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"Enemy HELLKNIGHTRIKKS used LEVELUP! HELLKNIGHTRIKKS went to LEVEL 21, JUST HIGH enough so X-BOX cannot CONTROL him!"
"X-BOX curses LOUDLY!"
"Ally HELLKNIGHTRIKKS used POKeBALL!"
"X-BOX was caught by HELLKNIGHTRIKKS!"
"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS thanks you for HELP!

You're welcome, and now the Almighty Webmaster rpGamer shall rise me again to Earth!

"WEBMASTER rpGamer says NO!"

But... why not your greatness?

"WEBMASTER rpGamer SAYS it will MAKE a horrible PLOT TWIST!"

What? You mean I'm stuck here... Forever?!

"UNTIL DEATH, which will be SOON!"

Please! Don't curse me like this!

"PORTAL from BLACK VERSION appeared!"

Umm...


"JARJARBINKS appeared!"

NOOOO!!!


"JARJARBINKS: welisasaidsadatyoudacomnheresaicameoutofblackieversoneoutofmesaonawillsa..."
"JARJARBINKS endlessly TALKS!"
"It's super effective!"
"LEAH fainted!
"BATTLE used END!"

Battle #8, CONFUSION


Location: Cerulean City
Player: JARJARBINKS [record: 1-0-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: GHOST)

wellisabegoingatosagymnanowtoseesadatrikksainteactionsa!

"NARRATOR says what you are saying is CONFUSING!"
"NARRATOR says PEOPLE will get HURT in THIER CONFUSION!"

likesaidacarese? yasarihsa! tohetagym!

"NARRATOR buys TRANSLATER for 600 YEN! TURNS it ON!"

(Well I be going to the gym now, alright Narrator?)

"NARRATOR is relieved it WORKS and says OK!"
"JARJARBINKS walks into GYM!"

Location: Water Gym

(Wow, highly decrotive it is)

"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS: I need my second badge! Where is Misty?!"

Player: HELLKNIGHTRIKKS [record: 4-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARCOAL [dead], X-BOX)

Well? WHERE IS MISTY?

"MISTYSSISTERS explain for the FINAL TIME that MISTY went with ASH!"

You lie! So how do I get a badge here?

"MISTYSSISTERS say THEY will give DUMMYSBADGE for FREE!"

Really? Ok, Give!

"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS got DUMMYSBADGE!"

Yay! Yay! Dummy's Badge!

"You just notice JARJARBINKS sitting there!"

JARJARBINKS? AHHH! PLEASE DON'T TALK!

"JARJARBINKS says (that theh Narrarator has a Translater on that will Translate whatever he says into Proper English!)"

Oh... Well in that case you wanna come along, cuz A'm headed to VIRMILLION CITY!

"JARJARBINKS says (Maybe Later... I'm going to help LEAH get better, I feel so GUILTY that she is FAINTED!"
"LEAH appeared and joined your party!”
"JARJARBINKS now says (because of the CHANGE OF STATE, he will NOW come ALONG!"
"JARJARBINKS joined your party!"

Great... Now I have a party to rival Ash's!

"YOU have no such PARTY!"

I don't?


"JESSIE and JAMES appear!"

WHA?! Oh no! Not those two?! What do I do?

"JESSIE and JAMES wants your RARE POKEMON!"

No way! C'mon team! Let's take them down!

"JESSIE sent out EKANS!"
"JAMES sent out KOFFING!"
"Ally JARJARBINKS sent out GHOST!"
"Ally LEAH sent out NINETALES!"

Ok.. I'll use my X-B---

"Go! UNDEADGATES!"

Oh forget it...

"Enemy KOFFING used KOFF!"
"Enemy KOFFING KOFFED all OVER!"

Umm.. That was pointless...

"EKANS used REVERSE NAME!"
"EKANS was renamed SNAKE!"

Oh... I thought it already was a snake...

"Ally GHOST used HAUNT!"
"CHOOSE YOUR OWN NARRATOR JOKE!"
"A. GHOST went away to HAUNT PEOPLE for the REST of his days!
B. GHOST haunted SNAKE! Enemy SNAKE fainted! --or
C. GHOST used HAUNT! GHOST HAUNTED itself to DEATH!"

