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Latest Battle: Battle # 72Battle #73, A look at the rivals Location: Lillycove City Player: SPECIALVIKKS [record: 8-10-1]
“CINNAGOO wakes up!” We’re alive… Wonder where that bastard Yami James went. “PIZZAMAN: Oh dear me! All of our items and gold are missing!” What?! That bastard stole our stuff! It is up to us to get it back! “PIZZAMAN: Are you sure this is wise?” “CINNAGOO: Of course, you stupid idot! We can take on these bums again!” Hmm, but Pizzaman has a compelling point. We should train before we attempt to confront him. I mean its not like we don’t know where he is… “YAMIJAMES (Within Mall): Hello sweet thing. Wanna hook up?” “PUNCH is heard from inside!” “MAN (Within Mall): You stupid bastard! Never talk to me again!”
“Enemy HEART wants to fight!” “Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight!” “Ally CINNAGOO wants to fight!” My heart… you will die a horrible death..! “Enemy HEART sent out POLICEDOG!” “Ally PIZZAMAN sent out SAUSAGEPIZZA!” “Ally CINNAGOO sent out RALTS!”
“HEART: This battle seems.. a bit uneven. Time to even the playing field! Now, Police dog, use that techique I taught you…” Whats this..? “POLICEDOG used DE-HEART!” “What? POLICEDOG is losing his HEART!” Uh-oh… “DOGHEART was born!” This cant be good. “Enemy DOGHEART used BLOOD SQUIRT!” “BLOOD was SQUIRTED in Ally RALTS’ eyes!” “Enemy POLICEDOG used BITE!” “Ally RALTS fainted!” No way! That Ralts was level 100! “CINNAGOO: Dammit! Go Toonskull! “Ally CINNAGOO sent out TOONSKULL!” Now, use Hyrdo pump on that Doggie heart! “WARTURTLE used HYRDO PUMP!” “WARTURTLE is PUMP’N the HYDROS!” What?! That doesn’t even make sense, Narrator! “WELL I COULDN’T THINK OF A DIFFERENT PUN!” Well, not to brag, but how about, ‘Critical hit!’ or ‘Super effective’ or maybe even ‘Enemy DOGHERAT fainted!’ “NARRATOR doesn’t find you FUNNY!” Errr… sorry Oh great one. Never again, I promise. “BETTER KEEP that PROMICE!” -Gulp- “TOONSKULL used LAUGHATTACK!” Great… “It’s super effective!” On which? “DOGHEART!” That still doesn’t make sense! It doesn’t have EARS!” “What did the NARRATOR say before?!” …Sorry. “Enemy DOGHEART fainted!” “Ally SAUSAGEPIZZA used GROWL!” “It’s super effective!”
“You were HIT with a LIGHTNING BOLT!” Yeeeouch! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! “Enemy POLICEDOG fainted!” “HEART: Most interesting display of moves, minus you of course, Vikks!” HEY! “HEART: Well, you didn’t get a single K.O.!” Just come fight me now you bastard! “HEART: I’ve love to, but I think I’m going to heal my Pokemon at the Pokemon Center!” Alright… “HEART: I stand defeated.” Ok, so go heal. “HEART: I stand defeated.” Don’t stand… go heal. “HEART: I stand defeated.” Godamit! Why do NPCs not go heal and stand there saying the same thing over and over? “BECAUSE GOD HATES YOU!” I knew it… “NARRATOR is GOD! ^_^” Sure you are. Anyways… “HEART: I stand defeated.” Hmmmm… Well mines well go see what Yami James is up too… “PIZZMAN and CINNAGOO: Agreed!” “BATTLE used END!” Example: NAME [record W-L-T] (Pokemon Lineup) Registered Trainers: SAINT RIKKS [record: 35-20-4]
