Both- to my gal Ruby Mae Both
|
|  Yüklə 33.5 Kb.
|
| Information from Chris Cockerham/Western Wake
Ruby Mae Bagonia Intro- …I like to make a toast to my gal, me too. (pick up glasses) Both- To my gal Ruby Both- To my gal Ruby Mae Both- To my gal Ruby Mae Bagonia Both- To my gal Ruby Mae Bagonia, with a mole on her left knee (nose to nose) how’d you know she had a mole on her left knee Both- To my gal Ruby Mae Bagonia, with a mole on her left knee, with one red eye and one green eye, rides a painted pony (pause) sidesaddle Both- To my gal Ruby Mae Bagonia, with a mole on her left knee, with one red eye and one green eye, rides a painted pony (pause) sidesaddle, and works at the long branch saloon in Loredo Man 1- Uh that does it we’re drawing Man 2- I never thought a woman would come between us Man 1- Choose your weapon boy Man 2- Alright, poison darts Man 1- What? What kind of silly weapon is that? Man 2- You said I could choose my weapon Man 1- Well where are we gonna to find poison darts out here Man 2- I just happen to have some (pull 2 straws out of pocket) Man 1- Well how convenient (back to back) Man 1- Alright on the count of 3 draw Both- And don’t you go on the count of 2, I never go on the count of 2 Both- One, two (both turn and shoot, fall to ground groaning) Man 1- Well here we are old buddy in our last moments we might as well toast to our gal Man 2- Sure Both- To my gal Ruby Mae Bagonia, with a mole on her left knee, with one red eye and one green eye, rides a painted pony (pause) sidesaddle and works at the long branch saloon in Loredo… Man 1- Texas Man 2- Wyoming Man 1- Wyoming? Man 2- Texas? (both die) |