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Go me… go me…
“BILLPARCELS is angry!”
Oh well…
“49ERS wants to fight!”
hahahaha!
“49ERS sent out 49OFFENCE!”
Let’s win guys!
“Enough, EAGOFFENCE!”

“Go! EAGDEFENCE!”

“49ERS used FEILDGOAL!”
Already?
“It’s super effective!”
Noooo!
“FIELD GOAL!”

“EAGDEFENCE fainted, use next Pokemon?”


Ok, we can still get back into it, just gotta make a touch down
“CLOCK: 1:23”
Uh-oh gotta hurry…
“Go! EAGOFFENCE!”

“49ERS withdrew 49OFFENCE!”

“49ERS sent out 49DEFENCE!”
Ok use…
“CLOCK went out!”
Nooooo! A minute isnt THAT short!
“READER was READING very SLOWLY!”
GAH..! Damn you, readers!
“MCNABB lost another CHAMPIONSHIP!”
SHUT UP!! NO !! I CANNOT LOST IN MY OWN GAME!
“OAK appeared!”
Who?
“OAK: MCNABB! I’m disappointed! I came when I heard you won the Pokeball Championship, but when I got here you have already lost!”
Spare me your speech, old man.
“OAK: Do you know why you lost?”
No.
“OAK: You forgot to treat your Team with trust and love!”

“BATTLE used END”
BATTLE #33, Gotta catch em all!

Location: Hoenn Region, Evergrande City

Player: Sal [no record yet]

(Pokemon Lineup: RAICHU, DITTO, ONIX, TORCHIC)


“STEVEN: You beat me again!!”
YES! That is I. This is the 30th time in the row I beat you guys. You know, Mr. Champion, you’re losing your touch.
“STEVEN: You… you think?
I don’t think, I know. It’s so so that my Torchic is level 89!…
“STEVEN: Why! What you need is a challenge! I heard Kanto was recently infected with an EVIL WEBMASTER, and created the FLARE VERSION over there…
Really? A CHALLENGE!
“STEVEN: A great one it shall be, I know you can do it!”
Thank you.
“Sal got on BOAT!”

“SEA CAPTAIN: We are entering Kanto now…”


… Doesn’t seem so bad…
“NARRATOR used LAUGH!”

“NARRATOR is LAUGHING!”


What? Who’s there?!
“NARRATOR says HE is the one and ONLY, NARRATOR of KANTO!”
Ah…
“NARRATOR says in KANTO, have LOWERCASE letters in your NAME is ILLEGAL!”
What? But it’s better lowercase. Looks more realistic.
“Sal was renamed SAL!”
What? Hey..! Stop that!
“NARRATOR used LAUGH!”

“NARRATOR is LAUGHING!”


What’s so funny?
“YOU are about to CRASH!”
Into what?
“CINNABAR ISLAND!”
Doh…
“CRASH!”
Location: Cinnabar Island
So this is Kanto… looks like hell to me…
“KANTO… HELL, same thing.”
Great… what have I gotten myself into?
“YOU have gotten YOURSELF into KANTO!”
… Great.
“MCNABB appeared!”
Hello, stranger.
“MCNABB wants to fight!”
EHERM… DOES HE NOT KNOW WHOM I AM? I AM Sal…
“SAL!”
Fine erm… SAL! THE GREATEST TRAINER OF HOENN!
“MCNABB doesn’t CARE!”

“MCNABB wants to fight!”


Arrr… a persistant one you be. I shall let my Torchic handle this!
“Go! TORCHIC!”

“MCNABB sent out WEEDHILL!”


Hmm… I simple weedle, huh? Easily destroyed! Use your swift attack!
“TORCHIC used SWIFT!”

“But it missed!”


WHAT?
“Foe WEEDHILL used DIRT!”

“TORCHIC is covered in DIRT!”


… and..?
“AND… IT’s YOUR TURN!”
Oh, okay. Use Fire blast!
“TORCHIC used FIREBLAST!”

“TORCHIC is HAVING a BLAST with FIRE!”


