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Hey! Tratior! “Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight VIKKS and CINNAGOO!” Oh, Narrator. You should be more pasific. Oh well… It looks like I am outnumbered in my opinion… Oh well. Go, Undeadgates! “The enemy is strong! Get’m, UNDEADGATES!” “Ally PIZZMAN sent out PEPORONIPIZZA!” “Enemy VIKKS sent out POLICEDOG!” “Enemy CINNAGOO sent out TOONSKULL!” Use call of the haunted… for real this time! “UNDEADGATES used CALLHAUNTED!” “UNDEADGATES is CALLING---“ No!!! HES NOT!! HES BRINGING GHOSTS BACK TO LIFE! “---GHOSTS and BRINGING THEM back to LIFE!” Good… “It failed!” Nooooo! “Ally PEPORONIPIZZA used YUMMY!” “Ally PEPORONIPIZZA is YUMMY!” “Enemy POLICEDOG used EAT!”
“Enemy POLICEDOG gained 25 HP!” Grrr.. . The enemy is strong! We must fight harder! “Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight!” Ok… we have already essablished that. “Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight you!” WHAT? TRATIOR! “Ally PIZZAMAN was renamed Enemy PIZZAMAN!” Grrr… “Enemy PIZZAMAN sent out CHEESEPIZZA!” Oh no! Looks like I’m in a tough spot… “OUTLAWRIKKS is out of useable badges!” What? OH MY GOD!! WHERE DID ALL MY BADGES GO! “VIKKS was using PICKPOKET on you!” Damn !!! Vikks! Now, look. If you give those back…. What do you want?! Money? Rare Pokemon? What? Tell me! Anything! “VIKKS says he wants BADGE!” “OUTLAWRIKKS whited out!” Player: VIKKS [record: 4-5-1] (Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW, POLICEDOG) Mwahahahahahah! “PIZZAMAN: Well? Do you want to be my ally besides outlawrikks?” Sure… join up. “PIZZAMAN joined your party!” Heheehehhehe… “What? VIKKS is evolving!” Goood… “VIKKS evolved into VIKKSALOT!” YES!!! “PIZZAMAN: Wow.. you are evolving just like Rikks.” Yea… hehehe “BATTLE used END!” BATTLE #25, DOOMPLUFF! Location: Red Version Player: Red Doompluff [record: 7-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none)
“DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY: FLLESSHHH!” WOOWWWW… HE REMINDS ME OF MEEE WHEN I WAZZ IN RED VERSION! “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY has HEARD of your GREATNESS!” “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY wants your HELP to DESTROY FLARE VERSION as he KNOWS it!” HEHEHE… ITS NICEEE TO BE FAMOUS!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I SHALL HELLPPP YOU!! “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY steps through PORTAL!” I SHALL FOLLLOOOOWWW! “Red Doompluff stepped through PORTAL.” “YOU have entered FLARE VERSION!” Hehehehe… “REDDOOMPLUFF is LAUGHING!” hehe… so , you cannable thingie MONKEY thing… WHAT IS UURRRR PLAN? “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY: WE MUSSTTT HAVVV FLESSSHHH!” FLESSSH? O!!! HOWABOOOUJT ZOMBIE FLESSHHH! I CAN SENSE ONE NEARBY… MWAHAHAAA “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY: MWAJAHAHAH!” Location: Fushia City Player: DAZOMBIEMAN [record: 2-4-1][red version escapee] (Pokemon Lineup: JEEVES) VLAAA DADA!!! URRR BAKK! “YES he IS!” ZOOO, WUTZ NEW? “A CANNABLE MONKEY and a RED DOOMPLUFF are out to GET YOU!” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! VLA!!! DIDN’T YUUU SAYYY FLARR VERZION WUZZ DOOMPLUFF FREEE? “THAT was in BATTLE # 10!!” Damnz it… “SABRINA appeared!” “BROCKSDAD appeared!” “GYMLEADER appeared!”
“DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY sent out DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY.” “Ally SABRINA sent out ABRA!” “Ally BROCKSDAD sent out GEOCITIES!” “Ally GYMLEADER sent out GYMLEADER!” “Goo! JEEVES!” WEZZ CANT LOZE NOWZ!!! “REDDOOMPLUFF used DEVOUR!” “ABRA was DEVOURED!” UUHH OHHH! “SABRINA ran away!” “BROCKSDAD ran away!” “GYMLEADER ran away!”