Hmm... let's see... how about... oh! B.!

"GHOST haunted SNAKE! Enemy SNAKE fainted!"
"JESSIE BLASTED OFF!"

Ok... One down one to go...

"Ally NINETALES used FIRE BLAST!"
"Ally NINETALES is having a BLAST with FIRE!"

Umm... is it trying to MAKE OUT WITH FIRE? Ugh... Oh well use your PC ATTACK, UNDEADGATES!

"UNDEADGATES used PC ATTACK! KOFFING was WACKED on the HEAD with a PC!"

Goodie!


"KOFFING fainted!"
"JAMES blasted OFF!"

We win!


"TEAM uses SLAP!"
"TEAM's HANDS are completely SLAPPED!"
"BATTLE used END!"

Battle #9, SNEAKY OL' VIKKS


Location: Above Vermillion City

Player: VIKKS [record: 0-3-0]


(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRLTE)

"VIKKS is WAITING for HELLKNIGHTRIKKS!"

Thanks for shouting Narrator.

"THAT is NARRATOR'S JOB!"

Don't you have another defensless pitiful human to humiliate?

"NARRATOR says that ITS more FUN to HUMILIATE YOU!"

Why? Just because I'm the rival? Oh come on! Rikks gets all the good stuff! I mean his X-box, and Bill Gat---

"NARRATOR says HE will SEE TO IT that YOU will GET something GOOD this BATTLE!"

Really? Thats aweful nice for a Booming Voice

"NARRATOR says DONT MENTION IT!"

Oh...

"Wild SPEAROW appeared!"



Oh cool! I'll catch it! Goooo Squirlte!

"Go! Squirlte!"

Maybe this is the 'good thing' the Narrator was talking about!

"IT IS!"


Oh, ok Squirlte use umm... WATER GUN!

"SQUIRLTE pulled out a WATER GUN! SQUIRTLE SQURITS the ENEMY with WATER GUN!"

Does SQUIRLTE have a SINGLE GOOD MOVE that cant be turned into a pun?

"YOU will THINK of ONE EVENTUALLY!"

Oh...

"Enemy SPEAROW used PECK!"


"Critcal Hit!"

That hurt... ok use... HYDRO PUMP!

"SQUIRLTE doesn't KNOW that MOVE!"

Umm... SCRATCH!

"SQUIRLTE used SCRATCH!"
"Critical Hit!"
"Enemy SPEAROW fainted!"

Ok, now to use this Pokeball...

"OAK: VIKKS! It's not the time to use that!"

But gramps, theres a fainted pokemon RIGHT THERE!

"OAK: VIKKS! It's not the time to use that!"

DIE GRAMPS!

"OAK fainted!"

Didn't die? Oh well... I'll kill him next time... Go pokeball!

"Go! POKeBALL!"
"POKeBALL ran away!"

Nooo! That's what happened to Rikks' Pokedex, oh well, I'll use the other one.

"VIKKS used POKeBALL!"
"SPEAROW was CAUGHT!"

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I win!

"CINABON appeared!"

Hmm Stiky gooey cinnabon... oh come to me Beautiful Delicious!

"CINNABON reminds YOU he is CHRIS!"

Oh... What do you want?

"CINNABON wants to ALLY with YOU!"
"CINNABON wants his REVENGE on RIKKS for GIVING him a TIE!"

But I thought that was Exodia who gave you a tie...

"OAK got a PIKACHU!"

Umm... Ok... whats the point of that, Narrator?

"NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!"
"NARRATOR was just TELLING YOU!"

Oh, ok...

"CINNABON says that EXODIA gave EVERYONE a TIE and that if HE hadn't FOUGHT RIKKSALOT he WOULDN'T have GOT a TIE!"

But wern't you the one that 'wanted to fight?'

"CINNABON says IF YOU want to ALLY or WHAT?"

Ok... whatever....