GOD THAT’s SICK!!
“SAL ran away!”
No I didn’t…
“SAL lost!”
NO I DIDN’T!
“YES, you DID!”
NO I GODAM DIDN’T!
“SAL was HIT with a LIGHTNING BOLT!”
GAH!!! I WANT TO GO BACK TO HOENN!”
“YOU cannot ESCAPE once you are HERE!”

“BATTLE used END!”


Battle #34, Battle of Flare!

Location: Cinnabar Gym

Player: SAL [0-1-0][Hoenn Region Champion]

(Pokemon Lineup: RAICHU, DITTO, ONIX, TORCHIC)


Heh, looks like a normal gym to me…
“GYM is not NORMAL!”
Of corse it is! Just look at it. It looks like a Pokeball Stadium.
“MCNABB appeared!”

“MCNABB says THIS is the POKeBALL STADIUM!”


Oh…
“MCNABB said that OUTLAWRIKKS is BATTLING the GYM LEADER in the NEXT ROOM!”
Ok.
“DOOR appeared!”
I’ll just open it.
“SAL used OPEN!”

“DOOR fainted!”



“DOOR opened!”
Whatever.
“OUTLAWRIKKS appeared!”

“FLARE appeared!”


… I’ll just wait my turn I guess.
“OUTLAWRIKKS sent out UNDEADGATES!”

“FLARE sent out DEMON!”


Demon… I wonder what that is…
“SAL used POKeDEX!”

“POKeDEX: This is a demonic Pokemon that is extremely tough. It uses dark powers to kill everything that stands in it’s way.


Ah… so Flare is a Dark type user.
“FLARE said NO!”

“FLARE said IT uses FIRE types!”


But..
“DEMON is a FIRE/DARK type!”
Ah… ok.
“UNDEADGATES used POUND!”

“It’s super idiotic!”


… This Outlawrikks cannot be very good.
“OUTLAWRIKKS is BETTER than you will EVER BE!”
… Whatever.
“DEMON used ODDGIFT!”

“DEMON gave an ODD GIFT to UNDEADGATES!”


That was pointless. I guess Kanto doesn’t have very good trainers in it. And I thought this was going to be a challenge…
“UNDEADGATES fainted by the SURPRISE!”
Gah! I guess I must of underestimated this “Flare” guy’s powers.
“OUTLAWRIKKS sent out CHARCOAL!”
I wonder why he just sent out a black rock…
“CHARCOAL used CHARCOALBURNERS!”

“DEMON was BURNED to DEATH!”

“DEMON fainted.”
Only fainted? But I thought it was burned to “death.”
“SAL has a POINT!”

“DEMON died!”

“OUTLAWRIKKS won!”

“OUTLAWRIKKS got the DEMONICBADGE!”


… cool.
“OUTLAWRIKKS says its YOUR TURN!”
Whatever. With a name like “Flare” He must have something to do with this “Flare Version”
“FLARE is angry!”
Why?
“FLARE said DEMON was his ONLY POKeMON!”
Well, that’s your fault. I want to fight you.
“FLARE refused!”
What?! I WANT TO FIGHT!”
“FLARE used LAUGH!”

“FLARE is LAUGHING!”


Hey! What’s so funny?!
“FLARE said you CANT start FIGHT!”
… I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS FLARE VERSION CATASTERPHE..!
“FLARE doesn’t KNOW what YOU are talking ABOUT!”
Don’t play stupid on me! You just ACT like you are a gym leader!”
“FLARE is a GYM LEADER!”
… Whatever. I’ll catch you eventually.
“SAL is frustrated!”
No, I’m quite calm, thank you.
“SAL punched WALL in his frustration!”
I feel bad for the wall…
“WALL was made out of SUPER HARD SHARP ROCK!”

“HAND was CRUSHED!”


Owwww… That hurt.
“FLARE walks away slowly.”
HEY! I’m not done with you!
“FLARE said HE’S done with YOU!”

“BATTLE used END!”
Battle 35, Fight of Lost Life!

