Huckleberry finn by Mark Twain

spend it for something to eat, and give me some, because it was all the

money I had, and I hadn't had nothing to eat since yesterday. He never

said nothing. The next minute he whirls on me and says:

that!"
"How can he blow? Hain't he run off?"

gone."
"SOLD him?" I says, and begun to cry; "why, he was MY nigger, and that

was my money. Where is he?--I want my nigger."
"Well, you can't GET your nigger, that's all--so dry up your blubbering.

Looky here--do you think YOU'D venture to blow on us? Blamed if I think

I'd trust you. Why, if you WAS to blow on us--"
He stopped, but I never see the duke look so ugly out of his eyes before.

I went on a-whimpering, and says:

I got to turn out and find my nigger."

his arm, thinking, and wrinkling up his forehead. At last he says:

promise you won't blow, and won't let the nigger blow, I'll tell you

where to find him."
So I promised, and he says:
"A farmer by the name of Silas Ph--" and then he stopped. You see, he

started to tell me the truth; but when he stopped that way, and begun to

study and think again, I reckoned he was changing his mind. And so he

was. He wouldn't trust me; he wanted to make sure of having me out of the

way the whole three days. So pretty soon he says:
"The man that bought him is named Abram Foster--Abram G. Foster--and he

lives forty mile back here in the country, on the road to Lafayette."

very afternoon."

neither, nor do any gabbling by the way. Just keep a tight tongue in

your head and move right along, and then you won't get into trouble with

US, d'ye hear?"

to be left free to work my plans.

to. Maybe you can get him to believe that Jim IS your nigger--some idiots

don't require documents--leastways I've heard there's such down South

here. And when you tell him the handbill and the reward's bogus, maybe

he'll believe you when you explain to him what the idea was for getting

'em out. Go 'long now, and tell him anything you want to; but mind you

don't work your jaw any BETWEEN here and there."
So I left, and struck for the back country. I didn't look around, but I

kinder felt like he was watching me. But I knowed I could tire him out

at that. I went straight out in the country as much as a mile before I

stopped; then I doubled back through the woods towards Phelps'. I

reckoned I better start in on my plan straight off without fooling

around, because I wanted to stop Jim's mouth till these fellows could get

away. I didn't want no trouble with their kind. I'd seen all I wanted

to of them, and wanted to get entirely shut of them.

CHAPTER XXXII.
WHEN I got there it was all still and Sunday-like, and hot and sunshiny;

the hands was gone to the fields; and there was them kind of faint

dronings of bugs and flies in the air that makes it seem so lonesome and

like everybody's dead and gone; and if a breeze fans along and quivers

the leaves it makes you feel mournful, because you feel like it's spirits

whispering--spirits that's been dead ever so many years--and you always

think they're talking about YOU. As a general thing it makes a body wish

HE was dead, too, and done with it all.

all look alike. A rail fence round a two-acre yard; a stile made out of

logs sawed off and up-ended in steps, like barrels of a different length,

to climb over the fence with, and for the women to stand on when they are

going to jump on to a horse; some sickly grass-patches in the big yard,

but mostly it was bare and smooth, like an old hat with the nap rubbed

off; big double log-house for the white folks--hewed logs, with the

chinks stopped up with mud or mortar, and these mud-stripes been

whitewashed some time or another; round-log kitchen, with a big broad,

open but roofed passage joining it to the house; log smoke-house back of

the kitchen; three little log nigger-cabins in a row t'other side the

smoke-house; one little hut all by itself away down against the back

fence, and some outbuildings down a piece the other side; ash-hopper and

big kettle to bile soap in by the little hut; bench by the kitchen door,

with bucket of water and a gourd; hound asleep there in the sun; more

hounds asleep round about; about three shade trees away off in a corner;

some currant bushes and gooseberry bushes in one place by the fence;

outside of the fence a garden and a watermelon patch; then the cotton

fields begins, and after the fields the woods.
I went around and clumb over the back stile by the ash-hopper, and

started for the kitchen. When I got a little ways I heard the dim hum of

a spinning-wheel wailing along up and sinking along down again; and then

I knowed for certain I wished I was dead--for that IS the lonesomest

sound in the whole world.
I went right along, not fixing up any particular plan, but just trusting

to Providence to put the right words in my mouth when the time come; for

I'd noticed that Providence always did put the right words in my mouth if

I left it alone.