WHATZ???! GETOUT OF THERE U COWARDZZ! “IT wont OPEN!” DAMN!!!! I HAV TO RUN---- “REDDOOMPLUFF used DEVOUR!” “DAZOMBIEMAN was DEVOURED!” Player: REDDOOMPLUFF [record: 8-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none) MWAHAHAHAHZ! DATS HOW ITS DONNNE! THAT ZOMBIE TASTED GREAT! “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY: OK, MASTER! NEXT TIME, I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!” YOUZZZ BETTA HOPE SOO! Player: DAZOMBIEMAN [record: 2-5-1][red version escapee] (Pokemon Lineup: JEEVES) LITTLZ TO DAY DOW DAT DAT WAZZ JUST DECOY! “YES, it WAS!” “YOU won’t BE so LUCKY next time!” EEE! “BATTLE used END!” Battle #26, Stupid Mistake Location: Fushia City Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 10-5-2]
“CINNAGO appeared!” “PIZAMAN appeared!”
“CHARCOAL is ATTACKING Enemy VIKKZALOT!” “Enemy VIKKZALOT died!”
“Enemy PIZAMAN wants to fight!” “Enemy CINNAGO sent out GOOEY!” “Enemy PIZAMAN sent out MANNY!” Wait!! You guys got new Pokemon?! “CINNAGO and PIZAMAN said they ALWAYS had these POKeMON!” Liars!! I can always look at the trainer database! Look it says here: CINNAGOO [record: 5-3-2] (Pokemon Lineup: HISMOMMY, BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON [dead], DARKMAGICIAN [dead], TOONSKULL) and PIZZAMAN [1-0-1] (Pokemon Lineup: CHEESEPIZZA, PEPORONIPIZZA [dead], SAUSAGEPIZZA, MUSHROOMPIZZA)!! Don’t tell me you have them! Wait… you don’t! So, you’re not them! “CINNAGO and PIZAMAN says YES!” Oh ok… I’ll have to wait for the REAL Vikksalot than. “CINNAGO and PIZAMAN still wants to fight!” What? Why!! “YOU killed their friend, VIKKZALOT!” Damn you! I shall kill you all! Charcoal!!! Use Forever Burn!! “CHARCOAL used FOREVERBURN!” “Enemy GOOEY and MANNY died!” “CINNAGO: SHIT! I’m out!” “Enemy CINNAGO and PIZAMAN ran away!” My power is awsome… VIKKSALOT, you’re next!! “BATTLE used END!” Battle #27, Fate’s Revenge Location: Fushia City Player: VIKKSALOT [record: 4-5-1]
“Enemy HEART’s attack continues!” GAH!!… Hey! Sinse when is my heart an ‘enemy?’ “Sinse it ATTACKED YOU!” HEY! IT NEVER ‘WANTED TO FIGHT!’ “…” Heheh… “HEART wants to fight” Grrr.. go Policedog! “Go! POLICEDOG!” POLICEDOG, USE GROWL! “POLICEDOG used GROWL!” HAHAHAHAHA! Now you’re intiminated to call of your attack now huh, heart? “HEART hasn’t even SENT OUT a POKeMON yet!” Oh… THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? “Enemy HEART sent out HEART!” “Foe HEART used ATTACK!” Foe? I sense Pokemon Ruby Sapphire narroration… “CORRECT!” … yup. “Foe HEART’s attack continues!” OWWWWWWWWW… This is the way that camera man died … owww… HURRY POLICEDOG, DO SOMETHING!! “POLICEDOG did SOMETHING!” And..? “POLICEDOG joined Enemy HEART!” NO WAY!! “YES WAY!” “HEART withdrew HEART!” Eh..? “HEART sent out POLICEDOG!” At least the pain stopped… “Foe POLICEDOG used BITE!” “PAIN came back!” OWWWWWWW… owww… ok “owww” lost all meaning now, hasn’t it? “Yup!” I see… “HEART withdrew POLICEDOG!” “HEART sent out HEART!” Uh oh. “Foe HEART’s attack continues!” “VIKKSALOT fainted.” … “…” … “…” “OUTLAWRIKKS appeared!” … Don’t even think about it Narrator. “YOU are sa post to be FAINTED!” “YOU are lucky to be ALIVE!” Grr… “HEART ran away!” … Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 13-5-2] (Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARCOAL, JYNX [dead], X-BOX) … Odd. You don’t see people’s hearts run