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FLARE VERSION Fighting for Justice… or something more..? Written By: rpGamer Http://www.pokebattles.com/ “NARRITIVE TEXT” !!!GOD!!!
Latest Battle: Battle # 73Battle #73, A look at the rivals Location: Lillycove City Player: SPECIALVIKKS [record: 8-10-1]
“CINNAGOO wakes up!” We’re alive… Wonder where that bastard Yami James went. “PIZZAMAN: Oh dear me! All of our items and gold are missing!” What?! That bastard stole our stuff! It is up to us to get it back! “PIZZAMAN: Are you sure this is wise?” “CINNAGOO: Of course, you stupid idot! We can take on these bums again!” Hmm, but Pizzaman has a compelling point. We should train before we attempt to confront him. I mean its not like we don’t know where he is… “YAMIJAMES (Within Mall): Hello sweet thing. Wanna hook up?” “PUNCH is heard from inside!” “MAN (Within Mall): You stupid bastard! Never talk to me again!”
“Enemy HEART wants to fight!” “Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight!” “Ally CINNAGOO wants to fight!” My heart… you will die a horrible death..! “Enemy HEART sent out POLICEDOG!” “Ally PIZZAMAN sent out SAUSAGEPIZZA!” “Ally CINNAGOO sent out RALTS!”
“HEART: This battle seems.. a bit uneven. Time to even the playing field! Now, Police dog, use that techique I taught you…” Whats this..? “POLICEDOG used DE-HEART!” “What? POLICEDOG is losing his HEART!” Uh-oh… “DOGHEART was born!” This cant be good. “Enemy DOGHEART used BLOOD SQUIRT!” “BLOOD was SQUIRTED in Ally RALTS’ eyes!” “Enemy POLICEDOG used BITE!” “Ally RALTS fainted!” No way! That Ralts was level 100! “CINNAGOO: Dammit! Go Toonskull! “Ally CINNAGOO sent out TOONSKULL!” Now, use Hyrdo pump on that Doggie heart! “WARTURTLE used HYRDO PUMP!” “WARTURTLE is PUMP’N the HYDROS!” What?! That doesn’t even make sense, Narrator! “WELL I COULDN’T THINK OF A DIFFERENT PUN!” Well, not to brag, but how about, ‘Critical hit!’ or ‘Super effective’ or maybe even ‘Enemy DOGHERAT fainted!’ “NARRATOR doesn’t find you FUNNY!” Errr… sorry Oh great one. Never again, I promise. “BETTER KEEP that PROMICE!” -Gulp- “TOONSKULL used LAUGHATTACK!” Great… “It’s super effective!” On which? “DOGHEART!” That still doesn’t make sense! It doesn’t have EARS!” “What did the NARRATOR say before?!” …Sorry. “Enemy DOGHEART fainted!” “Ally SAUSAGEPIZZA used GROWL!” “It’s super effective!”
“You were HIT with a LIGHTNING BOLT!” Yeeeouch! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! “Enemy POLICEDOG fainted!” “HEART: Most interesting display of moves, minus you of course, Vikks!” HEY! “HEART: Well, you didn’t get a single K.O.!” Just come fight me now you bastard! “HEART: I’ve love to, but I think I’m going to heal my Pokemon at the Pokemon Center!” Alright… “HEART: I stand defeated.” Ok, so go heal. “HEART: I stand defeated.” Don’t stand… go heal. “HEART: I stand defeated.” Godamit! Why do NPCs not go heal and stand there saying the same thing over and over? “BECAUSE GOD HATES YOU!” I knew it… “NARRATOR is GOD! ^_^” Sure you are. Anyways… “HEART: I stand defeated.” Hmmmm… Well mines well go see what Yami James is up too… “PIZZMAN and CINNAGOO: Agreed!” “BATTLE used END!” Flare Version Season 1: Kanto Plot BATTLE #1, NEW START Location: OUTSIDE OAK's LAB Player: RIKKS [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: CHARMANDER) “VIKKS: Come on, RIKKS I'll take you on!” Ok... I'll guess I have to use the Charmander I got from PROF. OAK to beat you! “Go! CHARMANDER!” “VIKKS sent out SQUIRTLE!” “Enemy SQUIRTLE used SQUIRT!” “Enemy SQUIRTLE SQUIRTS ONION JUICE at YOU!” That is... odd... Charmander, use your attack! “CHARMANDER used ATTACK!”
Darn...
“It's a one hit KO!” Wa?