me, and of course I stopped and faced them, and kept still. And such

another powwow as they made! In a quarter of a minute I was a kind of a

hub of a wheel, as you may say--spokes made out of dogs--circle of

fifteen of them packed together around me, with their necks and noses

stretched up towards me, a-barking and howling; and more a-coming; you

could see them sailing over fences and around corners from everywheres.
A nigger woman come tearing out of the kitchen with a rolling-pin in her

hand, singing out, "Begone YOU Tige! you Spot! begone sah!" and she

fetched first one and then another of them a clip and sent them howling,

and then the rest followed; and the next second half of them come back,

wagging their tails around me, and making friends with me. There ain't

no harm in a hound, nohow.

boys without anything on but tow-linen shirts, and they hung on to their

mother's gown, and peeped out from behind her at me, bashful, the way

they always do. And here comes the white woman running from the house,

about forty-five or fifty year old, bareheaded, and her spinning-stick in

her hand; and behind her comes her little white children, acting the same

way the little niggers was going. She was smiling all over so she could

hardly stand--and says:

shook and shook; and the tears come in her eyes, and run down over; and

she couldn't seem to hug and shake enough, and kept saying, "You don't

look as much like your mother as I reckoned you would; but law sakes, I

don't care for that, I'm so glad to see you! Dear, dear, it does seem

like I could eat you up! Children, it's your cousin Tom!--tell him

howdy."
But they ducked their heads, and put their fingers in their mouths, and

hid behind her. So she run on:

your breakfast on the boat?"

leading me by the hand, and the children tagging after. When we got

there she set me down in a split-bottomed chair, and set herself down on

a little low stool in front of me, holding both of my hands, and says:

it a many and a many a time, all these long years, and it's come at last!

We been expecting you a couple of days and more. What kep' you?--boat

get aground?"

would be coming up the river or down. But I go a good deal on instinct;

and my instinct said she would be coming up--from down towards Orleans.

That didn't help me much, though; for I didn't know the names of bars

down that way. I see I'd got to invent a bar, or forget the name of the

one we got aground on--or--Now I struck an idea, and fetched it out:

blowed out a cylinder-head."

last Christmas your uncle Silas was coming up from Newrleans on the old

Lally Rook, and she blowed out a cylinder-head and crippled a man. And I

think he died afterwards. He was a Baptist. Your uncle Silas knowed a

family in Baton Rouge that knowed his people very well. Yes, I remember

now, he DID die. Mortification set in, and they had to amputate him.

But it didn't save him. Yes, it was mortification--that was it. He

turned blue all over, and died in the hope of a glorious resurrection.

They say he was a sight to look at. Your uncle's been up to the town

every day to fetch you. And he's gone again, not more'n an hour ago;

he'll be back any minute now. You must a met him on the road, didn't

you?--oldish man, with a--"

and I left my baggage on the wharf-boat and went looking around the town

and out a piece in the country, to put in the time and not get here too

soon; and so I come down the back way."

to eat before I went ashore; so he took me in the texas to the officers'

lunch, and give me all I wanted."
I was getting so uneasy I couldn't listen good. I had my mind on the

children all the time; I wanted to get them out to one side and pump them

a little, and find out who I was. But I couldn't get no show, Mrs.

Phelps kept it up and run on so. Pretty soon she made the cold chills

streak all down my back, because she says:
"But here we're a-running on this way, and you hain't told me a word

about Sis, nor any of them. Now I'll rest my works a little, and you

start up yourn; just tell me EVERYTHING--tell me all about 'm all every

one of 'm; and how they are, and what they're doing, and what they told

you to tell me; and every last thing you can think of."
Well, I see I was up a stump--and up it good. Providence had stood by me

this fur all right, but I was hard and tight aground now. I see it

warn't a bit of use to try to go ahead--I'd got to throw up my hand. So

I says to myself, here's another place where I got to resk the truth. I

opened my mouth to begin; but she grabbed me and hustled me in behind the

bed, and says:

be seen now. Don't you let on you're here. I'll play a joke on him.

