Doctors to please repeat after me.
I, -------------, do hereby swear on this solemn day that:
I shall not prescribe unnecessary medicines and tests to my patients;
I shall not give false counselling;
I shall not overcharge and accept cuts and gifts;
I shall not rape tiny tots with mercury laced inoculations or vaccinations, for they pollute the blood stream of small children
leading to serious diseases like AIDS, Cancers, Autism, etc.;
I shall not prescribe lethal drugs, like anti-retroviral, chemotherapy, or give ECT to my patients;
I shall not indulge in human organ thefts to the detriment of my patients;
I shall not be afraid of any authority and fabricate medical records or give false evidence;
I shall not exploit students studying under me;
I shall not manipulate findings or results to win grants or awards.
I, -------------, further solemnly affirm that:-
If I cannot treat a disease, I shall not say that AIDS, cancers, diabetes has no cure.
But will tell the patient to try other systems of medicine.
I shall treat health practitioners of other systems with respect and not tell deliberate lies to prove my importance.
I shall study Holistic healing modalities to increase my knowledge and wisdom..
I shall not even by mistake say that “HIV=AIDS=death” or cancers cannot be treated.
I shall not frighten my patients with unnecessary comments, opinions or advice.
I still remember what Hippocrates said, namely, “Let diet be your medicine” and shall accordingly prescribe fresh fruits,
vegetables and good diet to my patients, rather than tonics, syrups, synthetic multi-vitamins, especially to children.
I shall not perform surgery, unless it is absolutely must and will not indulge in rackets like amniocentesis, caesarean
section, silicon implant or liposuction.
I shall work to ban the useless and cruel animal experiments in the name of medicine.
I shall participate in periodic workshops, seminars, and conferences at my expense or on scholarship (no pharma funding)
to educate myself and speak from my conscience if I am called upon to speak or preside.
Finally, I shall not consume alcohol, smoke tobacco, or take other narcotic and psychotropic substances. As far as possible,
I shall also not take animal proteins.
I realize and aver that a great responsibility of people’s well-being is upon my shoulders and I shall carry on my onerous
task with utmost dedication.
This I swear in the name of God on this solemn Doctors Day and I shall repeat this oath daily lest I forget that I am in a divine
profession to heal the world.
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