away like that with him still alive. I’ll just take those badges back. “OUTLAWRIKKS got BADGES!” “BATTLE used END!” Battle #28, Heart Showdown Location: Fushia City Player: HEART [1-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: POLICEDOG) Blub… blub… blub… blub… “HEART is still BEATING!” Blub… yes…blub… I …blub… am …blub “NARRATOR wants to know WHY VIKKSALOT is still ALIVE!” …blub I …blub don’t …blub know…blub you …blub are…blub the …blub one …blub that …blub made …blub him …blub only …blub faint. …blub “VIKKSALOT was HEARTLESS anyway!” …blub Then …blub what …blub am…blub I? “NARRATOR is confused!” …blub Ah…blub ha “NARRATOR hurt itself in its confusion!” …blub…blub…blub…blub…blub…blub…blub…blub…blub “…” …blub…blub…blub…blub…blub…blub…blub…blub…blub “Wild MCNABB appeared!” …blub Vikks …blub always…blub liked…blub the Eagles …blub …blub “MCNABB says HI” “MCNABB wants to KNOW why he is HERE!” …blub I …blub don’t …blub know. …blub…blub You …blub are …blub the one …blub that …blub appeared. …blub “MCNABB wants to KNOW where HERE is!” …blub This …blub is …blub Flare Version…blub of Pokemon. “MCNABB ASKS if there is FOOTBALL in FLARE VERSION!” …blub I …blub dont…blub think…blub so. “MCNABB is angry!” …blub…blub And..? “MCNABB asks WHY he is TALKING to a HUMAN HEART!” …blub…blub I ran away from my owner. “MCNABB says THAT is DISTURBING!” …blub…blub…blub…blub and? “MCNABB is getting SICK of your BLUBS!” …blub I …blub am …blub a …blub heart. …blub I can--…blub not …blub help …blub it. “MCNABB wants to fight!” …blub I…blub accept. Go, …blub Police-…blub dog. “Get’m, POLICEDOG!” “MCNABB wants to KNOW if THAT is a POKEMON!” …blub it …blub is. “MCNABB says HE DOESN’T have a POKEY MAN!” …blub then …blub send …blub out …blub yourself. “MCNABB sent out MCNABB!” …blub There …blub you …blub go. “MCNABB says COOL!” …blub Glad …blub You’re …blub enjoying…blub yourself. “MCNABB says that he NEEDS CHEARING UP!” Yes …blub after …blub three …blub losses …blub in a …blub row …blub of the …blub NFC …blub division, …blub you …blub need …blub more …blub than that. …blub “MCNABB says to SHUT UP!” “MCNABB wants to fight!” …blub Didn’t …blub you …blub say …blub that …blub already? “Foe MCNABB used THROW!” “Foe MCNABB threw FOOTBALL at POLICEDOG!” …blub…blub use …blub bite…blub “POLICEDOG used BITE!” “MCNABB says OWWW!” …blub Give …blub up. “MCNABB says that HE CANT, HE says his GAMEBOY says HE cannot RUN AWAY from a TRAINER BATTLE!” …blub sucks…blub to …blub be you. “MCNABB wants to go HOME!” Don’t …blub we…blub all? “MCNABB is angry!” …blub…blub…blub “MCNABB used NFC DIVISONAL GAME!” …blub this…blub may …blub be …blub interesting……blub “MCNABB lost!” “HEART won!” …blub that …blub was …blub easy. “MCNABB is angry!” …blub Must …blub you …blub repeat …blub everything? “MCNABB says he NEEDS a POKeMON!” …blub go …blub find…blub a …blub wild …blub weedle. “MCNABB says OK!” “BATTLE used END!” Battle #29 Weedle. Location: Around Fushia City Player: MCNABB [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none) I want to go home… “YOU cannot go HOME!” Blast it all! This narroration is getting annoying! “NARRATOR says THIS can be HARD or IMPOSSIBLE!” … Ok so what is this “weed hill” that heart spoke of? “NARRATOR says that ITS called a WEEDLE!” Whatever. Where is it? “Wild WEEDLE appeared.” Oh, hello. How did you just appear? “WEEDLE doesn’t