"CINNABON joined the party!"
"BATTLE used END!"
Battle #10, THE ESCAPE!
Location: In Red Version
Player: Da Camera Man [record: 2-2-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: JEEVES)

Man... It gets really boring when Jason doesn't update Red Version... Ive had nuttin to do for about a year now...

"PORTAL to FLARE VERSION appeared!"

Really? Maybe it's better in that version... Hmmm but you can't be sure... what if the Doompluff inhabits that version?

"DOOMPLUFF inhabits RED and AQUA VERSION! FLARE VERSION is DOOMPLUFF FREE!"

Umm.. In that case... I'll go in!

"DACAMERAMAN walks in PORTAL!"
"DACAMERAMAN gets TRANSPORTED to FLARE VERSION!"

Location: Flare Version, Above Vermillion City

Hmm... It looks like a decent version...

"VIKKS and CINNABON appeared!"

Ok, now. Please dont get me hungry...

"VIKKS and CINNABON wants to KNOW if YOU want to JOIN THEM!"

First ya gotta tell me what you're doin... I'm not joining no team Rocket!

"RIKKS and CINNABON are NOT in TEAM ROCKET but THEY want to STEAL BADGES from A TRAINER named HELLKNIGHTRIKKS!"

Hmmm.... Steal badges... Isn't that a Pokey Man thing?

"POKeMON!"

Oh! You mean that Pokemon exist in this version?!

"YES! BADGES are NEEDED to CONTROL HIGH LEVEL POKeMON!"

Oh, so I need those things. Ok, I'll give!

"YOU joined THIER PARTY!"

Yay~! Now to wait for that HELLKNIGHTRIKKS fella!

"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS, JARJARBINKS, and LEAH appeared!"

WHAT? JARJARBINKS?! I THOUGHT HE DIED?!

"JARJARBINKS says that (A portal from Black Version was opened and I came out)"

Oh thank god the Narrator got a translator! Phew...

"DACAMERAMAN is RELIVED!"

Yes! I am!

"Ally VIKKS wants to fight!"


"Ally CINNABON wants to fight!"

Well I guess I want to fight too!

"YOU want to fight!"
"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS wants to fight!"
"JARJARBINKS wants to fight!"
"LEAH wants to fight!"

Well... It looks like a 3 verse 3 match...

"JESSIE, JAMES and MEOWTH appeared!"
"THEY say that IT will BE 3v3v3!"
"JESSIE, JAMES and MEOWTH are BLASTED OFF just by SAYING THAT!"

Well that was pointless...

"YES it WAS POINTLESS!"

... Alright Dad.

"NARRATOR is YOUR DADDIO!"

Yup...


"VIKKS and CINNABON THINK you ARE WEIRD being the SON OF NARRATOR!"

I know...

"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS sent out UNDEADGATES!"
"LEAH sent out NINETALES!"
"JARJARBINKS sent out GHOST!"
"Ally VIKKS sent out SPEAROW!"
"Ally CINNABON sent out HISMOMMY!"

Ok... I'll send out... well.. Wait! I do have a Pokemon! Jeeves!

"Go! JEEVES!"

Hahahaha!

"TO BE CONTINUED IN BATTLE #11..."
"BATTLE used END!"
Battle 11, THE BROKEN ALLIENCE
Location: Above Vermillion City
Player: HELLKNIGHTRIKKS [record: 6-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: X-BOX, UNDEADGATES, CHARCOAL [dead], RUBYVER)

Well... is this battle ever going to start?

"IT IS YOUR TURN!"

Oh... gates! use your WINDOWS attack!

"UNDEADGATES used WINDOWS attack!"
"But, it failed."

Darn...


"Ally GHOST used SCARE!"
"Ally GHOST SCARED ITSELF!"
"Ally GHOST fainted!"

Darn... They already got down one of our team...

"Ally JARJARBINKS sent out JARJARBINKS!"

Ok, Leah use a good attack!

"Ally NINETAILES used FLARE!"
"FLARE VERSION'S TIME CONTINUM is SPINNING out of CONTROL!"
"NINETAILS fainted!"
"UNDEADGATES fainted!"
"JARJARBINKS fainted!"
"SPEAROW fainted!"
"JEEVES fainted!"
"HISMOMMY fainted!"