X-BOX [record: 1-1-0][captured by OUTLAWRIKKS] (Pokemon Lineup: none) SPECIALVIKKS [record: 9-10-1] (Pokemon Lineup: WARTURTLE, SPEAROW, WATERGUN[dead]) YAMIYUGI [record: 10-7-1][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: GAIAKNIGHT, KURIBO) CINNAGOO [record: 8-5-2] (Pokemon Lineup: HISMOMMY, BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON [dead], DARKMAGICIAN [dead], TOONSKULL, RALTS) HIKER [record: 0-2-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: SANDSCREW [dead]) BROCKSDAD [record: 1-2-0][Pewter Gym Leader] (Pokemon Lineup: GEOCITIES) RIKKSMOM [2-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: POWDERPUFF) EXODIA [record: 0-0-1][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: none) LEAH [record: 4-5-1] (Pokemon Lineup: SIXTAILS) JARJARBINKS [record: 6-2-1][CHAMP#1] (Pokemon Lineup: GHOST, LUGIA[dead]) MISTYSSISTERS [no record yet][Cerulean Gym Leader] (Pokemon Lineup: SEAKING [dead]) YAMIJAMES [record: 3-6-0][Leader of Cult Moto] (Pokemon Lineup: WEEZING) JESSIE [record: 2-13-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: KOBRA) OAK [record: 2-3-0] (Pokemon Lineup: PIKACHU) DAZOMBIEMAN [record: 2-6-1][red version escapee] (Pokemon Lineup: JEEVES) MEOWTH [record: 1-3-0][Captured by DOJO] (Pokemon Lineup: none) PEGASUS [record: 0-2-0] (Pokemon Lineup: TOONMERMAID) ROBOTOR [record: 0-1-0][Vermillion Gym Leader] (Pokemon Lineup: ROBOT [dead], MAGNIMITE) DANDAMAN [record: 1-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: HO-OH) OLDWOMAN [record: 1-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: TENTAILS) GRASSLY [record: 0-1-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: BELLSPROUT ) MOLDS [record: 0-1-0][dead][Celadon Gym Leader] (Pokemon Lineup: GLOOM , VICTORYBELL , VILEPLOOM ) GYMLEADER [record: 0-2-0] (Pokemon Lineup: Grass [dead]) MR.PSYCHIC [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: MRMIME) SABRINA [1-2-0][Saffron Gym Leader] (Pokemon Lineup: FEMALEMR.MIME, KADABRA, ABRA [dead]) DUGGY [0-2-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: MAGIKARP) STAALIN [0-0-1] [Tibia Player] (Pokemon Lineup: MINOMAGE) GIANTDEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPCANNIBALMONKEY [1-1-2] [MONKEY-Cannibal] (Pokemon Lineup: none) KILLERNACHO [no record yet] [WEBMASTER rpGamer’s Tibia Character] (Pokemon Lineup: SKELETON, DEMONSOFTIBIA)
(Pokemon Lineup: CHEESEPIZZA [dead], PEPORONIPIZZA [dead], SAUSAGEPIZZA, MUSHROOMPIZZA[dead]) REDDOOMPLUFF [record: 8-2-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: none) VIKKZALOT [0-1-0] [dead] (Pokemon Lineup: none) CINNAGO [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: GOOEY [dead]) PIZAMAN [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: MANNY [dead]) HEART [4-2-0] (Pokemon Lineup: POLICEDOG, DOGHEART) DARKMCNABB [5-3-1][Fushia Gym Leader][Cinnabar Pokeball Team] (Pokemon Lineup: WEEDHILL, EAGOFFENCE, EAGDEFENCE) 49ERS [2-0-0][Lavender Town Pokeball Team][Pokeball Champions] (Pokemon Lineup: 49OFFENCE, 49DEFENCE) BILL PARCELS [0-1-0][Fuchsia Pokeball team] (Pokemon Lineup: COWOFFENCE, COWDEFENCE) DOLPHINS [0-1-0][Viridian Pokeball team] (Pokemon Lineup: DOLOFFENCE, DOLDEFENCE) SAL [4-2-1][Hoenn Region Champion] (Pokemon Lineup: RAICHU[dead], DITTO [dead], ONIX [dead], TORCHIC [dead], EMPEROR SLAKING) FLARE [0-1-0][Cinnabar Island Gym Leader] (Pokemon Lineup: DEMON [dead]) POOPAVONI [0-1-0][Viridian Gym Leader][Team Rocket Leader] (Pokemon Lineup: PERSIAN, DEATH [dead]) MIKE [1-9-0][Gameshow Host][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: none) SMARTERCHILD [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none) RANDOM FAN [0-1-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: none) LANCE [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: DRAGONITE, GHOSTDRAGON, LANCE [dead]) KAIN [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: CECIL) JANUS-ZEAL [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: OZZIE, SLASH, FLEA) McSAJAR [1-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: SYTHER, SCIZOR, PINSIR) DOJO [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: MONK, MEWOTH) KID [0-1-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: RATTATA) OFFICAL [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none) MARIO [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none) LUIGI [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none) GIACOMO [1-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none) DRESTE [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: none) PR.BIRCH [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: TREEKO) MAY [1-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: MUDKIP, SWALLOW, RHYHORN) DOZENS OF PEOPLE [3-2-0][Member of Cult Moto] (Pokemon Lineup: DOZENS OF ZIGZAGOON) SITH [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: LIGHTSABER) SPANKY [1-3-0] (Pokemon Lineup: URANUS) SUPERMON [1-2-0][Super Hero] (Pokemon Lineup: HO-OH) ZEROPH-ZEAL [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: NECROFEAR) ZEALIOUS-ZEAL [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: none) MARLO-ZEAL [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: MORNINGDEW, EVENINGDEW) SCHAULA-ZEAL [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: none) SONAR-ZEAL [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: MEGACYBER) LUNAR-ZEAL [1-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: DESTINY, FATE) IZKATA-ZEAL [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: ZEAL, DAYLON) STEVEN [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: STEELIX, SHINEY) ANG’US [0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: PORKCHOPS, PORKYPIG) RAMSLY [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: COOKLIE BEAR) CRONO [0-1-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: KATANA [dead]) LUCCA [0-1-0][dead] (Pokemon Lineup: GUN) MARLE [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: CROSSBOW) WEBMASTER rpGamer [record: Too many 0’s in the WIN section to display here][God] (Pokemon Lineup: CLOUDSTRIFE, CRONO, SERGE, SQUALL, SEPHIROTH, EMERALDWEAPON) This is the first turturement battle, so let me explain how this works. First the next. in a turturement battle, there are 2 people at a time. The narritive text stays the same, but thats where the simularities end. "Narrortive Text" ;First competitor; :2nd competitor: Ok, now that I explained how it's going to work, let us go into our first turturement battle. T.o. BATTLE #1
;Are you ready to die?; :You wish, Rikks! Hahahaha! I'll cream you! Gooooo, POLICEDOGY!: "VIKKS sent out POLICEDOG!" ;Go, undeadgates!; "OUTLAWRIKKS sent out UNDEADGATES!" :Let's make this short! Use capture!: "POLICEDOG used CAPTURE!" "All OUTLAWS were CAPTURED!" ;That is so cheap; ;Ok, get me outta this, Undeadgates!; "UNDEADGATES used GETOUTTA!" ;Noo! Please not another pun!; "UNDEADGATES got OUTTA his UNDEAD form!" "UNDEADGATES temporarily was TURNED into BILLGATES!" :Hahaha! You will never win, GATES!: "NARRATOR says DONT underestimate BILLGATES!" :Why? Just because he is probally the richest man on Earth? so what?: "BILLGATES pays a BOUNTYHUNTER to DEFEAT POLICEDOG and VIKKS!"
:Wait! Please dont---!: "VIKKS fainted!"