“Enemy Squirtle fainted!” Yay! That was easy! “CHARMANDER gained -8000 EXP!” NEGITIVE EXP? “CHARMANDER decreased to LEVEL –5” WHAT? He went down TEN levels?! BY WINNING?! I don't like this version very much... “What? CHARMANDER is devolving!” This cannot be good... “CHARMANDER devolved into CHARCOAL!” Ahh!!! It's just... a black... rock! Noooo!!! “NO! RIKKS cannot READ! IT is indeed CHARCOAL!” Dang this.... “DANG used THIS! DANG says it is THIS!” Uhh.. no.... “DANG... Oh well...”
GREAT! NOW I CAN CATCH A POKEMON! GoOoOoOoOoOo, CHARMAN-- err... CHARCOAL! “The enemy is a evil man who ruined the good name of PC's get'm, CHARCOAL!”
Noooo!
“CHARCOAL hurt itself in it's confusion!” Dang it.... “Enemy BILLGATESAMON used X-BOX! Giant BOX with an X on it appeared!” Umm... ok... “BILLGATESAMON withdrew BILLGATESAMON! BILLGATESAMON sent out X-BOX!” Hurry, before it can attack, used CHARDUST! “CHARCOAL used CHARDUST! Enemy X-BOX is Dust. Enemy X-BOX fainted!”
Finally... positive EXP... “BILLGATESAMON sent out BILLGATESAMON”
Ok, then come back CHARCOAL! I'll kill you...myself! “Come back, CHARCOAL!”
I'll punch! “RIKKS used PUNCH!”
Owww... I meant punch Bill Gates! “BILLGATESAMON! Not BILLGATES!” Ok... whatever! “BILLGATESAMON used MS DOS! BILLGATESAMON confused itself!” Oh, goodie! “BILLGATESAMON fainted in its confusion!”
I am?
“RIKKS evolved into RIKKSALOT!” Great...
“You caught a BILLGATESAMON and a X-BOX!” “Give a NICKNAME to the Pokemon you just caught?” Yes.. BILLGATESAMON is too long... Change it to just Bill Gates! “BILLGATESAMON was renamed BILLGATES!” Good... I win! "BATTLE used END" “NARRITIVE TEXT” Person's text BATTLE #2, RIVAL'S TRAINING Location: NORTH OF VIRIDIAN CITY Player: VIKKS [record: 0-1-0] (Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE) Dang it! I can't belive that Rikks beat me! "VIKKS is a SORE LOSER!" Well... I can't brake my promise now! I will fight to toughen it up! Hahahahaha! "CHRIS appeared!" Woh, is that a Pokemon, or what? I'll just use my Pokedex here... "POKeDEX: This is a famous Trainer who acts like a Pokemon in many ways." Ok... I want to fight "..." Why can't I ever start a fight? "CHRIS wants to fight!" See what I mean? "CHRIS sent out HISMOM!" That is... the scariest looking Pokemon I ever saw... Um... Goooo, Squirtle! "Go, SQUIRTLE!" Use your Squirt attack! "SQUIRLTE used SQUIRT! SQUIRLTE SQUIRTED ORANGE JUICE in Enemy HISMOM's EYES!" Yes!
"Enemy HISMOM's RAGE is greatly building!" Oh no...
"Enemy HISMOM used SING!" Nooo! Don't put SQUIRTLE to sleep! "SQUIRLTE fainted of a HORRIBLE SONG! Use next Pokemon?" Dang... I'll fight it myself than! "The enemy's ugly, Get'm VIKKS!" Ok, I'll use my DEVOLVE ATTACK! "NARRATOR didn't KNOW you had THAT ATTACK!" Well I do... did it work?! "VIKKS used DEVOLVE on Enemy HISMOM!"
Ahh... now I'll just finish it off with FURY PUNCH! "VIKKS used FURY PUNCH!"
Wow, that's the most times it ever did... "Enemy HISMOMMY fainted!"
I won!
"VIKKS didn't WIN!" I didn't? "CHRIS has two POKeMON!" Oh...
"CHRIS sent out BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON!" Isn't that a Yu-gi-oh card? "Enemy BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON used WHITE LIGHTNING!" Uh-oh...
"VIKKS fainted." "YUGI appeared. YUGI sent out DARKMAGICIAN!" Hey, Yugi, ya know, could ya help me? "YUGI says SURE!"
Darn...
"VIKKS is FAINTED! HE shouldn't be TALKING!" oh...
Player: YUGI [No record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: DARKMAGICIAN, SUMMONEDSKULL, GAIAKNIGHT, KURIBO) How could DARK MAGIC ATTACK fail? Darn... "Enemy BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON used WHITE LIGHTNING!"
Ahh... I'm out of here! "YUGI ran away!"
I did?! Go back! "ITS too LATE! DARKMAGICIAN was caught by CHRIS!" Nooo....