Location: Lavender Town Haunted Mansion

Player: DUGGY [0-1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: MAGIKARP)
I won’t lose to that Sabrina again!
“RIGHT…”
I won’t I’ve trained my Magikarp to level 5 already!
“SO you DID!”
…Shut up.
“NARRATOR refuses!”

“NARRATOR says ITS his JOB to TALK!”


Whatever.
“NARRATOR says IF you WANT to TEST your STRENGTH, maybe YOU should GO up the MANSION!”
I think I will.
“DUGGY went UP STAIRS!”

“Wild GHOST appeared!”


Ahhhh!
“DUGGY ran away!”

“GHOST is in close persuit!”


This cannot be good…
“Wild ZOMBIE appeared!”
… Great.
“DUGGY ran away!”

“Both ZOMBIE and GHOST is in close pursuit!”


… Uh oh. I wonder which is stronger anyway…
“GHOST says HE is STRONGER!”

“ZOMBIE says GHOST is LYING! HE is CLEARLY stronger!”

“GHOST and ZOMBIE are ARGUING!”

“Wild GRIMREAPER appeared!”


GAH!!! I DON’T WANNA DIE!”
“DUGGY ran away!”

“GRIMREAPER, GHOST, and ZOMBIE are in close pursuit!”


Oh god, help me!
“GOD appeared!”
Please! PLEASE HELP ME!
“GOD used HELP!”

“But, it failed!”

“GOD disappeared!”
Noooo!!
“DUGGY ran-“
Yes, I know im running!
“-into WALL!”
Uhoh.
“DUGGY is at DEAD END!”
NOT GOOD!
“GRIMREAPER says THIS is YOUR END! YOU will DIE in this DEAD END!”
… That is the lamest attempt to make a pun I’ve ever seen.
“NARRATOR says that the WEBMASTER is LOSING his CREATIVITY!”
He never had any to begin with.
“NARRATOR says DUGGY has a POINT!”
Yeah…
“GHOST says HE can FLY THROUGH walls to ZOMBIE!”

“ZOMBIE says HE can ACTUALLY PICK UP a WEAPON to GHOST!”


Geezz… those guys are still arguing?
“YES!”
Oh well…
“GRIMREAPER wants to fight!”
Uh oh.
“GRIMREAPER sent out GRIMREAPER!”
Cmon, I have to win this!
“Go, MAGIKARP!”

“MAGIKARP fainted.”


AWW! CMON! IT’S NOT THAT WEAK!
“YES, it IS!”
A thousand curses.
“THOUSAND used CURSES!”

“THOUSAND is CURSING!”


That isn’t funny at all.
“PUNS are NEVER FUNNY!”
I know.
“GRIMREAPER still wants to fight!”
Damn it… noooo!
“GHOST and ZOMBIE insists that YOU tell THEM who is BETTER!”
I… I… don’t know.
“GHOST says he WONT kill YOU if YOU SAY GHOST!”

“ZOMBIE says he WONT kill YOU if YOU SAY ZOMBIE!”

“GRIMREAPER says HE will KILL you NO MATTER what!”
Damn… I’m gonna die!
“GRIMREAPER used---“

“DUGGY died by FEAR!”

“BATTLE used END!”
Battle #36, Oak Battle

Location: Pallet Town

Player: VIKKSALOT [record: 4-6-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW)
Ahh, Pallet Town. I’m finally back home…
“OAK wants to KNOW how YOURE alive without HEART!”
Ahh, it’s just skill. See the Narrator cannot kill me as I am the rival, only make me ‘faint’
“OAK wants to TEST that THEORY!”
… Oh yea? How?
“OAK wants to fight!”
Oh. That makes sense… I guess. Go, Squirtle!
“Go! SQUIRTLE!”

“OAK sent out PIKACHU!”


Uhoh… Water types are weak against Electric…
“Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDER!”
Haha! That attack always misses!
“But it missed!”
Told you.
“OAK is angry!”
Oh well. Squirtle use Water gun.
“SQUIRTLE used WATER GUN!”

“Critical Hit!”


Cool, but it lives. Darn.
“Enemy PIKACHU used LIGHTNING SHOCK!”

