The Spanish tourism industry
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looking for action.
You think she goes around brushing everyone's teeth?
If she brushes mine, she's in for a surprise.
What is this? 316: 00:20:57.00 00:20:59.22 Get under it. It's like a blanket, but with feathers.
-They don't have blankets here. -They're too weird.
Hortensia! 319: 00:21:12.00 00:21:13.11 Hortensia! 320: 00:21:13.15 00:21:15.02 We're taking a siesta! 321: 00:21:15.06 00:21:18.11 Oh, sorry. Do you know where Hortensia lives?
Shut up, asshole! 323: 00:21:21.13 00:21:23.23 Watch what you say about your dad!
Want me to come down there and smack you?
You don't have the balls! 326: 00:21:29.17 00:21:32.08 Shut up, Julian! He's a friend of my daughter's.
Hi, Hortensia. I'm here to see you.
I figured. Come on up. 329: 00:21:41.23 00:21:43.01 Damn...
Sorry I can't let you in, but...
my husband's still in bed, he came home happy last night.
What brings you to this neighborhood?
Well, I called Switzerland yesterday 334: 00:22:00.15 00:22:03.02 and Marcos told me to come by and tell you
that Mari Carmen just had a baby girl!
Oh, my goodness! 337: 00:22:09.07 00:22:10.10 My daughter... 338: 00:22:10.17 00:22:11.21 A baby girl! 339: 00:22:12.03 00:22:13.18 She's early. 340: 00:22:14.06 00:22:17.22 Why didn't they call me at the phone in the bar?
Oh, he said you take too long to get down there
and the call costs too much. We didn't know she was pregnant.
What a cheapskate! With all his money...
Well, the calls do cost a lot. 345: 00:22:30.24 00:22:32.22 The four of them are doing great. 346: 00:22:33.01 00:22:37.02 She should have had it here, in her country, with her family.
When is the baptism? 348: 00:22:40.01 00:22:41.12 When the mother's ready. 349: 00:22:41.16 00:22:44.02 Marcos wants Pilar and me to be the godparents.
I'd love to go back as a tourist. 351: 00:22:46.10 00:22:49.15 But Pilar's not very excited about going back.
-Is Marcos' mother going? -I doubt it, she's a widow now.
Watch out for her! 354: 00:22:54.21 00:22:58.11 She'll do anything if it's free. She's a piece of work.
I haven't seen her in a long time. 356: 00:23:00.22 00:23:02.24 When you find out when the baptism is,
let me know. 358: 00:23:04.18 00:23:06.09 To send a gift. 359: 00:23:06.21 00:23:10.21 Okay. If you need anything, you know where to find me.
-Bye, sweetie. -Goodbye.
Shouldn't we close the door? 362: 00:23:25.10 00:23:26.21 It was open, wasn't it? 363: 00:23:27.00 00:23:29.11 Yeah, but our stuff is inside. 364: 00:23:29.15 00:23:32.04 Yeah, somebody might steal our dirty underwear.
Come on!
This is amazing!
Yeah, the landscape is very pretty. 368: 00:24:07.20 00:24:09.19 Not the landscape, this. Look.
Eggs, jam, potatoes... 370: 00:24:12.00 00:24:15.13 Take whatever you want and leave the money. It's perfect.
-You're going to steal it? -No, damn it.
That they can leave all this here without someone like you taking it.
Right.
we wouldn't be in such bad shape. 375: 00:24:27.14 00:24:30.10 Yeah, amazing. Hey, I'm a little thirsty.
Wait here. 377: 00:24:40.22 00:24:42.12 #Have you got fresh milk? 378: 00:24:46.12 00:24:48.14 #He wants fresh milk. 379: *00:24:48.18 00:24:50.04 #Give him a glass. 380: 00:25:01.22 00:25:05.01 I've been here before. That lady looks familiar.
-Did they do something to you? -No.
I don't like milk by itself. 383: 00:25:13.07 00:25:14.23 Drink it, we have to go. 384: 00:25:15.05 00:25:17.09 #He doesn't like milk by itself? 385: 00:25:18.03 00:25:20.05 #I don't either. Wait. 386: 00:25:23.12 00:25:26.10 I think she owned the hostel where my dad stayed.