;I won? I survived the first battle? Really?! YES!; "BATTLE used END!" T.o. BATTLE 2 ;CINNAGOO; VS :YUGI: ;Hahahaha, Yugi! I beat you once before, so I will beat you again!; :Don't dream on it! The heart of the cards will pull me through!: ;Shut up about that mumbo jumbo crap, and let the battle begin!; "BATTLE used BEGIN!"
;Ok, for my opening move, goooo Toon Summoned Skull; ;You should reconize it, considering it used to be yours!; "CINNAGOO sent out TOONSKULL!" :Goooo, my faithful Gaia the Feirce Knight!: "YUGI sent out GAIAKNIGHT!" "THE'RE STARING EACHOTHER DOWN!" ;Pokemon Stadium narroration... Bah, Use LADEDADADE!; "TOONSKULL is loafing around!" ;WHAT?;
:YES!: "TOONSKULL, instead used TERMONATE!" ;Wait, NOOOO! I know what that does!; "GAIAKNIGHT's mission was termonated!" "GAIAKNIGHT fainted!" :No! My knight!: ;oh, good...; "TOONSKULL fainted in its confusion!" ;WHAT?; :Ok, looks like a even battle... gooo, Kuribo!: "YUGI sent out KURIBO!" ;ok, let's see what my mom can do!; "CINNAGOO sent out HISMOMMY!" ;use strip... that always works!; "HISMOMMY used STRIP!"
:Ewwww... even I'm getting notcious!: "KURIBO fainted!" :Ergh... go me!: "YUGI sent out YUGI!" ;So, you want hand to hand combat? Shall be it!; "CINNAGOO withdrew HISMOMMY!"
:Ok, I'll use my heart power!: "YUGI used HEARTPOWER!"
;Ahh! It feels as if a piece of life was torn out... I feel like battling no more!...; :I guess that means I win! YES!: ;But... my mom feels like fighting!; :Damn...: "CINNAGOO withdrew CINNAGOO!" "CINNAGOO sent out HISMOMMY!" ;Use your Milk and Cookies attack!; "HISMOMMY used MILK&COKKIES!" ;hahaha! Eat that! literally!; "HISMOMMY bribes YUGI with MILK&COOKIES!" :That'll work! Not! I hate milk and cookies!: "YUGI fell for bribe!" :What? I did no such thing!: "MILK&COOKIES was contained SLEEPPOWDER!" :THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST ANNOYING ATTACK IN THE GAME!: "YUGI fell asleep!" ;Ok, Ugly teen, do what you must to win!; "HISMOMMY hit YUGI over the HEAD with FRYINGPAN!"
:...:
;hahahaha... I WIN!; "BATTLE used END!" T.o. BATTLE #3
;oh no, ohno, I'm not fighting him again!; :(Chill, the Narrator got a translator, remember?): ;Oh, yeah right... phew... ok continue.; "BATTLE used BEGIN!" ;Goooo! Ninetails!; "LEAH is REMINDED for the FINAL TIME she DOESN'T have a NINETAILS!" ;grrr... Eightails...; "LEAH sent out EIGHTAILS!" :(This is silly, go Dandaman!): "JARJARBINKS sent out DANDAMAN!" :DANDAMAN send yout Hooh out!: "DANDAMAN sent out HO-OH!" ;Can a pokemon send out a pokemon? Ti... it doesn't matter, Eighttails use your FLARE!!! MWAHAHAHA!; "EIGHTAIL doesn't have enough PP for that move!" ;What? why not? I just took it to the Pokemon Center just before I came here?!; "LEAH notices that the PP is 0/0!" :(Haha):
;Shut it, Binks.... ok use Flamethrower!; "EIGHTAILS pulled out a FLAMETHROWER!" "EIGHTAILS is BURNING down TURTUREMENT HQ BUILDING!" ;What? I didn't tell you to do that!!!; "BATTLE will END in DRAW within 20 lines if the BATTLE isn't concuded!" LINE1 :(Give up, for your fate and mine): LINE2 ;Stop wasting lines, Binks, and battle!; LINE3 :(Fine, Dandaman tell your hooh to use Sky Upercut.): LINE4 "HO-OH used SKYUPERCUT!"