Ok... that was a semi nice move...

"Ally JARJARBINKS blasted OFF!"

Bah... Oh well... he was a minor member of our team anyway...

"Ally LEAH sent out LEAH!"
"DACAMERAMAN sent out DACAMERAMAN!"
"VIKKS sent out SQUIRLTE!"
"CINNABON sent out CINNABON!"

I'll use---

"Go! RUBYVER!"

NOOO!!! Ahhhh! Please don't!

"RUBYVER used THROW!"
"RUBYVER and HELLKNIGHTRIKKS was BLASTED to VERMILLION CITY!"

Player: LEAH [record: 2-1-0]


(Pokemon Lineup: NINETALES)

I'll guess I have to beat you thugs myself!

"DACAMERAMAN used LAUGH!"
"DACAMERAMAN LAUGHS at YOU!"
"DACAMERAMAN uses NARRATOR POWER!"
"DACAMERAMAN SUMMONS NARRATOR!"

Well... I'll use WEBMASTER POWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

"LEAH used WEBMASTER POWER!"
"LEAH SUMMONED WEBMASTER rpGamer!"
"WEBMASTER rpGamer SAYS it BETTER be GOOD reason FOR SUMMONING it!"

Destroy!


"WEBMASTER rpGamer SAYS THAT ISN'T A GOOD ENOUGH REASON!"
"WEBMASTER used END!"
"BATTLE ENDED A DRAW! (exsept the players that lost before this point!)"
Battle 12, THE LEGACY OF CINNABON
Location: Vermillion City
Player: CINNABON [record: 2-1-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: HISMOMMY, BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON [dead], DARKMAGICIAN [dead])

Why did my allys abandon me? What did I do to deserve that? GRR!!!

"YOU are an IDIOT!"

Well just dang you, Narrator! I was strong with my allys Vikks and Da Camera Man, but now you just HAD TO CURSE ME, DIDNT YOU?

"NARRATOR says it's his JOB!"

Well then, I will take it upon myself to kill the webmaster! And right a wrongs!

"NARRATOR says that YOU are EVIL!"

Yes... I am...

"YOU will DIE!"

Hahahaha... ya right!

"PEGASUS appeared!"

Another Yu-gi-oh Character? The Webmaster really must like that show...

"PEGASUS sent out TOON MERMAID!"

I'll use my mom.

"Go! HISMOMMY!"

Use your.... hmmm... MIRROR BREAK!!

"HISMOMMY used MIRROR BREAK!"
"HISMOMMY broke MIRROR!"
"HISMOMMY has 7 YEARS bad LUCK!"

Good! Hahahahaha! DIE MOM!

"HISMOMMY is your MOMIO!"

Just like your Da Camera Man's Daddio, ai, Narrator?

"CORRECT!"

Ok... USE LUCK CHANGE!

"HISMOMMY used LUCK CHANGE!"
"HISMOMMY has BAD LUCK, so it failed!"

Oh...


"INSTEAD, HISMOMMY SWITCHED BAD LUCK onto TOON MERMAID!"

Even better...

"Enemy TOONMERMAID was HIT on the TOP OF THE HEAD with an ANIVL!"

YES! THE NARRATOR is being unfair in my favor for once!!!

"HISMOMMY fainted. Use next Pokemon?"

Oh... go me...

"Enemy TOONMERMAID was FAINTED by ANIVL!"
"PEGASUS was defeated!"

Hahaha! I win!

"Got 5 YEN! Got -500 EXP!"

NEGITIVE EXP?

"What? CINNABON is devolving!"

No ya don't! I read my trainer Tips! B B B B B B B

"YOU didn't PUSH B!"

I said it! Isn't that the same thing?

"NO!"

"CINNABON devolved into CINNAGOO!"



Darn you, Narrator!

"YUGI appeared! YUGI sent out SUMMONEDSKULL!"


"PEGASUS used TOON WORLD!"

Wha?


