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is another's . One person's bug is another person's feature. One person's theology is another person's belly laugh. One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him. One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot. One who is in peril thinks with their legs. One's needs are a function of what other people have. Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to bind them. Only a doctor suffers from good health. Only a mediocre person is ever at their best. Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps. Only fools make technology a master instead of a servant. Only God can make a random selection. Only he attempting the absurd can achieve the impossible. Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me. Only in baseball is a self-sacrifice appreciated. Only in your dreams are you really free. Only people born with chimneys are allowed to smoke. Only the hand able to erase can write the truth. Only the lead dog sees the scenery change. Only the lucky find life is two steps forward, one back. Only the mediocre are always at their best. Only the rich have distant relatives. Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher. Only they can conquer who believe they can. Onward and backward! We must look busy. Ooops. My brain just hit another bad sector. Open it up and what have you got: Bibbity, Bobbity BOOOO. Open mouth, insert foot, echo stupidity internationally. Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am. Opinions are like noses, almost everybody has one. Opinions expressed here or there are not necessarily mine Opportunities taken are what makes your future. Opportunity always knock at the least opportune moment. Opportunity knocks once - the neighbors rest of the time. Opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously. Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet. Optimization hinders evolution. Orator: a two minute idea, a two hour vocabulary. Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers. Organic: Church music. Original discoveries, seem so obvious afterwards. Originality is undetected plagiarism. Orthopedists get all the breaks. OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of windows. OS/2: Your Brain - Windows: Your brain on drugs. Ostrich: He runs so fast he leaves his behind behind. Other than it doesn't work, it works fantastic for me. Other than penicillin do you take if you have everything? Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade? - Dan Quayle Other things change, but we start and end with family. Other times, other customs. Our big cities are becoming Third World countries. Our first and last love is self-love. Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near Our life is a trip between two eternities. Our parents ruin our early lives, our children later. Our program, who art in memory, EXE be thy name... Our world: a 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt Out of string space? Try Scotch Tape. Out of the frying pan, into der fire. - The Swedish Chef. Outpatient. A person who has fainted in the waiting room Outside noisy, inside empty. Overdrawn? But I still have checks left. Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans. Pain is a part of all life. Misery is at your option. Pale ink beats a good memory. PANDORA.ZIP Warning! DO NOT unZip this file! Pants: Trousers' country cousins. Paper is always strongest at the perforations. Paranoia is heightened awareness. Paranoia isn't as much fun as it used to be. Paranoia: the feeling that a tagline is about you. PARANOID - One who is really in touch with reality. Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move. Parents: One of the hardships of a minor's life. Parking is such street sorrow. Part-time musicians are semiconductors. Parts is parts. Parts that cannot be assembled in improper order will be. Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Pascal programmers do it with indentations. Pascal: not Wirth a nickel. Passing on curves: What a beauty-contest judge does. Patience is a virtue possessed by few men and no women. Patience: A surfer sitting in Walden Pond. Patriotism is always the last refuge for the scoundrel. Paul Revere was a tattle-tale. Paul said it is better to marry than burn, some wonder. Pay attention! This is the mother of all taglines. PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls. Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world. Pedestrians come in two types: Quick or Dead. Pedestrians: The Quick or the Dead. Pee-Wee's favorite baseball team --> the Expos. Peeking two-eyed through a keyhole takes a narrow mind. Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic. People are the only creatures with the power of laughter. People, by nature, are civic animals. People, not dogs, sell their souls for money or power. People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. People sweat so they won't catch fire when making love. People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. People who have trouble communicating should shut up. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. People who stagnate rather than evolve are almost dead. People will buy anything that's one to a customer. People with dogs are too cowardly to bite for themselves. Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. Perfection is the road, not the destination. Perhaps a radiologist can find something of value in him? Perot/Bush/Quayle: Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan person slow to anger is better than the mighty. Persons reading between the lines do so at their own risk Pessimism never won a battle. Petty crime is the scourge of business today. Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding. Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex Philosophy: A route leading from nowhere to nothing. Physics is experience, arranged in an economical order. Pi are round. Cornbread are square. Piano tuners do it twice a year. Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein. Place all paint in the rear. Leave no stern untoned. Plan to throw one away. You will anyhow. Planned parenthood --- the impossible dream. Play it, again Sam. Please come back to Detroit, we missed you the first time Please do not break character. Please don't feed the typesetter. Please don't unzip here. I'm bashful; I'll probably laugh Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this. Please, forget that, I was just going to start eating. Please let me know if you did not receive this. Please return stewardess to original upright position. Please take my word for it. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is. Poetry is what Milton first saw after he went blind. Poets are rather silent on the subject of cheese. POETS: Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday. Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips. Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn. Police tagline. Do not cross Politeness makes wrinkles smooth. Political correctness isn't. Politicians fly the SST now, and all of us pay later. Politicians profit by confusing theories with conditions. Politics is stealing from the many and giving to the few. Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe. Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart. Politics: When one makes a decision that involves others. Positive thinking: Believe everything positively stinks. Positive: Being mistaken at the top of one's voice. Post-Operative: Fancy title for a letter carrier. Postage not necessary if mailed within the United States. Postmen never die, they just lose their zip. Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Power is an illusion; only stupidity is real. Practice good mirth control, use a conundrum. Practice safe algebra, use brackets. Practiss maks perfict. Pragmatism should never be confused with moderation. Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive. Predestination was doomed from the start. Pregnancy is a side effect of sloppy birth control. Prejudice is the reason of fools. Present technology may permit history to have an end. Preserve the old, but know the new. Press + to see another tagline. Press ++ to continue. Press to load the BBS, or +H for an IQ test. Press all the keys at once to continue... Press any key - i.e. the key with "ANY" on it. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. Press any key... NO!... except that one. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode . Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist. Pretending sleep is the most common birth control device. Prevent computer viruses. Install Trojans! Prevention is better than cure. Price of admission - your premise. Priests do it faithfully with Masses. PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum! Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets. Pro is to con as progress is to Congress. Programmer's Oxymoron: Spare-Time Programmers do it with their fingers. Programmers get overlaid. Programs will expand to fill available memory. Programs will expand to fill available memory Progress is made on alternate Fridays. Promises and performances vary with hopes and fears. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Prosperity makes some friends and many enemies. Prostitute: Someone who sleeps using the Buddy System. Protect your right to arm bears. Protect your right to arm bears Protein: Supportive of young people. Prsentez toujours le devant au monde. Prune: A plum that has seen better days. PS/2 it? PS/on it too. Psst! Your .ZIP file is open. Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd. Psychic Con: You know where and when. Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas. Punctuality is the thief of time. Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel. Purring....the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. Put lawyers on the ethics committee, for balance. Put off procrastinating until a later time. Put on your seatbelts. I'm gonna try something new. Quality is to be found in absolutely everything I due. Quick, I need a tagline, let me steal yours. Quick. Operator. Give me the number for 911. Quick! hand me that solar-powered flashlight. Quick! Make a wish! It has a chance to come true. Quick! Operator! Give me the number for 911! Quick! Say something profound in 45 characters or le. Quien con perros se acuesta con pulgas se levanta. Quien da el pan impone la ley. Quit work and play for once. Quit worrying about your health, it will go away. Quoth the Raven, Eat My Shorts. Racist leaders live off the fatheads of the land. Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours. Radioactive cats have 18 half lives. Radioactive halibut will make fission chips. Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists. Raise your IQ-- eat gifted children. Raising pet electric eels has lots of current popularity. Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument. Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Rational information in arguments not permitted here. Read messages, not taglines. Read the docs? Wow, what a radical concept. Reader not found, please notify tagline. Reading with your eyes closed may help you understand. Real knowledge is to know the extent of your ignorance. Real knowledge is knowing the extent of one's ignorance. Real men *do* cry in real time and real space. Real men write self-modifying code. Real programmers practice safe HEX. Real programmers snort Taster's Choice. Real programmers use punched cards. Real wealth is the kind that can only increase. REAL SysOps disconnect the speakers. Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams. Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency. Reality is for those that can't handle drugs. Reality is something you rise above. Reality is something you must always rise above. Reality is the indefinite enumeration of objects. Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so. Reality stems from the line printer. Reality sure has unknown dimensions. REALITY.SYS corrupted -- Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n]? Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction Reality: Life without alcohol. Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave. Really get stoned, drink wet cement. Really stupid people believe they are intelligent. Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. Recent investments will yield a slight profit. Recognize the signs of spring. Recursion, noun: see recursion. Recycle: For me, for you, for them, and them, and them. Recycle! For us and for them. Red, white, and blue. Three colors that only run forward. Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork. Redundancy is something I can do again and again. Regardless of what you may think, this is not a tagline. Regular or extra crispy, how do you want the environment? Religions change, beer and wine remain. Religious people are wicked, how would they be without? Remember, if you win the rat race, you're still a rat. Remember, it takes two to dance the tango. Remember, it takes two to play peekaboo. Remember, it takes two to share a kiss. Remember, one runner does not make a race. Remember, one shoe cannot be a pair. Remember, one singer is not a duet. Remember that a kick in the butt may equal a step forward Remember that three lefts make a right. Remember, the end never justifies the meanness. Remember, the paper is strongest at the perforations. Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg. Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty? Remember: No matter where you go; there you are. Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on. Repent and return those library books. Repetition is the death of art. Republican rule: The more I get, the better off you are. Repunzel, Repunzel, ... turn on your modem. Reputation: What others are not thinking about you. Resist being put into boxes. Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps. Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired. Responsibility without power is like slavery. Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs. Results may be unpredictable. Retire from Congress in 1992 and pocket campaign funds. Retired teachers have no class at all. Retirement: when you get a certificate of depreciation. Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction. Revenge is sweeter than life itself. So think fools. Revolutions are not about trifles, but from trifles grow. Rise from life as a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. Robot: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with. Robotech? Oh, look Darling, it's Dallas in outer space! Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. ROM instruction: (R)ead (O)perators (M)ind. ROM wasn't built in a day. Ronald Reagan, the Milli Vanilli of Presidents. Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens. Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens. Rounded numbers are always false. RTFM: But it's the computer manuals I hate. RTFM? You've got to be kidding. RU486SX - 16 bit version of the popular abortion pill. Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor. Rules? What rules? Rumors love lies. Run for the toilet, Taco Bell's done it again. Running water is fine, but not running through the roof. Running Windows is better than washing them. Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home. Said the fly " Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly." Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain. Sailors do it upon the waves. Sails trimmed, autopilot on, now it's "Miller Time." San Francisco: where NOBODY eats Rice-a-Roni. Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat. Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here? Sanity not found. Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail? Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. Save energy: be apathetic. Save more trees, eat more beavers. Save our planet, leave something of value behind. Save out planet for our descendants. Save the earth, some of my best friends live here. Save the plankton - eat a whale. Save the Plankton, eat a whale. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Save the whales! Start collecting a whole set today. Save trees, eat beavers. Saved whales are to be stored in Davy Jones' locker. Savings accounts and toothpaste, only come out easy. Say "No," then negotiate. Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow. Say the secret word and this duck is yours. Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Science has not yet found a cure for the pun. Scientific Method: A useful logical fallacy. Screw each and every prime directive. Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable. SCUD : (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections. Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts. Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato. Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you. Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about? Security is a game where final goal is never reached. See you in the movies. Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing. Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought. Seismologists do it to a fault. Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil. Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor. Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing. Selfishness is a vice we see it only in others. Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader. Semper Fidelis Senility means never having to drink just to forget. Seniors are years ahead. Serfs up -- Spartacus. Seriousness is the very next step to being dull. Sex and death, two things that occur once in a lifetime. Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfergnookie. Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't. Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur.. Sex is not a answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world. Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote. Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance. Shake well before and after use. Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old. Shamed be he who thinks evil of it. Share your happiness with others today. Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven. Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underwear. Shareware it only works if you pay. Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school. Sharp wits, like sharp knives, often cut their owner. Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child. She can't take much more of this Captain. She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties. She got pregnant simply because she hated rabbits. She has been under more drunken sailors than a naval head She is descended from a line that her mother listened to. She kept saying I didn't listen to her -- or something. She said "You get three wishes, what are the other two ?" She's been on more laps than a napkin. She's looking at menopause in a rear-view mirror. Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492. SHHHH! Be vewy quiet -- I'm hunting FOREBEARS. Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming. Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling. SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark. Shoplifters with the runs always take Clepto Bismol. Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo Shouldn't you be doing something useful? Shouldn't you go back to lurking now? Show & Tell: Lecture by Gypsy Rose Lee. Show affection, it may result in a pleasant response. Show me a good tagline... And I'll steal it. Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you. Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit. Sick pay is a form of ill-gotten gains. Sick Pay: Ill-gotten gains. Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language. Silence is more eloquent at times than words. Silent gratitude isn't of much value to anyone. Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers. Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean. Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you. Sin has many tools, a lie is only handle for them all. SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit. SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it. Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond? Since vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour? Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out. Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference. Sit down, you're rocking the boat. Skeptics are seldom deceived. Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them. Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine. Sleep warm, love well and carry a big stick. SLEEP? NEVER! I'm a consultant. Small problems seem insurmountable to small minds. Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to. Smile, but sharpen your knives. Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear. Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life. Smog makes haze while the sun shines. Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires. Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. Smoking is one of leading causes of statistics. Snails' pace: .00758 mph. Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry? So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind. So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop. So long, and thanks for all the fish. So many messages ... So little time left. So much for No New TAXES, I'm giving up lip-reading. So where did we all come from? Stop acting like a monkey. Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life. Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it. Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund? Software independent: Won't work with ANY software. Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist. Some are wise; others are otherwise.... Some assembly required. Some assembly required: the whole damned thing. Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written. Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die. Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority. Some climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong. Some cures are worse than the disease. Some days, I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich. Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers. Some days, rocking a boat is the way to get things done. Some days the only good thing on TV is the vase. Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield. Some farewells are easier than others. Some lives are as a lamp that flickers but cannot flare. Some lose their tempers from seeing you keep yours. Some men are discovered, others are found out. Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles. Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Some of us just die, others of us live on. Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect. Some people are born stupid, others work to acquire it. Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds Some people can't succeed at anything, even suicide. Some people grasp stupidity as though it were a virtue. Some people push for a tofu-free work environment. Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. Some settling may have occurred in shipping. Some stock market investors go stock-raving mad. Some things have to be believed to be seen. Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result. Some TV shows are so dull they should have yawn tracks. Some winners rely upon miracles without believing in them Some women get excited about nothing, then marry him. Some would change a bad shirt instead of a bad mind. Some zoophilic dreams are really wild. Someone is speaking well of you. Someone is unenthusiastic about your work. Someone superglued all my bytes onto my hard drive. Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow. someonelemmeoutaherethisplaceisfullanuts!! Something will have to be done, something irresponsible. Sometimes even fools make good suggestions. Sometimes I sit and think, sometimes I sit and stink. Sometimes I wake up grumpy...other times I let her sleep. Sometimes it takes a fool to rush in to get the job done. Sometimes the fax lie. Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done best. Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem. Sometimes the truth is the worst horror. Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you. Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead. Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you. Sound really has almost nothing to do with true music. Spaghetti code = job security. Sparky's Law: You must say something cute here! Speak kind words, and you will hear wonderful echoes. Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something. Specifications subject to change without notice. Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge. Speed kills! Switch to Windows... Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins. Split hairs any finer and you'll end up with split ends. Spongecake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients. Spooks are a breed apart. Spring makes everything young again except humans. Spring: When anglers get that faraway lake in their eyes. Standards are wonderful. So very many to choose from. Standing on head makes smile of frown for mouth only. Start a family only if your parents are able to baby sit. Start off every day with a smile and get it over with. Start slow and taper off. Starve a feeding bureaucrat...vote Libertarian. State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section. State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept. Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off. Status Quo--Latin for the mess we are in. Stay away from flying saucers today. Stay away from hurricanes for a while. Stay with me, I want to be alone. Stealth means never having to say you're sorry. Steers don't grow up to be cow boys. Stick \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended. STILL HERE? The message is over.... Go Home. Go On! Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. Stop spelling misteaks: use error correcting modems. Straight trees have crooked roots. Strange but not a stranger... Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut. Stretch pants: What Lassie does when the show runs under. Strings, Percussion, and Celesta - Bartok WAS Country! Strip mining prevents forest fires. Strive for the impossible or you shall wither. Study as if life is eternal, knowing tomorrow you may die Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit. Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark. Stupidity has no limits, genius does. Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking. Stupidity is not considered a handicap, park elsewhere. Stupidity is not a handicap. You have to park elsewhere. Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit. Subliminal: Send me $1000 in small, unmarked bills. Submitted for your approval. Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists. Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring. Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start. Support FREE software. Write it yourself. Support Pacifism: Get out & fight for what you believe in Suppress that thought. Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones. Sure I can help you out, which way did you come in? Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP ... I'll be damned. Surly to bed, and surly to rise. Surprise due today. Also the rent. Surprise the world. Get to work on time today. Swap read error. You lose your mind. Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum. Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other. Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H : COFFEE not found. SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing. Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer. System Failure. Push (B)ullshit (W)hine (S)urrender. SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue. -----T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E------- Tablet: A small table. Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave. Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave. Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far. Tact is the intelligence of the heart. Tact: Describing others as they see themselves. Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age. Tag line thievery..Coming up next on Geraldo. Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them. Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am). Tagless messages just look naked somehow... Tagline Lotto: ����������<- Scratch here to reveal prize. Tagline space to let. Inquire within. Tagline theft isn't a crime, it's an art. Taglines are almost as bad as bumper stickers. Taglines unite! Stop kidnapping of taglines. Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors. Take my advice...I'm not using it. Take the bull by the hand, and don't mix metaphors. Take two aspirin and call the consultant. Take two crows and caw me in the morning. Take what you can use and let the rest go by. Take your levity whenever and wherever you can find it. Talk about memory, this system includes a sense of guilt. Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. Talking is another disease of age. Talking is another disease of age. Talking of bulls is not like being in the bull ring. tasteful words. You might have to eat them. Tax reform: Don't tax you or me, tax that fellow there. Tax Shelter- A way to spend a buck to save fifty cents. Taxation is little more than legalized extortion. Taxidermy Cafe: Let us stuff you. Teacher (according to a child): A non-violent mother. Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever. Teamwork is essential it allows you to blame someone else Technicians tinker. Engineers tearit up. Teenager: Having tunnel vision and selective hearing. Teenagers are your punishment for enjoying sex! Telecommunications is a bit far-fetched. Teleportation affects your orientation. Television proves people will look at except each other. Television: Society's best pesticide for the reading bug. Tell me again why you named your kid "Rasputin?" Tell me, am I supposed to be pleased or frightened? Tell no big lies today. Small ones are just as effective Tend the molehills, the mountains look after themselves. Tennis players have fuzzy balls. Terminally clueless!! Testing 1 2 3. Hey, is this thing on? Texas Barbecue, if you can taste the meat someone goofed. Th-th-th-that's all, folks. Thank God that a person can have only one MIL at a time. Thank you for observing all safety precautions. That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm. That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. That must be wonderful. I don't understand it at all. That should clear out your sinuses. That tagline is TRUE ->
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