Before we left, we stopped here to say goodbye. I was with him.
I think he liked her. 389: 00:25:33.00 00:25:36.09 No wonder. I really dig older women.
#-Are you Spanish? -Yes.
#Mom, they're Spanish! 392: 00:25:53.17 00:25:58.05* Luisa, ma'am! You have a telephone call.
Thanks, Maite! 394: *00:26:01.09 00:26:02.12 Your son? 395: 00:26:02.17 00:26:04.21 Sure, one came yesterday. 396: 00:26:05.00 00:26:06.02 That he's fine 397: 00:26:06.06 00:26:08.20 and that he's having a blast. Hey,
when's the baptism? 399: 00:26:11.16 00:26:12.20 In Uzwil? 400: 00:26:12.24 00:26:14.22 Great, you'll see him there. 401: 00:26:15.01 00:26:18.14 Congratulate Maria Carmen and Marcos for me.
Okay. Hey, visit somewhere besides Uzwil, you've...
Hey! You've seen that already! 404: 00:26:25.21 00:26:27.21 What? It cut off. 405: 00:26:28.06 00:26:29.11 What's wrong? 406: 00:26:29.15 00:26:31.05 Nothing, my brother... 407: 00:26:31.13 00:26:35.11 Hey, your cousin who works in the bank...
Where did you say he was driving to? 409: 00:26:38.10 00:26:39.22 Zurich, why? 410: 00:26:40.01 00:26:41.05 Zurich... 411: 00:27:06.22 00:27:09.08 Rita, there's a couple in our room.
-What are they doing? -What do you think?
You don't like them using your room.
Well, our stuff is in there. Passports, money...
They're the ones who were in our room.
Don't worry, they didn't go in there to rob you.
Alexandra, did you steal anything from these two boys?
Pablo and Juan. 419: 00:27:39.03 00:27:42.22 Like the apostles. They're Spanish. Her name is Alexandra.
What?
Have we tried fondue.
No, no.
It smells too strong.
It's melted cheese, typical here.
I don't like cheese. 426: 00:27:58.19 00:28:00.03 You don't like anything. 427: 00:28:06.08 00:28:07.05 #He does. 428: 00:28:07.16 00:28:09.02 #Oh, you speak French? 429: 00:28:09.06 00:28:11.04 No, I don't speak English. 430: *00:28:17.13 00:28:19.11 What a huge portion. 431: 00:28:21.24 00:28:23.12 Thank you, Miss. 432: 00:28:25.12 00:28:27.09 Damn, look at all that food. 433: 00:28:28.10 00:28:30.01 Look, the Alps! 434: 00:28:31.04 00:28:34.07 -The Pyrenees. -Right, the Pyrenees.
The cows look like ants. 436: 00:28:41.13 00:28:43.03 I'm Swiss Colombian. 437: 00:28:43.07 00:28:45.13 My mom's Colombian and my dad's Swiss.
But I grew up there. 439: 00:28:47.04 00:28:49.22 in Colombia.
He met my mother when he got sent there.
He's the one who insisted I come. 442: 00:28:55.08 00:28:57.07 You didn't want to be here? 443: 00:28:57.16 00:29:00.02 At first I missed everything. 444: 00:29:00.07 00:29:02.24 The people were so cold... 445: 00:29:03.04 00:29:05.02 As cold as the weather. 446: 00:29:06.18 00:29:10.03* And I got nasty looks for the color of my skin. I still do.
But you're not... 448: 00:29:12.15 00:29:14.06 You're not colored. 449: 00:29:14.10 00:29:16.12 You mean black, right? 450: 00:29:17.00 00:29:18.15 My mother's black. 451: 00:29:18.24 00:29:22.01 Well, people like this color in big cities.
But these country folk... are scared of it.
Does it scare you? 454: 00:29:36.21 00:29:38.24 Do these hippies like your color? 455: *00:29:39.03 00:29:41.07 Don't call them hippies, they don't like it.
We call them alternatives. 457: 00:29:43.13 00:29:46.14 They like anything from the south, 458: 00:29:46.18 00:29:50.09 from warm countries without modern comforts.
They think having to walk miles to get water from a well
is romantic. 461: 00:29:56.00 00:29:57.00 It's funny. 462: 00:29:57.13 00:30:00.19 We're still fighting so everyone can have running water...