Children, don't you say a word."
I see I was in a fix now. But it warn't no use to worry; there warn't

nothing to do but just hold still, and try and be ready to stand from

under when the lightning struck.
I had just one little glimpse of the old gentleman when he come in; then

the bed hid him. Mrs. Phelps she jumps for him, and says:

him?"
"I can't imagine," says the old gentleman; "and I must say it makes me

dreadful uneasy."
"Uneasy!" she says; "I'm ready to go distracted! He MUST a come; and

you've missed him along the road. I KNOW it's so--something tells me

so."
"Why, Sally, I COULDN'T miss him along the road--YOU know that."
"But oh, dear, dear, what WILL Sis say! He must a come! You must a

missed him. He--"

what in the world to make of it. I'm at my wit's end, and I don't mind

acknowledging 't I'm right down scared. But there's no hope that he's

come; for he COULDN'T come and me miss him. Sally, it's terrible--just

terrible--something's happened to the boat, sure!"
"Why, Silas! Look yonder!--up the road!--ain't that somebody coming?"
He sprung to the window at the head of the bed, and that give Mrs. Phelps

the chance she wanted. She stooped down quick at the foot of the bed and

give me a pull, and out I come; and when he turned back from the window

there she stood, a-beaming and a-smiling like a house afire, and I

standing pretty meek and sweaty alongside. The old gentleman stared, and

says:
"Why, who's that?"

swap knives; the old man grabbed me by the hand and shook, and kept on

shaking; and all the time how the woman did dance around and laugh and

cry; and then how they both did fire off questions about Sid, and Mary,

and the rest of the tribe.
But if they was joyful, it warn't nothing to what I was; for it was like

being born again, I was so glad to find out who I was. Well, they froze

to me for two hours; and at last, when my chin was so tired it couldn't

hardly go any more, I had told them more about my family--I mean the

Sawyer family--than ever happened to any six Sawyer families. And I

explained all about how we blowed out a cylinder-head at the mouth of

White River, and it took us three days to fix it. Which was all right,

and worked first-rate; because THEY didn't know but what it would take

three days to fix it. If I'd a called it a bolthead it would a done just

as well.
Now I was feeling pretty comfortable all down one side, and pretty

uncomfortable all up the other. Being Tom Sawyer was easy and

comfortable, and it stayed easy and comfortable till by and by I hear a

steamboat coughing along down the river. Then I says to myself, s'pose

Tom Sawyer comes down on that boat? And s'pose he steps in here any

minute, and sings out my name before I can throw him a wink to keep

quiet?
Well, I couldn't HAVE it that way; it wouldn't do at all. I must go up

the road and waylay him. So I told the folks I reckoned I would go up to

the town and fetch down my baggage. The old gentleman was for going

along with me, but I said no, I could drive the horse myself, and I

druther he wouldn't take no trouble about me.

CHAPTER XXXIII.
SO I started for town in the wagon, and when I was half-way I see a wagon

coming, and sure enough it was Tom Sawyer, and I stopped and waited till

he come along. I says "Hold on!" and it stopped alongside, and his mouth

opened up like a trunk, and stayed so; and he swallowed two or three

times like a person that's got a dry throat, and then says:
"I hain't ever done you no harm. You know that. So, then, what you want

to come back and ha'nt ME for?"

satisfied yet. He says:

you ain't a ghost?"

somehow seem to understand it no way. Looky here, warn't you ever

murdered AT ALL?"
"No. I warn't ever murdered at all--I played it on them. You come in

here and feel of me if you don't believe me."

he didn't know what to do. And he wanted to know all about it right off,

because it was a grand adventure, and mysterious, and so it hit him where

he lived. But I said, leave it alone till by and by; and told his driver

to wait, and we drove off a little piece, and I told him the kind of a

fix I was in, and what did he reckon we better do? He said, let him

alone a minute, and don't disturb him. So he thought and thought, and

pretty soon he says:

it's your'n; and you turn back and fool along slow, so as to get to the

house about the time you ought to; and I'll go towards town a piece, and

take a fresh start, and get there a quarter or a half an hour after you;

and you needn't let on to know me at first."
I says:
"All right; but wait a minute. There's one more thing--a thing that