“It’s super effective!”


Damn.
“SQUIRTLE fained!”
That sucks.
“Get’m SPEAROW!”
DAMN! Spearow is weak against lightning types too!
“Enemy PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!”

“It’s super effective!”

“SPEAROW fainted!”
Damn… go me.
“Go! VIKKSALOT!”
I will use my Devolve attack!
“VIKKSALOT used DEVOLVE!”
Hehehe…
“What? PIKACHU is devolving?”
HAHAHHA!
“OAK pushed B butten!”
What?! NO!
“Devolution was CANCELED!”
Damn it, Oak!
“OAK says YOU are STUPID!”
Arg… My own grandfather says I’m stupid…
“THAT’S PATHETIC!”
Shut up… Please.
“Enemy PIKACHU used DEATH VOLT!”
Oh no.
“VIKKSALOT died!”

“OAK says that VIKKSALOT can DIE!”



“VIKKSALOT came BACK to LIFE!”

“OAK: WHAT? How is this possible?”


I told you before. I cannot die.
“OAK is confused!

“OAK fainted in its confusion!”


Does this mean I win?
“YES!”
Yay…
“CINNAGOO and PIZZAMAN are BACK!”
Hey guys… It’s about time.
“CINNAGOO and PIZZAMAN asked WHY there is a HOLE in your CHEST!”
Ahh. You see. My heart ran away.
“CINNAGOO and PIZZAMAN says OK!”
Ok, guys where to now?
“CINNAGOO and PIZZMAN suggest GOING back to VIRIDIAN CITY to see if the GYM reopened!”
K. I’m cool with anything right about now.
“BATTLE used END!”
Battle #37, Sal the great

Location: Viridian City

Player: SAL [0-1-0][Hoenn Region Champion]

(Pokemon Lineup: RAICHU, DITTO, ONIX, TORCHIC)


Sooooo, This is where that Outlawrikks takes me. To Viridian City. I wonder why hes here…
“OUTLAWRIKKS walks up to GYM!”
Of course! He’s here to battle the Gym Leader! How enlightening.
“OUTLAWRIKKS walked into GYM!”

“MEWOTH appeared!”


Uhh… it’s not wild, must be a trainer.
“MEWOTH wants to fight!”
Eherm… Whatever. FOR I AM Sal---
“SAL!”
FINE!! FOR I AM SAL, GREATEST TRAINER OF ALL HOENN!
“NARRATOR wants to KNOW if THAT’S the REASON that your RECORD is 0% VICTORY!”
Eherm… That is in Kanto, BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IM 100% IN HOENN!
“NARRATOR points OUT that THAT is BECAUSE you TURN off GAMEBOY when you LOSE!”
That is beyond the point.
“NO, it’s NOT!”
Whatever.
“MEWOTH still wants to fight!”
Right… almost forgot about him.
“MEWOTH sent out MEWOTH!”
Get’m, my Ditto!
“Do it! DITTO!”
Ok, use your Transform attack!
“DITTO used TRANSFORM!”

“DITTO transformed into nearby TREE!”


WHAT?
“Enemy MEWOTH used SLASH!”

“It’s not very effective.”


Ahh, you cannot slash a tree with your puny claws… Ok, Ditto! Now, use Fall!
“TREE used FALL!”

“TREE fell on Enemy MEOWTH!”


Yes!
“TREE died!”
WHAT? NOOO…!
“MEWOTH fainted!”
No… my Ditto… my Ditto..!
“SAL won!”
But it was an empty win… Look at my Ditto…
“NARRATOR reminds SAL that he can CATCH the ENEMY!”
Oh, right, right. He was still a Mewoth.
“Dad’s advice, there’s a place and time for everything!”
HA! My dad’s back in Hoenn! I don’t care.
“SAL used GREATBALL!”

“MEWOTH was CAUGHT!”