LINE6 :(Oh, goodie!): LINE7 ;Grr... go myself!; LINE8 "LEAH sent out LEAH!" LINE9 :(Dandaman withdraw Ho-oh!): LINE10 "DANDAMAN withdrew HO-OH!" LINE11 :(Now I would like to switch my active pokemon to Ghost, alright?): LINE12 "JARJARBINKS withdrew DANDAMAN!" LINE13 "JARJARBINKS sent out GHOST!" LINE14 ;Come on, hurry it up! The Hq is almost burned down!; LINE15 :(Ok, use SOULHAUNTER ATTACK!): LINE16 "GHOST used SOULHAUNTER!" LINE17 "LEAH fainted!" LINE18 :(Yes! Please finish the battle before I die tho, Narrator.): LINE19: "BATTLE used END!"
T.o. Battle #4 ;JESSIE; Vs :DAZOMBIEMAN: "BATTLE BEGINS!" ;Umm.. After reading battle #106 in blue version, I'm getting kind of scared.; :VWA! KNOZ WUTZA U MEANS!: ;Do you always speak like a zombie?; :I M ZAZOMBIE MAN!: ;Well that makes sense...; "BATTLE already STARTED!" "If JESSIE and DAZOMBIEMAN doesnt send out a Pokemon, they will auto-lose!" :VLA? WUZAA? FINE! GOZA, JEEVESA!: ;Get'm Kobra!; "DAZOMBIEMAN sent out JEEVES!" "JESSIE sent out KOBRA!" :Zwa!!! THESSA ARIA DEAD NOW! ZLA!: "MINIVIRUS appeared!" ;What? A MINIVIRUS? Hmm... It seems one got through the network into Flare Version! C'mon Zombie Man, we must stop it!; "MINIVIRUS turned into BILLGATESAMON!" :ZWA! ENLIGHTINING! THATSA WUT BILLGATESAMONZA REALLY IZ! A MINIVIRUS!: ;Yes, and we must stop it at all costs! "JESSIE and DAZOMBIEMAN have a TURTUREMENT BATTLE to START, not a PLOT BATTLE to START!" ;Shut it, Narrator! Taking down a mini is much more important than the Webmaster's silly 'Turturement'; :NOTZA TRUE!: "DAZOMBIEMAN joins BILLGATESAMON!" ;Not smart. The mini virus will kill you.; "DAZOMBIEMAN and BILLGATESAMON are FRIENDS now!" ;Damn... So I will have to win this tourtiment battle and kill the mini at the same time... I get it.; "JESSIE is RIGHT!--- FOR ONCE!" ;Ya better believe it!; :IZA DONT!: ;Ok, Kobra, use POISION STING! HAHAHA!; "KOBRA used POISONSTING!"
;YES!;
"BILLGATESAMON hacked into http://www.ask.com/ and un-poisoned JEEVES!" :VWLA! TAKE THAT!: ;I can take that. So the mini will have to die first then.; "BILLGATESAMON used WINDOWS!" "BILLGATESAMON and KOBRA got confused!" :ALL BUT MYZA JEEVES, RITE, DADDIOVLA?: "RIGHT, SON!" :LOLZA:
"BILLGATESAMON made itself blast off in it's confusion!" ;Good, now that the minis gone...; "KOBRA hurt itself in it's confusion!" ;Damn...; "Critical hit!" ;How can confusion be a critical hit?; "KOBRA fainted!" ;Darn.. go me!; "JESSIE sent out JESSIE!" :VLA!!! YOU CANT WINZ! JEEVES use your EVILSEARCH attackza!: "JEEVES used EVILSEARCH!"