"What? SUMMONEDSKULL is evolving?"
"SUMMONEDSKULL evolved into TOONSKULL!"
"PEGASUS LAUGHS MANIACLY!"

Always knew he was a maniac...

"TOONSKULL used LADALDADA!"
"PEGASUS BLASTED OFF!"
"YUGI wants to fight!"

AH!!! FIGHT ME?


Uhhh... Gooooo me!

"YOU are ALREADY OUT!"

Oh.

"CINNAGOO missed his TURN!"



Dang it!

"Enemy TOONSKULL used TERMONATE!"


"Enemy TOONSKULL's MISSION was TERMONATED!"

YES!


"Pokeball, go!"

I didn't want to---- hehe nevermind.

"CINNAGOO caught TOONSKULL!"

YES!


"YUGI is angry!"

Uh oh.


"YUGI used BLAST!"
"YOU BLASTED OFF!"

AHHHHH!!!!!

"BATTLE used END!"

Battle #13, VERMILLION, HERE I COME!


Location: Vermillion gym
Player: ROBOTOR [no record yet][Vermillion City Gym Leader]
(Pokemon Lineup: ROBOT, MAGNIMITE)

HAHAHA>NOW>ALL>WILL>FAIL!

"ROBOTOR is MANIAC!"

YES>I>NOTICED>!

"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS should be HERE any MOMMENT for HIS HATEBADGE!"

WOW>YOU>ACT>LIKE>HE>WILL>WIN!

"HE probally WILL!"

REALLY/I>THOGUHT>YOU>WERE>ON>MY>SIDE1

"YOU are MISTAKEN! NARRATOR is NUETRAL!"

YOU>ACT>LIKE>I>HAVENT>READ>OTHE>POKEBATTLES!

"..."

THATS>MORE>LIKE>IT1I>WILL>WIN!



"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS appeared!"

YOU>WANT>TO>FIGHT/RIGHT/

"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS wants to fight!"

I>KNOW>THAT1

"OFFICAL POKEMON GYM MATCH BEGINS!"
"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS sent out UNDEADGATES!"

HEHE>I>AM>PREPARED1

"ROBOTOR BLUFFs!"

I>DO>NOT!

"ROBOTOR will FORFIT if HE doesn't SEND out a POKeMON!"

ALRIGHT1GO>ROBOT1

"Go! ROBOT!"

USE>SELF>DESTUCT1

"ROBOT used SELFDESTRUCT!"
"Critical hit!"
"Enemy UNDEADGATES is uneffected!"

WHAT/HOW>IS>THAT>POSSIBLE/

"ROBOT died! Use next Pokemon?"

DIED/HAHA>IT>WAS>DEAD>TO>BEGIN>WITH1"GO>MAGNIMITE1

"The enemy was uneffected by SELFDESTRUCT, Get'm, MAGNIMITE!"

OK>NOW>USE>YOUR>ELECTRICITY>ATTACK1

"ALL MAGNIMITE's ATTACKs are ELECTRICITY!"
"ROBOTOR missed his turn!"

OH>DARN"


"Enemy UNDEADGATES used R.I.P.!"

WHAT/


"Enemy UNDEADGATES RIPPED IN PIECES!"
"Enemy UNDEADGATES fainted!"

YES1


"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS sent out X-BOX!"
"X-BOX wants to CAPTURE HELLKNIGHTRIKKS!"
"X-BOX is LOW-LEVEL POKeMON! Can't escape!"

...THAT>WAS>FREAKY1

"Enemy X-BOX used PUNCH!"

THATLL>DO>ALOT>OF>GOOD"

"MAGNIMITE fainted!"
"YOU LOSE!"

WHAT/HOW/

"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS demands his HATEBADGE!"

FINE>TAKE>IT1

"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS got the HATEBADGE!"
"BATTLE used END!"
Battle 14, OUCHFULL LANDING
Location: Celadon City
Player: DACAMERAMAN [2-2-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: JEEVES)

Hmm... This is a nice town...

"DACAMERMAN arrived at GIANT SHOPPING CENTER!"

Wow... yippie...