KNOW!” “WEEDLE wants to KNOW if YOU are going to CATCH it!” Well, I probally should if I want to survive in this world. “WEEDLE notices that YOU do not HAVE a POKeBALL!” “POKeBALL came FLYING from the SKY and LANDED on MCNABB!” Owwwww… That hurt … now how do I use this strange red and white contraption? “NARRATOR says to THROW it AT the POKeMON!” Oh… So it’s like football! “NARRATOR says NOT EXACTLY!” Oh well, here goes nothing “MCNABB used THROW!” “WEEDLE was caught!” Yay… “NO! AS in WEEDLE caught the POKeBALL!” Wasn’t that the whole idea? “NO!” Oh. “WEEDLE throws POKeBALL back!” Hahaha! A test of football it will be then! “MCNABB used THROW!” “WEEDLE missed!” Haha! “WEEDLE was caught!” I thought you said it missed? “WEEDLE was caught INSIDE of POKeBALL!” Ah. “Give nickname to WEEDLE?” Weed hill sounds better. “WEED HILL was sent to BILL’s PC!” Who in Madden’s name is Bill? “BILL is a POKeMON COLLECTOR!” DID HE JUST STEAL MY POKeMON?! “NARRATOR says NO!” “YOU have to GO to POKeMON CENTER to GET it!” Oh, alright then. Location: Fushia Pokemon Center. “MCNABB used the PC!” Lets see here… Oaks PC, no… MCNABB’s PC… no… HALL OF FAME… no… Ah here it is. Bill’s PC! “What BOX would you LIKE to ACCESS?” Umm… Box 1? “MCNABB has ONE POKeMON in BOX 1!” Ok, can I take it? “YES!” “MCNABB got WEEDHILL!” Yay, I’m getting the hang of this! “BATTLE used END!” Battle # 30, Gym Battle Location: Fushia Gym Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 13-5-2]
“MCNABB wants to KNOW what he is DOING here!” … he doesn’t know? “NARRATOR explains to MCNABB that HE is the NEW GYM LEADER and OUTLAWRIKKS wants to CHALLENGE him!” “MCNABB: I’m new at this, so please be patient with me.” HAHAHA! Easy win!” “MCNABB wants to fight!” Then I want to fight too! Cmon, Gates, you can do it! “Go! UNDEADGATES!” “MCNABB sent out WEEDHILL!” Wow, it’s a weedle. Impressive… “JESSIE appeared!” Uh-oh. What do they want? “MCNABB wants to KNOW who SHE is!” She is from team rocket. They like to steal people’s pokemon. “MCNABB doesn’t want his WEEDHILL to be STOLEN!” heh, You are a new one. Team Rocket never succeeds. “MCNABB says OH!” “JESSIE tells BOTH of YOU to GIVE up your POKeMON!” … You don’t even have Mewoth and James to back you up, you’re harmless… “JESSIE explains that they BETRAYED HER!” …and? That doesn’t mean that you are any less dead… “JESSIE is angry!” “JESSIE wants to fight!” “Ally MCNABB wants to fight!”
“YOU already have UNDEADGATES out!” “JESSIE sent out KOBRA!”
“MCNABB runs away!” Damn. One on one it is, then. “KOBRA used POISON STING!” “UNDEADGATES is poisoned!” Damn. Ok, use your Money attack!” “UNDEADGATES used MONEY!” “KOBRA was BRIBED to stop fighting!” “JESSIE curses!”
“JESSIE sent out JESSIE!” Hahah… Undeadgates, kill! “UNDEADGATES used KILL!” “JESSIE died!” Finally… “MCNABB said THAT was AMAZING!” Bah… it was nothing. “MCNABB gave you the FOOTBALLBADGE for DEFEATING her!” I’m honored. “MCNABB wants to KNOW if he can JOIN you!” Ok, join up. “MCNABB joined your party!” “BATTLE used END!” Battle #31, Champ in the making Location: Cinnabar Island Player: JARJARBINKS [record: 3-1-0][CHAMP#1]
“DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY appeared!” (This would be a bad thing) “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY: FLESSSHHHH!” “REDOOMPUFF: DOOOOOOOMMM!!” “Doom III now available for all major consoles!”