Player: CHRIS [record: 2-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: DARKMAGICIAN, BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON, HISMOMMY) Hahaha... with my lineup, I'm invincible! "YOU are not INVINCEABLE!" Well... soon I will be... soon I will! "GATEGAURDIAN appeared!" Ahhhh!!!! "CHRIS ran away!"
BATTLE #3, FIND BROCK! Location: PEWTER CITY Player: RIKKSALOT [2-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: CHARCOAL, X-BOX, BILLGATES) Hmm... Well... It looks like a fine day in Pewter City... Well I better get on to the gym. The one in Viridian was locked, so hopefully this one isn't. "RIKKSALOT got on the BIKE!"
Ok... Now to open the door... "RIKKSALOT used OPEN!"
How does a door 'faint?' "NO IDEA!"
Bah, whatever... Now to walk into the gym... "HIKER appeared!" Nooo! Blast these dang other trainers in gyms! "HIKER says it is the only one and should use 'trainers' as a plural word!" Whatever... Gooo! Bill Gates! "OAK: RIKKSALOT! It's not the time to use that!" Why not? Oh... the HIKER didnt 'want to fight' yet... ok... "HIKER wants to fight!"
Ok! Good! Now can I use BILL GATES? "YES!" Ok... Goooo Bill--- "Go, CHARCOAL!" What? No I wanted to use Bill Gates! "CHARCOAL was on the FRONT of your LINEUP!"
Ugh.. fine... Charcoal use your Char attack! "CHARCOAL uses CHAR! Enemy SANDSHREW was DEMENTED!" Yes! Just like my Charmander! "YES! SANDSHREW morphed into SANDSCREW!"
Umm... CHARCOAL use dust! "CHARCOAL used DUST! Enemy SANDSCREW turned to dust!"
Woh.. it 'died?' I thought Pokemon only fainted... bah... forget it... "HIKER is angry!" What else is new? "HIKER sent out HIKER!" Ok... Charcoal come back! Goooo Bill Gates! "Return, CHARCOAL!"
Ok, use your WINDOWS attack!" "BILLGATES used WINDOWS!"
Ahha good!!! THAT INFERNAL BASTARD BILL GATES IS DEAD! "HIKER died in it's confusion!" Sinse when is HIKER an it? What ever, I win! "BILLGATES was renamed UNDEADGATES!" Nooo... ugh... return... Now to find Brock... "BATTLE #4! BROCK BATTLE!" No! Wait! I want to battle NOW! "YOU must WAIT!"
BATTLE #4, FIRST GYM! Location: PALLET TOWN Player: RIKKSMOM [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: none) Dumm da da da dee... Deee da da da dum! "RIKKSMOM is HUMMING to HERSELF!" Yes I am! "NARRATOR REMINDS RIKKSMOM that RIKKSALOT's first GYM BATTLE will be held in PEWTER soon!" It is? Why... it's only Battle 4! {sniff sniff} My little boy... growing up... "YOU should GO!"
Wow... thank you professor... "RIKKSMOM got BULBASAUR!"
Yes... call it POWDER puff! "THAT name is BAD!" I know, but just name it already! "BULBASAUR was named POWDERPUFF!" "MEANWHILE..." Location: PEWTER CITY GYM
Umm... Hello? Brock? "OLDMAN appeared!" Darn, I thought there was only ONE other trainer in the gym! "OLDMAN says he is GYMLEADER!" You're not Brock... Brock isn't THAT old... "OLDMAN was renamed BROCKSDAD" Oh ya... Brock went with that Ash kid... I forgot about that... "BROCKSDAD wants to fight!"
MOM? What the HECK are you doing here?! "RIKKSMOM said she came to WATCH and that PROF. OAK gave here a BULBASAUR!" Umm... well ok then... "BROCKSDAD sent out GEOCITIES!" WHAT? Isn't that the devolved version of Geodude from the Red Version? "YES!" Oh... Well... Gooooooooo X-B... "Go! CHARCOAL!" Darn... I forgot about that first in lineup thing... oh well... use your dust attack! "Enemy GEOCITIES gets the first MOVE!" Oh...
"Enemy GEOCITIES used WEB PAGE!" "CHARCOAL used the PC! Opened http://www.geocities.com/ and made a website!" Ummm... that's nice... "CHARCOAL created the RUBY VERSION!" Ohh.... in that case... use your RUBY ATTACK! "RUBYVER used RUBY ATTACK!"
WHAT? Noooo... "Enemy Geocities fainted!" YES!
"You got a RUBYVER!" YES! IS THAT A RARE POKeMON? POKeDEX, GO! "POKeDEX used GO!" No... not litterally... "POKeDEX went AWAY!" Darn it! Mom give me yours! "RIKKSMOM gave the POKeDEX!"