NOBODY don't know but me. And that is, there's a nigger here that I'm

a-trying to steal out of slavery, and his name is JIM--old Miss Watson's

Jim."
He says:

what if it is? I'm low down; and I'm a-going to steal him, and I want

you keep mum and not let on. Will you?"
His eye lit up, and he says:
"I'll HELP you steal him!"
Well, I let go all holts then, like I was shot. It was the most

astonishing speech I ever heard--and I'm bound to say Tom Sawyer fell

considerable in my estimation. Only I couldn't believe it. Tom Sawyer a

NIGGER-STEALER!

about a runaway nigger, don't forget to remember that YOU don't know

nothing about him, and I don't know nothing about him."
Then we took the trunk and put it in my wagon, and he drove off his way

and I drove mine. But of course I forgot all about driving slow on

accounts of being glad and full of thinking; so I got home a heap too

quick for that length of a trip. The old gentleman was at the door, and

he says:
"Why, this is wonderful! Whoever would a thought it was in that mare to

do it? I wish we'd a timed her. And she hain't sweated a hair--not a

hair. It's wonderful. Why, I wouldn't take a hundred dollars for that

horse now--I wouldn't, honest; and yet I'd a sold her for fifteen

before, and thought 'twas all she was worth."
That's all he said. He was the innocentest, best old soul I ever see.

But it warn't surprising; because he warn't only just a farmer, he was a

preacher, too, and had a little one-horse log church down back of the

plantation, which he built it himself at his own expense, for a church

and schoolhouse, and never charged nothing for his preaching, and it was

worth it, too. There was plenty other farmer-preachers like that, and

done the same way, down South.
In about half an hour Tom's wagon drove up to the front stile, and Aunt

Sally she see it through the window, because it was only about fifty

yards, and says:
"Why, there's somebody come! I wonder who 'tis? Why, I do believe it's

a stranger. Jimmy" (that's one of the children) "run and tell Lize to

put on another plate for dinner."
Everybody made a rush for the front door, because, of course, a stranger

don't come EVERY year, and so he lays over the yaller-fever, for

interest, when he does come. Tom was over the stile and starting for the

house; the wagon was spinning up the road for the village, and we was all

bunched in the front door. Tom had his store clothes on, and an

audience--and that was always nuts for Tom Sawyer. In them circumstances

it warn't no trouble to him to throw in an amount of style that was

suitable. He warn't a boy to meeky along up that yard like a sheep; no,

he come ca'm and important, like the ram. When he got a-front of us he

lifts his hat ever so gracious and dainty, like it was the lid of a box

that had butterflies asleep in it and he didn't want to disturb them, and

says:
"Mr. Archibald Nichols, I presume?"

has deceived you; Nichols's place is down a matter of three mile more.

Come in, come in."
Tom he took a look back over his shoulder, and says, "Too late--he's out

of sight."

us; and then we'll hitch up and take you down to Nichols's."

--I don't mind the distance."

Come right in."

the world. You must stay. It's a long, dusty three mile, and we can't

let you walk. And, besides, I've already told 'em to put on another

plate when I see you coming; so you mustn't disappoint us. Come right in

and make yourself at home."
So Tom he thanked them very hearty and handsome, and let himself be

persuaded, and come in; and when he was in he said he was a stranger from

Hicksville, Ohio, and his name was William Thompson--and he made another

bow.
Well, he run on, and on, and on, making up stuff about Hicksville and

everybody in it he could invent, and I getting a little nervious, and

wondering how this was going to help me out of my scrape; and at last,

still talking along, he reached over and kissed Aunt Sally right on the

mouth, and then settled back again in his chair comfortable, and was

going on talking; but she jumped up and wiped it off with the back of her

hand, and says:

and--Say, what do you mean by kissing me?"