That was pretty simple. But it cost me a perfectly good level 77 Ditto.. And this Meowth is only level 10, but it can be trained!
“SCREAM can be HEARD from INSIDE GYM!”
Almost forgot about that Gym… Well off we go!
“To be continued, Battle #38”
No! I want to do this NOW!
“BATTLE used END!”
Battle #38, Oh, shit!

Location: Viridian Gym

Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [record: 15-5-3]
(Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARCOAL, JYNX [dead], X-BOX)
God, this gym has been closed forever.
“JAMES appeared!”
James?! Evil Team Rocket bastard! You will pay!
“JAMES says he is NO LONGER in TEAM ROCKET!”
Wow. Really?
“JAMES says YES!”

“JAMES is INSTEAD going to END TEAM ROCKET and KILL POOPAVONI once and FOR ALL!”


Wow, big dream.
“JAMES insists that THIS is the FINAL HIDEOUT of TEAM ROCKET!”
Really?
“JAMES says YES!”

“JAMES says POOPAVONI is the LEADER here!”


Oh. This place sure is huge.
“JAMES agrees!”

“JAMES wants to KNOW if YOU would like to HELP him get to POOPAVONI!”


Yea, why not. As long as you don’t try to steal my Pokemon.
“JAMES insists that his POKeNAPPING days are OVER!”
Ok.
“JAMES suggests that THEY go to the ROUTE to the LEFT!”
But, you know, that right path looks promising too…
“JAMES says that THEY should PLAY ROCKS , PAPER, SCISSORS!”
Whatever… I choose rock. Ooops did I just say that out loud?
“JAMES is stupid!”

“JAMES picked SCISSORS in its stupidity!”



“JAMES says to the RIGHT it is!”

“YOU are WALKING!”


And..?
“POOPAVONI appeared!”
That was easy.
“Ally JAMES wants to fight!”

“POOPAVONI wants to fight!”

“SAL wants to fight!”
Sal? Where did he come from
“SAL says HE doesn’t KNOW!”

“NARRATOR says HE had to COME so the BATTLE would be EVEN!”


How is this even?! I have JAMES!!!
“NARRATOR says YOU have a POINT!”

“SAL disapeared!”


Thank you.
“NARRATOR says NOT to MENTION it!”
I won’t.
“POOPAVONI sent out PERSIAN!”

“Ally JAMES sent out KOFFING!”


Go, Charcoal.
“Get’m, Charcoal!”
Use your char attack!
“CHARCOAL used CHAR!”
And..?
“What? Charcoal is evolving?”
Really? YES!
“CHARCOAL evolved into CHARMANDER!”
Finally he’s a Charmander again…
“Enemy PERSIAN used FURY SWIPES!”

“It HIT KOFFING!”

“Critical Hit!”

“Critical Hit!”

“It hit 2 times!”
Wow? The Koffing withstood 2 Critical Hits? James, you must have been training.
“JAMES says THANKS!”

“JAMES says it WOULD be a WEEZING right NOW but the NARRATOR was never AROUND to NARRORATE it!”


Oh.
“What? KOFFING is evolving?”

“JAMES: There we go!!”


Yay..!
“KOFFING evolved into WEEZING!”

“Ally WEEZING used WEEZ!”

“Ally WEEZING is WEEZING about!”
… odd, you have the worst call in attacks still, James.
“JAMES says SORRY!”
It’s ok. Charcoal, no CHARMANDER! Use EMBER!
“CHARMANDER used EMBER!”

“Critical hit!”

“Enemy PERSIAN fainted!”
Yes!!!
“POOPAVONI: Wow, you have gotten better James. And your partner isn’t that bad either.”

“JAMES: Thank you.”


Umm… Thanks I guess…
“POOPAVONI: But, I’m very sorry. Now I have to kill you.”
WHAT?
“JAMES: Huh? How?”
“POOPAVONI sent out DEATH!”
Oh… my… GOD!!!
“POOPAVONI used LAUGH!”

“POOPAVONI is LAUGHING!”


Oh no… what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
“OUTLAWRIKKS ran away!”
That works.
Player: JAMES [record: 1-4-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: KOFFING)
COWARD!
“POOPAVONI: Just die!”
NEVER! Weezing use Smoke attack!
“WEEZING used SMOKE!”