"DACAMERMAN walked in!"
"DACAMERMAN sees BILLIONS of ITEMS!"

Ummm... anyone in here sell a camera, mine kinda ran away in Red Version. I've been kinda been wanting to get a new one.

"THERE are NO CAMERAS!"

Oh, darn.

"BUT there IS a CAMERA SHOP next to GAINT SHOPPING CENTER!"

Oh... ok.

"DACAMERAMAN walked outside."
"Can't find CAMERA SHOP!"

Dang.... Oh well, I don't NEED one...

"Found GAME CORNER!"

Game Corner?

"IT is a CASINO!"

I LOVE CASINOS!

"NARRATOR reminds SON that HE isn't OLD enough to GAMMBLE!"
"NARRATOR says HE will TAKE away YOUR GAMEBOY if you WALK into GAME CORNER!"

Shut it, daddio! You took away my gameboy like a year ago, remember?

"NARRATOR threatens to KILL YOU if you WALK in to GAME CORNER!"

Whateva, I'll take my chances...

"DACAMERAMAN walked into GAME CORNER!"
"DACAMERAMAN is SUFFERING from HEART ATTACK!"

AHHH!!!! My heart hurts!

"NARRATOR says IT will STOP if you WALK back OUTSIDE!”

Alright! Alright!

"IT used STOP!"

Good...


"But, it failed."

What?!


"Enemy HEART'S ATTACK continues!"

NOOOOO!!!

"NARRATOR says that YOU should have LISTENED to HIM to BEGIN with!"

Please.... have mercy!

"NARRATOR already EXPLAINED in BATTLE 6 that MERCY is NOT in NARRATOR's DICTIONARY!"

Not... even........ for your own.... son?!!!

"It's super effective!"

Wha........ me being............your son.......~?

"It's super effective!"
"Enemy NARRATOR fainted."

Uh.............hello..........................?

"..."

UGH.....................wake up................................



"..."

No~~~


"NARRATOR woke up!"

Yes~............ please...............................

"NARRATOR says fine, but he will not STOP HEART ATTACK!"

No..........................................

"NARRATOR says IT will PUT you OUT of MISERY!"

Please..............................................

"DACAMERAMAN died!"

...


"DACAMERAMAN became UNDEAD!"
"What? DACAMERAMAN is evolving?"

XZAAA!! WHAtIAT?

"DACAMERAMAN evolved into DAZOMBIEMAN!"

ZAA!!! DAZOMBIEMANS? HASNICER RINGTER IT! MWA!

"BATTLE used END!"

Battle 15, DANNYS DEATH


Location: South of Vermillion City
Player: DANDAMAN [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: HO-OH)

"DANNY is OBSESSED--- BY POKeMON!"

What? What does Obsessed mean?

"ITS all YOU THINK ABOUT!"

Huh?

"YOU are STUPID!"



No I'm not!

"WHATS the SQUARE ROOT of 4?"

8

"NO! IT'S TWO!"



But I don't even know what that is!

"NARRATOR rests his CASE!"


"JARJARBINKS appeared!"

AHHHH!!! OH NOOO!!! (Not really)

"JARJARBINKS wants to fight!"

Gooo! Ho-oh!

"The enemy is from another world! Get'm HO-OH!"
"JARJARBINKS sent out GHOST!"

Huh? A ghost?!

"JARJARBINKS says he CAUGHT it when HE DIED!"

LOL


"Enemy GHOST used SCARE!"
"Enemy GHOST SCARED itself to DEATH!"

Yes... Things are going good already!

"LUGIA appeared!"
"LUGIA joined JARJARBINKS!"

Nooo!!!


"JARJARBINKS sent out LUGIA!"

Hooh use Fire Sptiz!

"HO-OH's SPIT FIRE!"
"It's super idiotic!"

Darn...


"Enemy LUGIA used AEROBLAST!"
"HO-OH fainted. Use next Pokemon?"

Ya...


"YOU have NO MORE!"
"YOU sent out YOURSELF!"
"The enemy's invincable, Get'm, DANDAMAN!"

