSED TO KNOW THAT? “YOU ARENT!” “YAMIYUGI got the ANSWER!” Grrrr! “SCORE: YAMIYUGI-5003 OUTLAWRIKKS-0”
“YOU got the ANSWER!” Yay! “SCORE: YAMIYUGI-5003 OUTLAWRIKKS-1”
“MIKE: What is 1+1?” OMG! 2! “YUGI says 3” “YOU got the ANSWER!” YAY! “FINAL SCORE: YAMIYUGI: 5003 OUTLAWRIKKS: 2000000001”
“MIKE: Thank you again for another great GAME SHOW!” Hey! WAIT! MIKE! “MIKE: Yes, young player?” I owe you something… “MIKE: You do? What would that be? “OUTLAWRIKKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE: GAWWWW!”
“OUTLAWRIKKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!”
“MIKE appeared!” “MIKE: Why! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH!” “OUTLAWRIKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!”
“MIKE appeared!” “MIKE: Why! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH!” “OUTLAWRIKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!”
“MIKE: Why! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH!” “OUTLAWRIKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!” “MIKE appeared!” “MIKE: Why! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH!” “OUTLAWRIKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!” “MIKE appeared!” “MIKE: Why! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH!” “OUTLAWRIKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!” “MIKE appeared!” “MIKE: Why! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH!” “OUTLAWRIKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!” Damn this guardian is strange. “SPECIALVIKKS appeared!” “MIKE appeared!” “MIKE: Why! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH!” “OUTLAWRIKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!”
“MIKE: Why! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH!” “OUTLAWRIKS used SHOOT!” “MIKE died!” Come on… “SPECIALVIKKS and OUTLAWRIKKS ran to the PORTAL!” Player: MIKE [0-9-0][Gameshow Host][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: none) WHY! YOU LITTLE BRUTE! EL PREPARE FOR TRUE DEATH! … Hey… where did everybody go? Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 26-7-4][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARMANDER, JYNX [dead], X-BOX, LORD) Hey, you know that Mike killing does wonders for your record, lol “SPECIALVIKKS: True…” Hmmm… anyway… Where--- “YAMIYUGI used SHOOT!” “SPECIALVIKKS died!” Ok, I see it now. “SPECIALVIKKS appeared!” “YAMIYUGI wants to fight!” Grrr! Shoot! “OUTLAWRIKKS used SHOOT!” “YAMIYUGI died!” Hurry now everyone! Before he can reborn! Quickly, Quickly! “SAL went through PORTAL!” “WEBMASTER rpGamer went through PORTAL!” “LEAH went through PORTAL!” “SPECIALVIKKS went through PORTAL!” “OAK went through PORTAL!” “CINNAGOO went through PORTAL!” Huh? Huh? Good… That’s everyone. “OUTLAWRIKKS went through PORTAL!” “PORTAL closed!” Player: YAMIYUGI [record: 9-5-1][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: GAIAKNIGHT, KURIBO) “YAMIYUGI appeared!” Huh? What? What what what? “MIKE appeared!” “MIKE: How could you let them escape?!” I’m sorry! I’m sorry! “MIKE: That’s it…” “YAMIYUGI died!” “BATTLE used END!”
Location: In the game Player: MARIO [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: none) It’ssss meeee, MARRRIIIOOOOOO! “LUIGI: It’ssss meeeeee, LUUUUIGIIIIII!” “GIACOMO: It’ssss meeeeee, GIAAAAACOMMMMMOOOOO!” “DRESTE: It’sssss meeeee, DRESSSSSTTEEEEEEEE!”
MARIO- 5
LUIGI- 5 GIACOMO- 5 DRESTE- 5”
“MARIO used HOP! “DRESTE fainted!” “LUIGI used HOP!” “DRESTE fainted!” “GIACOMO used SQUASH!” “DRESTE fainted!”
MARIO- 5
LUIGI- 5 GIACOMO- 5 DRESTE- 2”
“MARIO fainted!” Owwwwwwww! You will pay for that! “MARIO used BUMP-OFF-EDGE!” “DRESTE fainted!” “LUIGI used MUSIC-NOTE!” “DRESTE fainted!” Hahahaha! The joke is on YOU! “DRESTE is out of useable lives!” “DRESTE whited out!” “LIVES: MARIO-4
LUIGI- 5 GIACOMO- 5 DRESTE- 0”
“LUIGI fainted!” “GIACOMO used PUSH!” “MARIO fainted!” “GIACOMO used SURICIDE!” “GIACOMO fainted!” “GIACOMO fainted due to horrible STARTING SPOT!”
MARIO- 3
LUIGI- 4 GAICOMO- 3 DRESTE- 0”
“LUIGI fainted!” “GIACOMO fainted!”
“MARIO fainted!” Owwww… “MARIO used PUSH!” “GIACOMO fainted!” “LIVES: MARIO- 2
LUIGI- 3 GIACOMO- 1 DRESTE- 0”
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