“DEATH died!”


Death … died?
“POOPAVONI: HOLY SHIT!! HOW? HOW ? HOW..?!”
Hahahaha~!! I WIN I WIN I WIN!!
“POOPAVONI: Ahh, I present you with this ROCKETBADGE!”
Oh thanks, sir! But I have no need for it.
“POOPAVONI: Than why did you come?”
To stop you!
“POOPAVONI blasts off—again!”
Ahh, that felt good.
“OUTLAWRIKKKS appeared!”
Oh hey buddy.
“OUTLAWRIKKS wants to KNOW if it’s OVER!”
It is. Here you go.
“YOU gave ROCKETBADGE to OUTLAWRIKKS!”

“OUTLAWRIKKS used LOVELYKISS!”


WHAT?
“OUTLAWRIKKS kissed you!”
Godam! I’m not THAT GAY!
“OUTLAWRIKKS says THANK YOU and LEAVES!”
… Maybe I am that gay.
“BATTLE used END!”
Battle 39 Vikk’s Plot

Location: West of Viridian City

Player: VIKKSALOT [record: 5-7-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW)
Everyone here knows that it is I that should be going to the Pokemon League!
“PIZZAMAN and CINAGOO nods in AGREEMENT!”
Therefore, I must get in ANYWAY possible. Rikks already went in, so we can not get his badges, but perhaps we could get someone else’s!
“SAL appeared!”
Hmph! It’s that guy from Hoenn.
“SAL says HE is here for the POKEMON LEAGUE!”
They only take Kanto badges, not Hoenn.
“SAL has KANTO’S BADGES!”
What? How? Some of those badges are impossible to get, like Celadon’s, and Cinnabar’s !
“SAL says he BOUGHT them on EBAY”

“http://www.ebay.com/ Buy Stuff there today!”


That wasn’t even creative, Narrator.
“NARRATOR says IT KNOWS!”
Ah. Anyway, Sal, I’m sorry, but I have to take those badges off your hands.
“SAL says THEY are NOT on his HANDS!”
You know what I mean! I want to fight!
“SAL doesn’t want to fight!”
What? Grrrr…
“Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight!”

“Ally CINNAGOO wants to fight!”


Haha! My allys want to fight, now you have no choice!
“SAL wants to fight!”
Go Squirtle!
“Do it! Squirtle!”

“Ally PIZZAMAN sent out MUSHROOMPIZZA!”

“Ally CINNAGOO sent out HISMOMMY!”

“SAL sent out ONIX!”


Squirlte use Water Gun! Nooooow!
“SQUIRTLE used WATERGUN!”

“SQUIRLTE got a WATERGUN!”



“Give a nickname to WATERGUN?”
Ah, it’s a Pokemon. And no. I don’t.
“VIKKSALOT withdrew SQUIRTLE!”

“Go! WATERGUN!”


Heheheh… Another Pokemon to add to my collection!
“NARRATOR points OUT that YOU only have THREE POKEMON in your COLLECTION!”
… Shut up.
“Ally MUSHROOMPIZZA used YUMMY!”

“Ally MUSHROOMPIZZA is YUMMY!”


Great, geez, Food type Pokemon are not very good…
“Ally PIZZAMAN said to WAIT until NEXT turn!”
Bah..
“Ally HISMOMMY used FART!”

“Ally HISMOMMY farted!”

“Ally HISMOMMY fainted!”

“Enemy ONIX fainted!”
Good move. It only killed your mom and Onix. As Mushroom Pizza and Watergun doesn’t have a nose!
“BUT you DO!”
Uh oh…
“VIKKSALOT fainted!”

“Ally PIZZAMAN fainted!”

“Ally CINNAGOO fainted!”

“SAL fainted!”



“TWO HOURS LATER!”

“EVERYONE woke up!”


Lets continue , then!
“Ally CINNAGOO sent out TOONSKULL!”

“SAL sent out RAICHU!”


That Raichu looks strong… hurry, water gun use Spray attack!
“WATERGUN used SPRAY!”

