|Roman Idol-The Show
(OCTAVIAN WALKS on the stage JERKING while saying AYEEEEE!!!!)
OCTAVIAN: Hello my people of Rome. How are you doing tonight?(AUDIENCE SCREAMS OUT IN EXCITEMENT) How have you been?
CONSTANTINE: Good! I have a new album coming out soon.
OCTAVIAN: Really, what is it called?
CONSTANTINE: It's called "Coming Out Of The Closet." It shows people they can express themselves in many different ways.
OCTAVIAN: That's magnificent! I'll be sure to buy it. By the way what song do you think everyone will like the most?
CONSTANTINE: Ummm... I think they would enjoy "Three Little Birds" This is a song that you can express yourself. It shows you can be who you want to be.
OCTAVIAN: Great, would you mind singing to us?
CONSTANTINE: Sure, why not?
CONSTANTINE WALKS UP ON STAGE
CONSTANTINE SINGS a traditional Roman song "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley
NERO SHOOTS CONSTANTINE WITH A BOW AND ARROW. THE AUDIENCE GETS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL.
OCTAVIAN: There you have it. A great show with gruesome endings for some. We will all miss Constantine.How about watching what our guest artist, Marc Antony had to say to the contestants about their performances.(QUIETER OFF CAMERA) Can we get someone to sweep his boddy off the stage?!(VIDEO STARTS WITH MARC ANTONY STANDING IN FRONT OF A PIANO AT HIS MANSION)(OCTAVIA WALKS IN)
MARC ANTONY: Octavia! You were okay, to tell you the truth. Your voice was flat and the song you chose wasn't good for you. I wouldn't be surprised if you were in the bottom three.
OCTAVIA: Well, all the other judges said I was great.(OCTAVIA LEAVES)(CLEOPATRA ENTERS)
MARC ANTONY: Cleopatra!! You were great no questions asked. You had the best song and your voice is fantastic!
OCTAVIA: You only said that because left me for her!
CLEOPATRA: Thank you so much. Those mean judges always put me down, but not Octavia.(CLEOPATRA LEAVES)(NERO ENTERS)
MARC ANTONY: Nero, how do I put it... That was horrible! With all that money and power can't you afford singing lessons. Like, seriously, it sounded like a cat was dying.
NERO: Well, I need to cut some heads off, literally. Trust me, my singing is great. Even the judges are jealous. That's why they say I'm bad at singing. Just cause I was born with my great voice, alot of people are jealous. It's my own personal curse.
MARC ANTONY MOVES BACKSTAGE TO TALK TO THE IDOLS ELIMINATED
(AGRIPPINA IS SINGING)(MUSIC: The Climb by Miley Cyrus)
BRUTUS: (TO HIMSELF) Wow, she is good. I will have to kill her, Claudius, Messalina, Octavia, Cleopatra and Nero. Yes, that's what I must do. (AS AGRIPPINA FINISHES HER SONG, BRUTUS GIVES AGRIPPINA A MEAN LOOK)
AGRIPPINA: (TO HERSELF) I hope I didn't anger Brutus. (AGRIPPINA WALKS BACKSTAGE TO TALK TO MESSALINA AND CLAUDIUS) Have you seen Brutus?
MESSALINA: Yes, he rushed out the door.
CLAUDIUS: Yeah, he had a mean, dirty look on his face.
MESSALINA: What did you do to him?
AGRIPPINA: I didn't do anything. I think it was the song. He just got jealous.
CLAUDIUS: Well, maybe.
MESSALINA: Let's go see what he is up to. (THE THREE OF THEM FOLLOW BRUTUS OUTSIDE)
CLAUDIUS: I'm going to check in this alleyway. (CLAUDIUS GOES INTO THE DARK ALLEYWAY AND BRUTUS JUMPS OUT OF THE DUMPSTER AND CHOPS CLAUDIUS' HEAD OFF)
MESSALINA: Agrippina, I 'm going to check on Claudius. (SHE GOES TO THE ALLEY, SEES BLOODY FOOTSTEPS AND FINDS CLAUDIUS' HEAD. SHE HEARS MARCHING AND REALIZES IT IS SOLDIERS. SHE TRIES TO RUN AND GETS HIT AND DIES.)
AGRIPPINA: Messalina!!! Claudius, are you guys okay(BRUTUS WALKS UP TO HER WITH A BOX OF CHOCOLATES) What did you do to Claudius and Messalina?
BRUTUS: I didn't do anything. Here is a box of chocolates for you. (AGRIPPINA EATS SOME OF THE CHOCOLATES) Goodbye! (BRUTUS PULLS ROPE AND AN AX FALLS OUT OF THE WALL AND HITS AGRIPPINA) Ha Ha Ha. I'm destined to win now. (NERO COMES OUT OF NOWHERE)
NERO: Ha, HA, HA! That was brilliant Brutus!
BRUTUS: What are you talking about?
NERO: Don't be playing games with me. You know what you did.
BRUTUS: If you tell anyone, I'll kill you too.