Down deep, the truth is... 464: 00:30:04.18 00:30:07.18 we're ashamed of how well our country works.
Yeah, but when something goes wrong, they always run straight home.
I'm ashamed of my country too, but for the opposite reason.
Hey, you speak Spanish really well. 468: 00:30:22.22 00:30:26.01 Better than you do. I learned in Salamanca.
Oh, right. 470: 00:30:27.22 00:30:29.00 Salamanca. 471: 00:30:36.08 00:30:38.14 Pablo, try it. 472: 00:30:39.03 00:30:40.09 It's not tobacco. 473: 00:30:41.06 00:30:42.13 This is better. 474: 00:30:42.21 00:30:44.11 It's Colombian. 475: 00:30:44.24 00:30:46.10 It has sunshine. 476: 00:30:47.01 00:30:48.10 No, I don't... 477: 00:30:48.24 00:30:49.19 It has sunshine! 478: 00:30:50.05 00:30:52.03 No, I don't want any. 479: 00:30:54.02 00:30:56.13 You're not worried about people smoking joints
in a house full of guns? 481: 00:30:59.17 00:31:02.14 Can you imagine every Spaniard with a rifle?
They keep their uniforms and rifles until they're 50.
Their military service lasts a lifetime.
-When are we going to your town? -It's near here, but...
I like it here. 486: 00:31:29.13 00:31:30.20 Pablo, don't get hung up 487: 00:31:30.24 00:31:34.05 on that chick. Can't you see they're fooling around?
Well, everybody fools around with everybody here.
How old is the other one? You think she's into me?
They met in a kibbutz in Israel. 491: 00:31:46.02 00:31:48.00 You think they're an item? 492: 00:31:50.12 00:31:53.08 I'll go in there, hit on her and we'll find out.
-You don't have the balls. -What?
-You don't. -My balls are huge.
Rita, I'd really like to... 496: 00:32:49.21 00:32:50.18 What?
Well,
I'd really like to kiss you. 499: 00:32:57.17 00:32:58.21 Really, really? 500: 00:32:59.02 00:33:01.00 That's the marihuana. It'll pass.
No, I really want to. I swear...
on these. 503: 00:33:17.08 00:33:19.07 It's freezing, watch out! 504: 00:33:39.11 00:33:41.17 I'd like to go to bed with you. 505: 00:33:45.21 00:33:47.11 The two things don't mix. 506: 00:33:47.15 00:33:50.08 If we go to bed, the friendship is over.
We're not friends, we only just met.
We're not? 509: 00:33:54.14 00:33:56.06 Well, yeah, but... 510: 00:33:57.00 00:33:58.09 I really want to. 511: 00:34:01.11 00:34:02.19 Me too.
Well then?
Well then? What else do I have to say?
Oh, okay... 515: 00:34:13.18 00:34:15.17 I'll be right there. 516: 00:34:15.21 00:34:18.15 I need some water, I can't sleep without it.
Listen to this. 518: 00:34:35.16 00:34:36.23 Listen.
"The Cervino, or Matterhorn..."
The what? 521: 00:34:41.11 00:34:44.00 It's a mountain, that's what they call it.
The one with the Toblerone. 523: 00:34:46.04 00:34:50.05 "...is 4,478 meters high." Imagine that!
There's nothing that high in Spain. 525: 00:34:52.22 00:34:55.07 Are you really going to turn Swiss? 526: 00:34:55.17 00:34:58.23 Do you have to always make that sad face?
I don't know. It depends how much it costs.
-You mean you have to pay? -Okay...
When will we go back to Madrid? 530: 00:35:07.12 00:35:08.19 Not again... 531: 00:35:51.02 00:35:54.00 Hey, Tonino. How's life treating you?
Can't complain. Life is great in summer.
-I can tell. -There you have it.
Hanna, Erika! 535: 00:36:03.13 00:36:05.23 By the way, did you know Martin's coming?
Martin who? 537: 00:36:07.04 00:36:09.22 Martin who? How many Martins do we both know?
-Marcos' friend? -Yeah.
He's coming back? 540: 00:36:12.23 00:36:15.11 With things how they are now... 541: 00:36:15.15 00:36:18.00 He's too old to find a job. He shouldn't have left.