Ok, Now ill use---

"LUGIA used AEROBLAST!"
"DANDAMAN fainted!"
"JARJARBINKS used POKeBALL!"

What?


"JARJARBINKS caught YOU! Push A rapidly to free YOURSELF!"

I can't see a A button!

"ITS right NEXT TO B Button ON GAMEBOY!"

BUT!!! I DONT HAVE A GAMEBOY!

"YOU were CAUGHT!"
"JARJARBINKS wins!"
"BATTLE used END!"

BATTLE 16, FATES REVENGE


Location: Celadon City
Player: LEAH [record: 2-1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: NINETALES)

Woh... Phew... Where did Da Camera Man go? I've been chasing him sinse Battle 11...

"DACAMERAMAN is NONEXISTANT!"
"He EVOLVED into DAZOMBIEMAN in BATTLE 14!"

Oh... How.... Charming...

"He DIED and was ROSE into UNDEAD!"

Oh... That's very interesting...

"PAPERBOY screams 'READ ALL ABOUT IT! READ ALL ABOUT IT! JUST FOR 10 YEN!'"

Hey Paperboy, over here!

"YOU pay 10 YEN!"
"LEAH got NEWSPAPER!"

Yes!


"LEAH opened NEWSPAPER!"
"ARTICLE 1: MUTANT ZOMBIES in CELADON CITY!"

Ahh... heres my article, Narrator. Read it.

"As my EYES RACED for the GAME CORNER, IT LOOKED as if SOMEONE was HAVING a HEART ATTACK. I soon FOUND OUT it was DACAMERAMAN! SUDDENLY, HE DIED. I was ABOUT to CALL for POLICE, BUT he ROSE AGAIN as a ZOMBIE!"

Ok... enough. Now we must find this 'Zombie Man'

"OLDWOMAN appeared!"

Excuse me, have you seen a Zombie Man go by?

"OLDWOMAN says if YOU can DEFEAT her in COMBAT, SHE will TELL YOU what YOU want to KNOW!"

Ok... HAHAHAHA! I'll fry your walking stick!

"OLDWOMAN wants to fight!"

That is what makes the FLARE WORLD go round!

"OLDWOMAN sent out TENTAILS!"

Tentails? Evolved form of Ninetails? Dang...

"The enemy is your evolved form, Get'm NINETAILS!"
"Enemy TENTAILS used TAIL WHIP!"
"EACH TAIL HIT YOU!"
"Critcal hit!"
"It's not very effective..."
"It's super effective!"
"It's super uneffective!"

Um... hello?

"NINETAILS fainted!"
"It's super effective!"
"It's not very effective..."
"Critcal hit!"
"It's not very effective..."
"It's not very effective..."

That's a bit of an overkill...

"It's super effective!"
"NINESTAILS died!"

DIED? NOOO!!!!!!

"NARRATOR says HE will BRING it BACK to LIFE if IT can HAVE ONE of it's TAILS!"

Fine... {sob sob} ok...

"NINETAILS [dead] was renamed EIGHTTAILS!"

Ugh... Ok! NINET----

"YOU don't HAVE NINETAILS!"

Err.... Ok... EIGHTTAILS use FIRE BLAST!!!!

"EIGHTTAILS used FIRE BLAST!"
"EIGHTTAILS is having a BLAST with FIRE!"

Dang.. I forgot about that pun... I HATE IT WHEN NINE---

"YOU dont HAVE NINETAILS!"

Err... EIGHTTAILS trys to MAKE OUT with FIRE!

"YOU should HAVE LEARNED in BATTLE 11!"

Ok. use SOFA!

"EIGHTTAILS used SOFA!"
"EIGHTTAILS sat on SOFA!"
"LEAH picked up SOFA!"

THROW IT!

"LEAH threw SOFA at Enemy TENTAILS!"
"EIGHT and TENTAILS started WATCHING TV!"
"Enemy TV used POKeMON and YUGIOH! EIGHTTAILS and Enemy TENTAILS will DO NOTHING for 1 HOUR!"

Umm... Ok...

"OLDWOMAN sent out OLDWOMAN!"

Ok... We shall fight eachother!"

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