NERO: (AS IF HE HAS FORGOTTEN) It's like it never even happened. (NERO WALKS AWAY CHUCKLING TO HIMSELF)(BRUTUS LOOKS AT HIM SUSPICIOUSLY)(NEXT DAY BRUTUS IS FOUND DEAD WITH A HALF BITTEN CHOCOLATE IN HIS HAND)
OCTAVIAN: Welcome back to Roman Idol! Last time you voted on your top finalists! We will show the results after their performances tonight. But, before that, we shall introduce our judges. We have Julius Caesar(APPLAUSE)! Cecilia(APPLAUSE)! and HANNIBAL(APPLAUSE)! Can we have a few words from our judges?
JULIUS CAESAR: Thank you, Octavian. I just wanted to say, good luck and for them to try their best in their perfomances.
OCTAVIAN: How about you Cecilia.
CECILIA: Yes, I agree with Julius. I would also like them to try their best, too. And one more thing...don't screw up, cause if you do you'll go(SHE MAKES THE THUMBS DOWN SIGNAL WITH A FART NOISE).
OCTAVIAN: And you Hannibal?
HANNIBAL: To tell you the truth, Octavian, I don't really care, I just want to get this over with.
OCTAVIAN: Woah, that was real harsh don't you think? Well, since we're done with that. A few more words from our top finalists. Here they are, Nero, Cleopatra and Octavia!(APPLAUSE FROM AUDIENCE) Would our top contestants like to say something?
NERO: I would like to thank everyone who voted and just to let all of Rome know that I'm proud to be on Roman Idol. Thank you all!
CLEOPATRA: Umm, I think we all loved that comment but we all know who is going to really win. Am I right?(APPLAUSE FROM AUDIENCE)
OCTAVIA: Man, Cleopatra's conceited but anyways(AUDIENCE OOOOs)... I'm so proud to be on ROman Idol and be a part of this family. Thank you for voting and I think that we all hope you enjoy our performances. We have received a lot of votes from all of you.
OCTAVIAN: And now time for the performances. Presenting Nero
(NERO PERFORMS HIS SONG)
OCTAVIAN: Great job! IF you want to vote for Nero, send in your tablets to 72201. And now I hope you are ready for the great, magnificent, wonderful Cleopatraaaaa!!!
(CLEOPATRA PERFORMS HER SONG)
OCTAVIAN: Wasn't that genius!(AUDIENCE GOES CRAZY) If you would like to vote for Cleopatra, send your tablets to 72202. It is time for the sweetest woman in our Roman Idol family. Presenting Octavia...(AUDIENCE SCREAMS)
(OCTAVIA PERFORMS HER SONG)
OCTAVIAN: That was the most heartwarming song I have ever heard. (OCTAVIAN BEGINS TO CRY) If you would like to vote for Octavia please send your tablets to 72203. Thank you guys for these great performance. We all hope you guys at home pick our next Roman Idol.
OCTAVIAN: And now we will present the person you voted off...after this commercial break.
WIFE: It's so cold over here
HUSBAND: Yeah I know. Well at least I have a Coca-Cola.
WIFE: Well that's good but it just slipped out of your hand and went down the hill.
HUSBAND: Dang it. It rolled over to those penguins over there. Oh no, they are drinking it. That's it, get over here you penguins. AHHHHHHHHHH
(A FEW SECONDS LATER)
OCTAVIAN: Welcome back to Roman Idol! We last ended up showing our performances and now it's time for elimination! (MUSIC: DUH DUH DUH) (RED LIGHT ON STAGE)(DIM THE LIGHTS)
OCTAVIAN: Please step forward, Nero. Nero, last night our fans voted.(OCTAVIAN PUTS A HAND ON NERO'S SHOULDER) Nero, I'm sorry but you have been eliminated. Your road has ended.
OCTAVIAN: Cleopatra and Octavia, please step forward. Before telling our audience who has lost. Please give us a comment on who you think will be eliminated.
OCTAVIA: Um well, I truly believe that I might go home, since Marc Antony said that I had a flat voice in my performance and I thought that ruined my chances to win.
CLEOPATRA: Oh don't be so modest, even though it's true. I love my fans and I hope I win. Which I know I will. (OCTAVIA ROLLS HER EYES)
OCTAVIAN: Well, Octavia, thank you for your words. We all know who is going to win. Octavia...please pack your bags...cause...you are going to Mount Olympus. Which means, Cleopatra...you are going home.(AUDIENCE GOES AWWW BUT CLAPS WILDLY AS WELL) (CLEOPATRA'S FACE GETS RED AND SHE SCREAMS OUT LOUD)
OCTAVIA: Oh my goodness!!! I had no idea. Thank you so much. I am so excited!
OCTAVIAN: That's it your a winner, OCTAVIA!!! Thank you all for voting and see you next year on...Roman Idol.
OCTAVIAN: BRITTNEY, ROGER, JONATHAN, CHRISTIAN
MARC ANTONY: JONATHAN
OCTAVIA: BRITTNEE, KARLIE, AMIAH
CLEOPATRA: ROSLYN, AMIAH
NERO: RAMIRO, ENRIQUE
AGRIPPINA: SONYA, AMIAH