Uh oh... RETURN! "RIKKSALOT withdrew RUBYVER" Whew... OK GYMLEADER gimme the BADGE! "You got the WEBSITEBADGE!" Yes!
"VIKKS appeared!" "VIKKS wants to fight..." Ok! Let's go! "...BROKSDAD for the GYM BADGE!" Oh... Well I'll just leave... "RIKKSMOM doesnt know how to get HOME!"
Bah, whatever, join up... "RIKKSMOM joined your party!"
BATTLE 5, CHRIS ENCOUNTER Location: East of Pewter City Player: RIKKSALOT [record: 4-0-0] (Pokemon Lineup: CHARCOAL, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, RUBYVER) "RIKKSALOT is walking EAST!" "CHRIS appeared!" "CHRIS wants to fight!" I accept, errr.. I dunno... "CHRIS says I will FIGHT you no MATTER WHAT! I am a MANIAC!" Yes, we noticed... "CHRIS says if you don't BATTLE, he will KILL your POKeMON!" I will win, easy! "CHRIS sent out HISMOMMY!" Woh, the Pokemon looks just like him! "CHRIS is INSULTED!" Like anyone cares... "RIKKSALOT will AUTO LOSE unless HE sends out a POKeMON!" Gooo... Char--- "X-BOX is now in front of LINEUP!"
X-BOX use X attack! "X-BOX went to an X rated movie!"
Charcoal! "The enemy is the uglyest thing on the planet, Get'm Charcoal!"
Attack CHRIS! "CHARCOAL used ATTACK CHRIS!"
Use your COAL attack! "Enemy DARKMAGICAN got COAL for CHRISTMAS!"
Nooooo!
"YUGI kills Enemy DARKMAGICAN!" "Enemy DARKMAGICAN died!" "CHRIS sent out BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON!" "BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON used ABLITHERATE!" What? I thought his only attack was White Lightning?! "BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON is too STUPID to know THAT!"
"NARRATOR made a MISTAKE!" Huh? "CHARCOAL died!" DAMN IT!!! "Go! UNDEADGATES!" Use Broken Glass! "UNDEADGATES's COMPUTER crashes!" "UNDEADGATE's anger greatly rose!" "Enemy BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON used WHITE LIGHTNING!" "It has no effect on UNDEADGATES!" Use DOS attack! "UNDEADGATES confused itself and BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON!"
Use Broken Glass! "UNDEADGATES is confused!"
Noo!! I don't wanna die! "RIKKSALOT is crying!"
What? c'mon! "RUBYVER said it will make it's next SRIKE on CHRIS later!"
I'll fight you, myself! Ok, I'll use Evolve! "What? RIKKSALOT is evolving!" Into what, into what? "RIKKSALOT evolved into RIKKALONIANKNIGHT!"
Slash!
"CINABON gets FIRST MOVE!" "CINABON used STIKY frosting!" "EXODIA appeared! EXODIA used FAINT ATTACK!" "Enemy CINNABON fainted!" "Ally KURIBOH fainted!" "Ally YUGI fainted!" "RIKKSONIANKNIGHT fainted!" "EXODIA died!" "X-BOX came back!" Great!
"YOU are FAINTED! DO not TALK or you will DIE!" "X-BOX liked the MOVIE!" "X-BOX used POKeBALL!" "RIKKSOIANKIGHT was CAPTURED!" "BATTLE used END!" "MATCH ended in DRAW!"
Battle #7, WEBMASTER rpGamer APPEARENCE Location: Earth Player: Leah [no record yet] (Pokemon Lineup: NINETAILS) Hello, great almighty one. You wanted to see me about something? "WEBMASTER rpGamer says YOU have been BANISHED to FLARE VERSION!" But why? I haven't done anything to deserve that! "WEBMASTER rpGamer says YOU must free RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT to gain PASSAGE back to EARTH!" Soo... basicly you are sending me on a mission? "WEBMASTER rpGamer said BASICLY, but if YOU fail, YOU will NEVER RETURN!" Umm... ok... "LEAH was transported to CERURLIAN CITY in the FLARE VERSION!" Location: Cerulian City "LEAH looks AROUND!" Hmm... everything looks normal... now to find that X-Box guy... "X-BOX appeared!" really? Oh! X-Box! Let RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT go and no harm will be done to you! "X-BOX says he will NEVER give up his ONLY POKeMON!"
They always do... "X-BOX sent out RIKKSOLONIANKNIGHT!"
Poor soul... makes me feel sorry for him... go.. ninetails! "The enemy is a sad freak, get'm, NINETAILS!" NINETAILS, USE FLARE! "NINETAILS used FLARE!"
What?! That cannot be good... "RIKKSALONIANKINGT comes FLYING out of a VOLCANO!"
Oh darn... I made the enemy stronger... |