:VOH...:
"It's a one hit wonder!" :KOOL!:
;Nooo! I cant lose!; "JESSIE fainted." "DAZOMBIEMAN wins!" "BATTLE used END!" Meanwhile... Location: The Network Player: BILLGATESAMON (no record yet)[A mini virus] (Pokemon Lineup: None) TEe HeE! I will just have to go into another version to cause pain! The Flare Version Webmaster is just too smart! Oh well, hmm how about the Frost Version, or maybe Yellow or Gold or Forrest or Viridian or Flame or Blue or, !DARE I SAY IT! Red? "BILLGATESAMON is thinking!" T.o. BATTLE 5 ;OUTLAWRIKKS; Vs :CINNAGOO: "NARRATOR would FIRST like to CONGRADULATE you BOTH for GETTING this FAR!" ;Hmm.. something is a little different then how I remembered facing Vikks tho...; "NARRATOR apoligizes that the TURTURMENT HQ BURNED down in T.o. BATTLE 3, so NOW we HAVE to HAVE TURTUREMENT BATTLES outdoors!" ;Thats ok, Narrator. Live and learn. Thats my motto.; "NARRATOR says WHILE OULTAWRIKKS may LIVE, he NEVER LEARNS!" ;That was cold.; :Can we get this battle started already? I'm growing impatient.: "BATTLE used BEGIN!"
;Good, now to win again! Go! Undead Gates!; "OUTLAWRIKKS sent out UNDEADGATES!" :Go get that zombie, Toon Summoned Skull!: "CINNAGOO sent out TOONSKULL!" :Use Termonate!: "TOONSKULL is loafing around!"
:How... usless...: "TOONSKULL fainted!" :WHAT?:
;YES!; :Hahahaha! It looks as if I must use my best Pokemon! My mom!: "CINNAGOO sent out HISMOMMY!"
;ERRGHH... that THING IS SO DAMN UGLY!!; :What do you expect? It is my mom.: "POKeBALL dropped from OUTLAWRIKKS'S BELT!" ;Oh my god! What is it?; "POKeBALL OPENED and TURNED OUT TO BE RUBYVER!" ;AHHH!!! I still didn't tame it yet! PLEASE DONT KILL ME!; "RUBYVER TAKES out a CHAINSAW from it's BACKPACK!" :It's almost too painful to watch... too bad he cant die from a Turturment battle. Just... well, be turtured. "OUTLAWRIKKS is being CHAINSAWED, yet HE CANNOT DIE!" ;OUHHHAADFASD! LET ME DIE!!!!; "OUTLAWRIKKS fainted." "CINNAGOO wins!" :Hehehe... I win!: "BATTLE used END." T.o. BATTLE 6 ;JARJARBINKS; Vs :DAZOMBIEMAN: "NARRATOR WELCOMES you to the GREAT OUTDOORS!" ;(Blame it on Leah in T.o. Battle 3.); :DONTZA WORRIA! ALSEADY dIDA!: ;(Good.); "NARRATOR would LIKE to SAY a few WORDS!" ;(Then by all means say them.); "NARRATOR says that THIS first TURTURMENT has NOT had all that much TORTURE! So BEGINING this BATTLE, IT will BE alot MORE PAINFUL!" :WHYz? CULDNT STARTI NEXA 'ATTLE?: "NO!"
;(I'm ok with that... considering I'm going to win.); :UZA WISHES!: ;(And my wish will come true, just wait and see.); "BATTLE used START!" "BATTLE STARTED!" ;(Ok, Ghost you can do it.); "JARJARBINKS sent out GHOST!" :GETHIMZA, JEEVZAES!: "DAZOMBIEMAN sent out JEEVES!" ;(Ok, Ghost use Scare.); "GHOST used SCARE!" :VLA! WUT HAPPENVLAED?: "CHOOSE YOUR OWN NARRATOR JOKE!
:B-VLA!:
;(No! A, good chum.); "THIS is WHY CHOOSE YOUR OWN NARRATOR JOKES CANNOT be USED in TORTURMENT BATTLES!" ;(So, what happened?)" "C! BECAUSE than NO ONE will GET what THEY want!" :SOUNDZA FAIRIAR TO I-Z!: ;(I guess it's alright...); "GHOST used SCARE!"