“RAICHU is felling REFRESHED!”

“RAICHU needs food, badly!”
Haha!
“RAICHU looked at MUSHROOMPIZZA!”
Uh-oh.
“Ally PIZZAMAN smiles!”

“MUSHROOMPIZZA used POISONSELF!”


Hahaha! Good idea!
“MUSHROOMPIZZA is poisoned!”

“SAL: Raichu!! NOOOO!”

“Enemy RAICHU ate pizza!”

“Ally MUSHROOMPIZZA died!”

“Enemy RAICHU died!”
HAHA!!
“SAL: Alright, alright I give! That is the 2nd of my Pokemon that died {Sniff sniff} Take them, the badges are yours!”

“VIKKSALOT got KANTO BADGES!”


Thank you.
“SAL ran away!”
Ugh… Well,…
“CINNAGOO and PIZZAMAN said GOOD LUCK in the POKeMON LEAGUE!”
I wish you guys could come too…
“CINNAGOO and PIZZAMAN said THEY will WATCH it on TV!”
Ok. Route for me.. kay?
“CINNAGOO and PIZZAMAN said OK!”
Well, this is it. I will go in, challenge the Pokemon League! AND BEAT RIKKS!
“BATTLE used END!”
BATTLE #40, First Resurrection

Location: Black Version

Player: HIKER [record: 0-1-0][dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: SANDSCREW [dead])
“NARRATOR would like to SAY a few WORDS!”
Than by all means, say them.
“NARRATOR points OUT that THIS is BATTLE 40!”
And..? Harhar…
“NARRATOR was GETTING to THAT!”
Oh.
“NARRATOR explains that THIS will BE the FIRST RESURECTION BATTLE!”
English please.
“NARRATOR said ONE DECEASED CHARACTER may come BACK to LIFE!”
Har har, that will be me.
“NARRATOR used LAUGH!”

“NARRATOR is LAUGHING!”


What’s so amusing?
“NARRATOR states that HE would NEVER let a MINOR CHARACTER like YOU come back to LIFE!”

“HAHA!”
I will do whatever it takes!
“WHATEVER appeared!”

“WHATEVER died!”



“PORTAL TO FLARE VERSION appeared!”
There it is. The portal I am looking for.
“RIKKSMOM appeared!”

“JESSIE appeared!”

“REDDOOMPLUFF appeared!”
… Well, it looks like I have a battle on my hands.
“FALSE!”
Huh?
“GAMESHOW HOST appeared!”

“GAMESHOW HOST welcomes his CONTESTANTS!”
Harhar… and?
“GAMESHOW HOST says the PRIZE for THIS WEEK is to LIVE AGAIN!”
Ah ha. Makes sense
“GAMESHOW HOST says HE is MIKE ROTCH!”

“GAMESHOW HOST was renamed MARK!”


Mark? Cant we just call him Mike?
“NO! HE likes being called MARK!”
Can I change my har name?
“NO!”
Hernnn… ok let’s get this started then.
“MARK sets up the SCORE BOARD!”

“HIKER: 0

RIKKSMOM: 0

JESSIE: 0

REDDOOMPLUFF: 0”

“REDDOOMPLUFF: DOOOOOOMMM!”



“HIKER: 0

RIKKSMOM: 0

JESSIE: 0

REDDOOMPLUFF: 5”


HAR!! THAT’s UNFAIR!”
“REDDOMPLUFF is happy!”
Hrnn… AT LEAST SOMEONE’S HAPPY!
“NARRATOR insists that YOU LEAVE the CAPS LOCK to HIM!”
Whatever.
“MARK: My first question. WHO IS THE LEADER OF TEAM ROCKET?”
Harrrr!! That’s not fair! Team Rocket was after my time!
“TOO BAD!”

“RIKKSMOM’s ANSWER is GIOVANNI!”

“JESSIE’s answer is POOPAVONI!”

“REDDOOMPLUFF’s answer is DOOM!”


Err… Team rocket leader?
“MARK: Is that your final answer?”
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