“REDDOOMPUFF wants to fight!” (I am the champion. You not know what you are up against.) “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY points out that YOU won that CHAMPIONSHIP along TIME AGO!” “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY EXPLAINS that was BEFORE he and REDDOOMPLUFF existed in this WORLD!” (…We’ll see. Let’s test your skills then. Fight, my humble Lugia.) “Get’m, LUGIA!” (Use…) “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY used DEVOUR!” “LUGIA died!” (WHAT? You will pay for that! Wait.. he can’t devour … “Go! GHOST!” “REDDOOMPLUFF used DEVOUR!” “But it failed…” (HAHAHAHAHA! Now use Night Shade!) “GHOST used NIGHTSHADE!” “GHOST closed the NIGHT SHADE!” (Grr… damn puns) “REDOOMPLUFF fell asleep!” (Oh well, good enough.) “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY used DEVOUR!” (We’ve been through this. You cannot devour my ghost.) “REDDOOMPLUFF was DEVOURED!” (Oh…) “DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY was renamed GIANTDEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY!” (You still cannot devour my ghost…) “GIANTDEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY says he KNOWS!” “GIANTDEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY wants to THANK YOU for HELPING him BETRAY REDDOOMPLUFF!” (Anytime.) “GIANTDEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY will LEAVE you ALONE!” (But, I cannot allow you to do that.) “GIANTDEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY is confused!” (You killed my Lugia, you must die.) “GIANTDEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY doesn’t want to fight!” “BATTLE ends in DRAW!” (Noooo! Let me avenge my fallen partner!) “BATTLE used END!” Battle #32, Pokeball Location: Cinnabar Island Player: MCNABB [1-1-1][Fushia Gym Leader] (Pokemon Lineup: WEEDHILL) Hmmm, you know I’ve been thinking. “OUTLAWRIKKS is LISTENING!” You know, I think this world doesn’t get enough exercise. “OUTLAWRIKKS wants to KNOW what you EXPECT from a VIDEO GAME!” I think I should start my own sport. “OUTLAWRIKKS wants to KNOW if it will have ANYTHING to do with FOOTBALL!” No. I couldn’t find a football. The only kind of balls I could find are these weird Pokeballs, so I’ve decided to create a game called Pokeball. “OUTLAWRIKKS used ROLL!” “OUTLAWRIKKS rolled his EYES!” Seriously! Hey, you could be the coach of a team, say the CINNABAR EAGLES? “OUTLAWRIKKS never LIKED the EAGLES!” … That’s mean. I’m right here you know. “OUTLAWRIKKS doesn’t CARE!” Fine. Whatever. I’ll start my own league myself then. “OUTLAWRIKKS used LAUGH!” “OUTLAWRIKKS LAUGHS at YOU!” I thought you were nice too… “NO ONE is NICE in the FLAREVERSION!” Oh… “BILLPARCELS appeared!” … The new Dallas coach? “YES” Hello, Mr. Parcels, how would you like to start a new game called Pokeball with me? “BILLPARCELS says OK!” “BILLPARCELS used CREATETEAM!” “CINNABAR COWBOYS was CREATED!”
“BILLPARCELS: Happy now?” Yes! “MCNABB used CREATETEAM!” “CINNABAR EAGLES was CREATED!” Oh yea, baby. “BILLPARCELS wants to KNOW how they can START a LEAGUE with only TWO teams! Well, we need more teams, at least four… “VIRIDIAN DOLPHINS were CREATED!” “LAVANDER 49ERS were CREATED!” Oh, thank you Narrator. “NARRATOR just wants to SEE a GAME!” “OUTLAWRIKKS says he will GO get his GYMBADGE, and come BACK for you LATER!” Ok, cya around. “OUTLAWRIKKS left your party!” Heheheh… Ok, how about a this: Cowboys vs 49ers= a Dolphins vs Eagles= b A vs b = Champ “BILLPARCELS: Sounds good to me.” “49ERS want to fight!” “BILLPARCELS wants to fight!” “49ERS sent out 49OFFENCE!” “BILLPARCELS sent out COWDEFENCE!”
“TOUCHDOWN!” “COWDEFENCE fainted!”
“3:20 on the clock!” Ah ha… “BILLPARCELS sent out COWOFFENCE!” “49ERS sent out 49DEFENCE!” “COWOFFENCE used LONGPASS!” “INTERCEPTION!” “COWOFFENCE fained!” “49ERS win!” YAY… 49ers! “BILLPARCELS curses LOUDLY!” “Enemy DOLPHINS want to fight!” Hahahaha! Go my offence!” “Go! EAGOFFENCE!” “Enemy DOLPHINS sent out DOLDEFENCE!” Ok, use your rush attack!” “EAGOFFENCE used DUCESTALEY!” “It’s super effective!” Yes! “TOUCHDOWN!” “EAGLES win!” |