:VLA! MY TURN! JEEVES USE EVILSEARCH!: "JEEVES used EVILSEARCH!"
:VLA... FORGOT JEEVES IZ A SERCHK.: ;(Like it'll do anything anyway, Jeeves is already evil.); :TRUE! BUT UNFORTANTLY FIRZA U, GHOST-TYPES are WEAK AGAINST DARK TYPES!: "Did DAZOMBIEMAN actually USE his BRAIN? IMPOSSIBLE!" :OH! BUT TIZ! NOW CRUnCH CRUNCH TIME!: "JEEVES used CRUNCH!"
;(Err... I didn't know Zombies were capable of thinking that much... You exseeded my expectations...); :GRR!! NOW YOUZA USIN TOO MUCK PROPA ENGLISH!: ;(Live with it. Go, Lugia.); "JARJARBINKS sent out LUGIA!" :LUGIA IS PSYCHIC! PSYCHICS ARE ALZO WEAKS VS DARK!: ;(True, but not one that knows Double Kick!); "LUGIA can't LEARN DOUBLE KICK!" ;(It can't?); "NO!"
;(You're rigging it in your son's favor, arent you?); "YES!"
;(I'm going to lose, aren't I?); "CORRECT!" :VLAHAHAHAHA!: "ACTAULLY, NARRATOR is getting SICK of his SON'S VLAS and ZAS!" ;(And...?); "So NARROATER has DESIDED to MAKE his SON AUTO-LOSE!" :VLA! VUT?: "It's TRUE!" "BATTLE used END!" "JARJARBINKS wins!" :VLA?VLA?VLA?!?!?!?!?!?!: 04-20-03 TORTUREMENT CHAMP BATTLE
"NARRATOR CONGRADULATES both who MADE it THIS FAR!" "NARRATOR says that WEBMASTER rpGamer WOULD LIKE to SAY a FEW WORDS!" "rpGamer: Hello everyone, and congradulations to Cinnagoo and Jar Jar Binks. You two are the two best trainers in Flare Version right now. But soon the story of the first Tortuement will unfold... soon... There will be one victor, and one more loser. Which one of you are better is still yet undesided, but this battle will choose which trainer of Flare Version is truely the best. Thank you to all the Flare Version trainers that participated in the torturement, and let the battle begin!" ;Everyone knows that I will win. There's no question.; :(How are you so sure with yourself? Remember, I too made it this far. But now this is it. We will see which one of us is truely better.) ;So let it start.. the fued!; "BATTLE used BEGIN!"
;I'll start with my usual starter, GOOO! TOON SUMMONED SKUL!!!!; "CINNAGOO sent out TOONSKULL!" :(No surprises, go Ghost!): "rpGamer: I think It would be fun to make this a deathmatch. That means that its just Ghost Verse Toon Summoned Skull. That will make it alot quicker so I can get back to writing Plot Battles." :(So be it, Almight rpGamer.): ;Fine, I'll tear you apart!; "rpGamer: Oh! ~~~ The tension! I just love it!" ;Use your LADEDADEDADA attack!; "TOONSKULL used LADEDADEDADA!" "It's super effective!" :(Damn, that's right! Toon Skull is Dark!): :(Alright, bounce back with Double kick!): "GHOST used DOUBLEKICK!" "It's super effective!" "It's super effective!" "TOONSKULL fainted!" ;That is so cheap! So so cheap! No way! Death Matchs are sooooo not fair!; "rpGamer: Your problem, not mine. Now with the power vested in me, all losers gain 1 loss, and Jar Jar Binks gains a win and a nifty [CHAMP!#1] to put at the end of his name. Congradulations!" ;No! No! NOOOOOO!; :(Yes, yes yes, baby.): "BATTLE used END!" "Narrortive Text" ;First competitor; :2nd competitor: |