No, he's the godfather. 543: *00:36:22.15 00:36:24.21 Martin and Hanna had a thing. 544: 00:36:25.04 00:36:26.21 And Marcos with the other one. 545: 00:36:27.00 00:36:28.23 -What's her name? -Erika.
You know what? 547: 00:36:32.10 00:36:36.06 They say Hanna's daughter is Martin's.
No way, get out of here! 549: 00:36:38.08 00:36:39.21 That's just village gossip! 550: 00:37:13.19 00:37:15.04 Which way was it? 551: 00:37:15.08 00:37:16.13 That way. 552: 00:37:16.18 00:37:17.23 No, this way. 553: 00:37:27.17 00:37:29.06 Marcos!
Mari Carmen!
How could you leave their number in Madrid?
Marcos!
Watch out for this one. I don't understand her, but she looks nasty. 558: 00:37:46.15 00:37:49.07 You're the nasty-looking one, ma'am. 559: 00:37:50.05 00:37:51.11 Sorry about that. 560: 00:37:51.20 00:37:54.17 We're looking for a Spanish couple who lives here.
You're the godparents from Madrid.
Yes, ma'am. 563: 00:37:58.06 00:38:01.15 They didn't know you were coming today. They're at the lake.
When it's hot in summer they go to Schönenbodensee.
Isn't Schönenbodensee...? 566: 00:38:09.09 00:38:11.12 Never mind. Can we leave our luggage?
Come up.
Thank you.
This place is beautiful. 570: *00:38:28.21 00:38:31.04 Why have you never brought me here? 571: 00:38:31.08 00:38:33.08 Because it was for nudists. 572: 00:38:33.12 00:38:36.18 What can I say? Let's see if I can get through to this woman.
You mean this lake was for nudists 574: 00:38:42.02 00:38:44.17 -and you came? -I came once, damn it!
With Marcos, we got lost and ended up here! One time!
Listen... 577: 00:38:49.12 00:38:52.07 You got lost and ended up at a lake for nudists?
I feel nauseous. 579: 00:38:55.04 00:38:58.10 You have to breastfeed her as long as possible.
There's a monthly subsidy now so women can breastfeed.
Right...
You think there's a time limit?
No, I'll breastfeed her until she gets married.
-Move, you're suffocating her. -Very funny.
Move, nobody's watching. 586: 00:39:12.05 00:39:13.09 Just in case. 587: 00:39:23.04 00:39:24.19 What's wrong? She doesn't understand you?
She doesn't understand me, she must not be Swiss.
Look...
You're explaining it wrong.
We have to pay to go in. Explaining what wrong?
-No way, we're not paying. -You tell her.
Explain it right. 594: 00:40:11.14 00:40:15.15 Now we're in trouble for showing your tit in public. Put it away.
Cover it up, cover it up, for God's sake!
This used to be for nudists, now you can't even breastfeed.
Beers for the family. 598: 00:40:32.08 00:40:34.19 It's really great to see you, Martin.
I couldn't wait to see you all. 600: 00:40:36.22 00:40:38.21 -She's gorgeous! -Thanks.
You can really notice the fresh air. 602: 00:40:41.07 00:40:44.21 -And Marquitos is very handsome. -Give Pilar a kiss.
Sure, go and play. 604: 00:40:51.06 00:40:54.12 -Shy, just like his mother. -He's already so grown up.
His school is taking him to the mountains for a few days.
He'll miss his sister's baptism, but we can't say no.
Let him go. 608: 00:41:02.21 00:41:05.06 It's good for them to be away from their mothers.
Pablo grew up overnight when he came here.
That's true. 611: 00:41:09.03 00:41:11.14 There was a baby on the plane... 612: *00:41:11.18 00:41:12.17 You flew here? 613: 00:41:15.01 00:41:16.01 Yes.
Otherwise we wouldn't have come.
Two hours and you're in Switzerland. 616: 00:41:22.17 00:41:27.02 It's expensive but it's worth it. You get a meal and everything.
We all thought you were coming back to find work. Right, Marcos?
How should I know? 619: 00:41:34.01 00:41:36.15 -I wanted to talk to you about that. |